Can you have sex with a fat girl and not in the missionary
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 15:47    Post subject: Can you have sex with a fat girl and not in the missionary
position?

Anything else seems hard.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 15:53    Post subject:
If your dick were long enough it makes it easier.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 15:56    Post subject:
It is big and thick
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 15:58    Post subject:
so she's too fat. is she american fat?


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 16:02    Post subject:
Chubby -----------------------//-------------------------Fat

She's right there. But She's losing weight due to daily exercise
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 16:03    Post subject:
But you're not a fat girl FM, just a bit on the plump side..shouldn't be that hard ffs!
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 16:46    Post subject:
Depends how chubby/fat the girls is. I Don't have experience with that type of girls so I don't know but proboably everything is impossible.

Maybe some more oral sex? This always works Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 16:51    Post subject:
TC should know this... Or maybe not.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:03    Post subject:
If you're strong enough just let her be on top (cowgirl was it?) at least to me (Whom has no experience whatsoever.) that seems the easiest solution.

Or use tools.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:08    Post subject:
tools?


3080, ps5, lg oled

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:10    Post subject:
I prefer missionary. it's easier and you can do plenty with it. Legs over your head. To the side. One leg to the side the other over your head. Missionary rocks. All other positions are either too arrogant or just claustrophobic. I hate doggy... don't like looking at bums... it makes me think im gay and having intercourse with a man with long hair... Neutral So many different variations of missionary that it's quite epic and can be super intimate and hot and mmm...

No moar sex talk... it's red tide season Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:11    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
tools?


At first I was sort of thinking about various helpful utilities and devices but searching around a bit it seems all you need is the internet.

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=sexual+positions+for+fat+people&pbx=1&oq=sexual+positions+for+fat+people&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=473l5418l0l5562l31l25l0l2l2l0l189l2605l12.12l27l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=d040386c80fd5445&biw=1594&bih=846
(A bit surprising actually how my guess about having the girl on top seems to be so popular along with the above oral sex suggestion and doing it from behind.)
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:14    Post subject:
Lol Very Happy build a sex room... imma have a sex room when I get a house. It'll have that chair that spreads your legs for easy access, some sort of chain mechanism for a wall, whips and masks, and one of those beds with handcuffs Surprised

YES! WALDO NEEDS TO GET RICH QUICK!


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:15    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
No moar sex talk... it's red tide season Sad


So what's the problem? Have sex in the shower so you can clean up easy.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:17    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Lol Very Happy build a sex room... imma have a sex room when I get a house. It'll have that chair that spreads your legs for easy access, some sort of chain mechanism for a wall, whips and masks, and one of those beds with handcuffs Surprised

YES! WALDO NEEDS TO GET RICH QUICK!


That appeared in the search results as well (Quite a number of times.) but seems to be a bit costly plus it would take a bit of time.

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Screw magazine facetiously recommends that a fat couple call upon friends and family to assist them in achieving intercourse. Failing that, the author suggests that the woman wear a sexy corset. King Edward VII used an adjustable bed (built rather like an examining table) in order to find the best sexual positions to accommodate his own bulk and that of his partners. (Edward, a born FA, also had a chair that doubled as a set of scales. He liked to weigh his guests twice: once when they arrived, and once again just before they left, to see how many pounds he'd added in the meantime.) A certain enormous and libidinous 17th-century Cardinal is famous for having installed a system of slings and pulleys over his bed so that he could enjoy near-weightless sex with a young mistress. The possibilities appear limited only by one's imagination, one's budget, and one's sense of modesty.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 17:23    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
No moar sex talk... it's red tide season Sad


So what's the problem? Have sex in the shower so you can clean up easy.



No! I got tricked once. Never again. Blood I can handle, blood clots... that shit is weird looking Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 18:09    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 18:38    Post subject: Re: Can you have sex with a fat girl and not in the missiona
FireMaster wrote:
position?

Anything else seems hard.

Ask TC01, he knows his stuff alright. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 19:08    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:


That appeared in the search results as well (Quite a number of times.) but seems to be a bit costly plus it would take a bit of time.

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Screw magazine facetiously recommends that a fat couple call upon friends and family to assist them in achieving intercourse.


Haha, yeah, I'm so going to call my relatives when I need help having sex with a large girl. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing This thread is golden!


LOL what?? Okay, note to self to not befriend really fat people.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 19:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 19:43    Post subject:
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don't like looking at bums... it makes me think im gay and having intercourse with a man with long hair


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 20:10    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Haha, love missquotes


Come to think of it how would that work anyway? do they push the lovers back and forth or something?
(Relying on gravity could work also but dropping and lifting the bed or whatever seems more cumbersome and surely they don't just stand there and cheer or something.)
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 20:25    Post subject: Re: Can you have sex with a fat girl and not in the missiona
FireMaster wrote:
Can you have sex with a fat girl

stopped reading there, because anything past that is a 'NO' anyway..lol


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2012 21:40    Post subject:
If it's hard to do in other positions other than missionary then she must be one fat beast of a woman.No borderline stuff, full on monster.


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Jan 2012 12:06    Post subject:
USE TEH FIST!


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Jan 2012 13:23    Post subject:
Slizza wrote:
If it's hard to do in other positions other than missionary then she must be one fat beast of a woman.No borderline stuff, full on monster.

mannn. Thats harsh Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Jan 2012 14:18    Post subject:
lol no absurd pics yet ? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jan 2012 08:44    Post subject:
doggy style should work if shes not a beast as stated above and would have her belly touching the floor.
But they're fun to fuck, they have soo much sexual energy and if you're a handsome man firemaster she'll be so grateful you're fucking her that you can even double dip, have her lick your dick clean and so on...
So have fun and dont forget the peanut butter Wink


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