Sweet wine... but how to get the cork out?!
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 21:49    Post subject: Sweet wine... but how to get the cork out?!
I don't have a corkscrew. How do I open the wine? And no, I'm not going to hit it against a wall/tree Laughing

Not going to try this either Laughing
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 21:53    Post subject:
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 21:53    Post subject:


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 22:02    Post subject:
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 22:18    Post subject: Re: Sweet wine... but how to get the cork out?!
PumpAction wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or7yr8EKgSI

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tonizito




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 22:18    Post subject:
dafuq pumpy?
You call yourself a man but you don't have one of these:





boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Neon
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 22:20    Post subject:
Push the cork in.

Or use a fork and a knife.
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huxanomaly2




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 22:47    Post subject:
I think he rage-smashed the bottle by now and he's cleaning up the mess atm Cool Face
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 23:29    Post subject:
i tried to get the cork out on two different bottles -_- will buy a fucking corkscrew tomorrow. DAMN UUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


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SamZon




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jan 2012 23:30    Post subject:
Icepick and a long straw should do the trick!
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bringiton




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 00:36    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Push the cork in.


This.

And btw, I advise you guys NOT to google corkscrew duck...
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 01:19    Post subject:
Use a knife and whittle it down til you get to the end. Watch out for floaties!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 02:07    Post subject:
bringiton wrote:
Neon wrote:
Push the cork in.


This.

And btw, I advise you guys NOT to google corkscrew duck...

well that was rather corkylicious Laughing

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7efaBJWi-cg&feature=related


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