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 Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 00:46 Post subject: Most crappy modern movie!? |
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Tell me what the most crappy modern (made within the last 5 years) movie that you've watched.
Mine has got to be 'Half Past Dead". It's absolute shight in every department. The story is totally unrealistic, all the actors are pathetic and the fights are the worst i've ever seen.
Really I can sum it up in one sentence;
Ja Rule is in it, he doesn't die.
Nuff said.
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hahe
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You Got Served. Seriously I watched it. I got my friend to rent it as a joke.
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Hulk, what a piece of absolute nonsense.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Esel_Gesi
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse
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Esel_Gesi
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Luckily I have not seen 'half past dead' but now I'm tempted if you say it's worse than RE:A. 
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Animalmother: Now that I come to think of it, basically every Korean/Japanese movie released within the last five years are pretty sucky. There are a handful of exceptions though, but a lot of "popular" ones are really dreadfully bad.
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Somewhat.
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nouseforaname
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Do you throw Oldboy (korean) or Battle Royale (japan) into that lot of dreadfully bad ones? What do you think are the exceptions?
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Mystic River . i hated every moment of it. i know this is a popular movie but i dont care, i hated it
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 10:26 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | | JeanPerrier wrote: | | Mystic River . i hated every moment of it. i know this is a popular movie but i dont care, i hated it |
You know .. he did ask what is the crappiest movie you can think of .... surely Mystic River doesn't fit into that ...  |
thats cause you liked it i guess or were influenced by oscar nominations.
for me its the crappiest movie ive ever seen. tim robbins was so bad and sean penn constantly talking almost unhearable. why did i ever finish watching him. in hell i was |
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nouseforaname
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Damn .... haven't you ever seen Kung Pow: Enter the Fist? That movie made me want to die. Mystic River was at least pretty good ... at least not suicidal ...
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Cube Zero is one the worst I´ve seen, Daredevil could be anoher. Hmm cant compare those so choose whic ever you prefer 
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| nouseforaname wrote: | | Do you throw Oldboy (korean) or Battle Royale (japan) into that lot of dreadfully bad ones? What do you think are the exceptions? |
I totally agree. Someone watched Taegukgi? I got blown away but that Korean war inspired movie. First time ever I've watched so many good asian movies (chinese, korean and japanese) ever.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 15:45 Post subject: |
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Lets try to keep it to relatively large budget western movies. That way we know the film is genuine crap, not just crap because they couldn't afford a set or because the culture is different.
I thought AvP was quite good actually. I suppose it helps if you've read the books though.
Mystic river, that was ok in my opinion.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 16:12 Post subject: |
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Blade 3.
Resident Evil 2.
The New Guy.
Ghosts of Mars.
xXx.
Fast and The Furious.
The Hunted.
I cried,puked, and cut my wrist open when I saw those...
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 17:04 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 17:33 Post subject: |
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ong bak
blade 3
house of the dead
alone in the dark
hide and seek
the ring
the grudge
saw
meet the fockers
matrix revolutions
sauperbabies 2
there's a lot of shit out there 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 17:34 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | Blade 3.
Resident Evil 2.
The New Guy.
Ghosts of Mars.
xXx.
Fast and The Furious.
The Hunted.
I cried,puked, and cut my wrist open when I saw those... |
Yeah, but can you narrow it down plz.
Resident evil 2 seems to a rated as shit by everyone. They really fucked up with that movie. Ghosts of mars, that was shit in film form, and blade 3, oh how I cried when they presented us with a gay dracula.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 17:43 Post subject: |
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Oh I’m sorry i forgot to add reloaded there too 
Saw had style but story and acting didn't deliver
The North American version of the ring just blew
The worst out of my list must be
ong bak
house of the dead
alone in the dark
superbabies
BAD movies for me are movies you watch once. You don't buy the dvd or even burn the dvd. Heck you don't even back up the movie. Just watch and delete OR return if you live near a video rental place
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 18:32 Post subject: |
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ong bak was cool 7/10 for me
how about catwoman
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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yeah haha catwoman how could we forget that i guess true shit is meant to be forgotten
well I guess my list based on my taste hey why isn't a winky face? why must it be : wink : ?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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I loved the story but it lacked the style original matrix had  terrible sequels it should have been budget crap like the original matrix was then it would have been TIGHT 
-edit added it and like the
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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House of the dead is the worst for me, at least in the last 5 years. How that thing got made is just beyond me.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2005 22:33 Post subject: |
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haha house of the dead. i think i said 'fuck this' about 3 min in.
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