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 Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 15:24 Post subject: Dajm.... i need a "Massage Tutorial" vid. |
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A girl is coming over this friday, and i told her i can massage real GG, she expects a real good massage, but truth is, my massaging skills do not go beyond the basic gay shoulder rub that everyone can do. I've checked out some sites and read some things about massaging, it helped some but i need to see it with my eyes to really get to know how it is done. My main objective friday night, is to get laid. So if anyone can find some nice decent massaging vids it would really help. If anyone has some tips with massaging plz put them here.
Objectives this friday night
MISSION OBJECTIVES
- Learn GG massaging techniques
- Entertain the girl
- Get her on the bed
- Massage her like a pro
PRIMARY OBJECTIVE
- Getting laid
Any help is appreciated.
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 15:53 Post subject: |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 16:58 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 16:10; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 17:07 Post subject: |
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Seriously, this works.
Massage her feet, that always gets my girlfirend in the mood, it's one of a girls erogenous zones. Slowly move up her legs.
You don't need to be a pro either, just be gentle.
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 17:34 Post subject: |
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Double-=V=-
I've done alot of things with her before, but the massage is like the key to open the final door, if you get my drift.
Though you are right, I could get that pussy without the entire massage part, there are other ways, but i want to make it perfect 
Skidrow
GG, that's good, thx.
Mutantius
Thanks
Yondaime
I will keep you updated
AnimalMother
GG, thanks for the tip.
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 19:05 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | Seriously, this works.
Massage her feet, that always gets my girlfirend in the mood, it's one of a girls erogenous zones. Slowly move up her legs.
You don't need to be a pro either, just be gentle. |
What if her feet stinks?
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 19:39 Post subject: |
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| Stealth88 wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | Seriously, this works.
Massage her feet, that always gets my girlfirend in the mood, it's one of a girls erogenous zones. Slowly move up her legs.
You don't need to be a pro either, just be gentle. |
What if her feet stinks? |
Then you stfu and keep on massaging, it's not worth the spoilage of the pussy  |
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 22:14 Post subject: |
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Tell her that a shower will relax her... works every time.
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 23:44 Post subject: |
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Lol geez..... telling her to wash her feet, god that's such a turn off. Taking a shower is relaxing yes, but my mom will go like....WTF????? It's in the bag though.
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 23:54 Post subject: |
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It was a joke. How exactly would you know it's a turnoff anyway?
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Jan 2005 23:58 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | It was a joke. How exactly would you know it's a turnoff anyway? |
Hehe, I know it's a joke and omg when i wrote that i knew that you would tell me that it was a joke. 
Imagine you are massaging her, GG, she's so hot, she's moaning, getting warm, the mood is right, everything is right, then you stop and tell her that her feet stink and that she must wash them before you can contineu. I think it's safe to say it's a turn off. |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jan 2005 00:07 Post subject: |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | It was a joke. How exactly would you know it's a turnoff anyway? |
Hehe, I know it's a joke and omg when i wrote that i knew that you would tell me that it was a joke.
Imagine you are massaging her, GG, she's so hot, she's moaning, getting warm, the mood is right, everything is right, then you stop and tell her that her feet stink and that she must wash them before you can contineu. I think it's safe to say it's a turn off. |
She might think it's even more of a turn on if you washed her feet really sensually or something. 
Remember, some people are turned on by being put in a cage and getting poked, so feet washing might be a massive turn on for her. You never can tell... 
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jan 2005 00:09 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | Pizda2 wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | It was a joke. How exactly would you know it's a turnoff anyway? |
Hehe, I know it's a joke and omg when i wrote that i knew that you would tell me that it was a joke.
Imagine you are massaging her, GG, she's so hot, she's moaning, getting warm, the mood is right, everything is right, then you stop and tell her that her feet stink and that she must wash them before you can contineu. I think it's safe to say it's a turn off. |
She might think it's even more of a turn on if you washed her feet really sensually or something.
Remember, some people are turned on by being put in a cage and getting poked, so feet washing might be a massive turn on for her. You never can tell... |
LOOOOOOOL, i love the way you think |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jan 2005 00:31 Post subject: |
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you are all sick sick people
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TheSaint
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vortex66
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jan 2005 15:00 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jan 2005 15:29 Post subject: |
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| TheSaint wrote: | jezus christ did you never turn on a woman? fucking rub her back shouler and go lower, than kiss her and she will get a waterfall in her cunt  . than she will prolly get you laid easily :d |
Yes i have, but the back rub part needs to be relaxing. |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jan 2005 16:57 Post subject: |
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I usually slap women with my 13" cock.
Chicks dig it.
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2005 22:19 Post subject: |
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It worked, yes the massage was a great idea, really got her in the mood, me also. Damn great, i got everything i wanted. GG.
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fisk
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2005 23:13 Post subject: |
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| fisk wrote: | | ... This is what you get when a bunch of virgins gives you advice on how to get laid Pizda2 |
LOL, well i did accomplish my mission. |
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jan 2005 00:55 Post subject: |
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i just wanna laugh at this thread
lol @ this thread
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Godlikez*
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Jan 2005 15:38 Post subject: |
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| Godlikez* wrote: | Validation required.......
Pics pending...........
???????????? |
I took some pics with my E700, but how do i put that on my comp etc, i need some cables dajm. |
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jan 2005 00:41 Post subject: |
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| Avenger_ wrote: | Pizda2: Just make sure she doesn't see this thread  |
Well slap my caboose and call me Wendy, that's brilliant |
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MAD_MAX333
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