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Neon
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bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".
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Neon
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Another one because it's 5:20 AM
The wife caught me fucking our child the other day. I'm not sure what shocked her more, me fucking it or the abortion clinic letting me keep it in the first place.
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WaldoJ
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i'm glad i don't know you in real life cause those jokes are horrible.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Neon
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Well fuck you, I laughed.
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Neon
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WaldoJ
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heard the jewish one like 10 years ago. it was funny when i was 16.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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ROFLMAO. I'm not sure what's funnier, Waldo's response or Neon's....being a neon lol
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Haha i love it!
Reminds me of the dead-baby-jokes thread <3
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”
- Albert Camus
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| bringiton wrote: | Haha i love it!
Reminds me of the dead-baby-jokes thread <3 |
Awww that was awesome xD 
Shame that the search doesn't work xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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tonizito
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You drunik, neona? 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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What's Somalia's national dish?
An empty platter.
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doobzilla
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb, one to suck my dick.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Feminist.
Feminist who?
Sucks my dick.
Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS
Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Thanks for the idea Lutz!
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deelix
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doobzilla
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