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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 09:44    Post subject: Do you admire your "work"
When you go to the bathroom and do nr 2. When you're done and about to flush to toilet, do you admire your work for a sek before flushing?

Its very macho to look down and see half an animal carcass in the toilet Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 10:01    Post subject:
poop thread #673
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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 10:02    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
poop thread #673



What can I say, its a fascinating topic Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 10:21    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao switched double account? Razz

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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 10:57    Post subject:
Ummm... no...

What's with you guys and obsession with your own poop? :\

It's a freaking poop. Nothing more, nothing less. A poop...

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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 11:30    Post subject:
Acer: Iv bet you got a top rated poo at ratemypoo.com Sad
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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 12:36    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Acer: Iv bet you got a top rated poo at ratemypoo.com Sad



Ugh, dissgusting site Razz

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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 14:59    Post subject:
i usually do, not only to admire a giant shit, but also cause it tells a lot about your health/"WTF DID I EAT" if it's weirdly colored. but doing this also harbours those woeful moments of disappointment when you think you just shat out half a ton and there are only some minipoops sitting/swimming there Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 15:15    Post subject:
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ivan1real




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 15:18    Post subject:
I had a pic of my gigantic turd couple of years ago, send it to couple of friends, but its gone now Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 15:40    Post subject:
I read like a list that classified the different kinds of turd there is and for quite a while I was curious to put my own turds in the correct boxes..There was the GHOST TURD for instance. You feel it coming out, you hear the splash and there are remains on the toiletpaper. But nothing in the bowl Surprised Surprised

There were like 30 Very Happy

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 15:51    Post subject:
ghost turds just are perfect and they go down the bowl

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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 16:10    Post subject:

Laughing
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 16:17    Post subject:
i hate poop Sad my poop is horrible cause my liver is horrible and it's just .... Crying or Very sad

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 16:24    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
i hate poop Sad my poop is horrible cause my liver is horrible and it's just .... Crying or Very sad

Any pics you can share?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 17:33    Post subject:
I never look at it. That's just sick.

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 17:39    Post subject:
So, you have never seen your poop in your life?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 18:26    Post subject:
i've seen it... i try my best not to look at it though. Don't really like looking at black tar like poop... Sad

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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 18:36    Post subject:
I look at it just to check hows my health.... Shit must be nice, hard and long curved shape. This means i am well.
If its water from as... Cool Face

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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 18:54    Post subject:
im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ...
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 19:18    Post subject:
Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 20:31    Post subject:
THIS THREAD



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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 21:00    Post subject:
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Mikey5449
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2011 21:22    Post subject:
You'll probably laugh at this, but I actually heard that this similar question of "do you look at your poop before you flush it?" is actually more of a psychoanalysis type of question moreso than it is the literal question of just do you see your poop?

Essentially, it came down to the observations that people who say they do NOT look at their poop (ever, at all, etc...) are usually overly selfish or egocentric or something like that. Full of themselves essentially. And those who do admit to taking a look now and then (or always) are not so much those things listed above.

While I can see the overall theory of this analysis (pun intended Very Happy) I'm sure it's not 100% accurate and essentially a very general hypothesis.

Personally, I will admit to looking at my # 2 now and then but for the same reasons most people posted, to check for any obvious health concerns.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2011 00:29    Post subject:
Opera did a show on it. Apparently you wanna look for the 's' curve. Shows signs of a healthy intestine and fiber diet. Rabbit poop is bad.
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