Guess The Next Sim?
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scaramonga




Posts: 9800

PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 04:42    Post subject: Guess The Next Sim?
Well, we have all sorts now lol Laughing

I'll put these two forward for probability:

Covid Mask Simulator

Ethernet Cable Simulator

Laughing
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zTurbo




Posts: 654
Location: 9th Circle of Hell
PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 06:37    Post subject:
climate change simulator
electric cars simulator
cyberpunk simulator
bingo simulator
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Reg67




Posts: 5432

PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 06:41    Post subject:
Simdabled.

One has to live the life of a Downs syndrome or otherwise 'special' person in society, and realise the unique struggle they face on a daily basis, join them in their fight to be accepted as a normal part of society, whilst at the same time complaining incessantly that you are not treated like a king or queen and demanding everyone else should get off the bus or train as you want to get on.

SimLesethnicFem

One has to live the life of a Black , one armed lesbian or otherwise 'special' person in society, and realise the unique struggle they face on a daily basis, you will be involved in the fight against male domination and join rallies and marches to demand free one handed dildos, with easy to remove battery compartment covers.


Simcity
One has to live the life of a fat American and realise the unique struggle they face on a daily basis, and the hardships overcome simply because you are the size of a small city, or in the case of Texas residents, a country. Join the fight to have acceptance that being a fat fucker is not your fault and entirely down to:

Glands
Other people
Genes
McDonald's' for not being clear enough that eating 11 burgers at lunch will make you a fat fuck

Learn how to set up a crowd funding page to pay your legal bills as you are suing your parents,teaches, scout leader, first pet etc, as it is their fault for not telling you to 'put the fucking pie down you fat bastard' (or in the case of the cat, eating said pie before you saw it)

I could go on (and on) but that is enough very un-PC stuff for the day.
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scaramonga




Posts: 9800

PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 07:31    Post subject:
Laughing
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Silent_Lurker




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 07:41    Post subject:
Holly shit @Reg67 ! Laughing


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r3dshift




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 12:22    Post subject:
Reg67, you should defo be a game dev.


Frant wrote:
Shitass games are ruining piracy.
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polyluxx




Posts: 356
Location: l.e.
PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 13:00    Post subject:
Tom Clancys Rotation Simulator
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Mikey5449
Superdad



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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 13:04    Post subject:
zTurbo wrote:
climate change simulator
electric cars simulator
cyberpunk simulator
bingo simulator

I’ll admit when I read climate change sim I immediately pictured some dude standing at a thermostat adjusting the temp all day.


couleur wrote:
Everything I don't understand is a mental disorder. Laughing

couleur wrote:
If the illegals are drowning its their fault for attempting to cross the river in the first place. Especially the children. /s

russ80 wrote:
Who cares about gameplay. It's one of the few next-gen looking titles out there so BRING IT ON.
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shimec




Posts: 1214
Location: Serbia
PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 13:14    Post subject:
Guess the next Sim Simulator
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The_Zeel




Posts: 14922

PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 13:33    Post subject:
conspiracy theory sim

craft your own conspiracy theories and increase your cult, book conferences and create social media campaigns to gain more followers.
the game ends when 99% of the planets populace believe that softdrinks are made out of mind-controlling alien reptiloid jizz.
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Arukardo




Posts: 4463

PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 13:58    Post subject:
I was about to suggest Beer brewing simulator, but it looks like there is one coming "soon":
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1569200/Brewmaster/
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prudislav
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Posts: 29148
Location: The land of beer and porn
PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 14:04    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
hat softdrinks are made out of mind-controlling alien reptiloid jizz.

arent they?


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Sometimes i just want to see NFOHUMP burn \o/
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zTurbo




Posts: 654
Location: 9th Circle of Hell
PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 16:03    Post subject:
prudislav wrote:
The_Zeel wrote:
hat softdrinks are made out of mind-controlling alien reptiloid jizz.

arent they?


exactly!
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Reg67




Posts: 5432

PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 20:37    Post subject:
r3dshift wrote:
Reg67, you should defo be a game dev.


I think my games would reflect the real world and not the one that a lot of people think we should live in, or believe we already do. You know the type? They see the world through rose tinted specs and have never known hardship or strife so latch onto some other whiny internet brat who sues his mum cos she stopped breastfeeding him at 11, or his teacher because she used the wrong pronoun to describe his sexuality.

I could not deal with the complaints from serial moaners, the ones who scour the net each night looking for things to be outraged about by proxy, things that really do not matter.

Fuck them all in the butt, then they will have something to whine about and not whilst sitting in a comfy chair.
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FireMaster




Posts: 13481
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2021 21:45    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
r3dshift wrote:
Reg67, you should defo be a game dev.


I think my games would reflect the real world and not the one that a lot of people think we should live in, or believe we already do. You know the type? They see the world through rose tinted specs and have never known hardship or strife so latch onto some other whiny internet brat who sues his mum cos she stopped breastfeeding him at 11, or his teacher because she used the wrong pronoun to describe his sexuality.

I could not deal with the complaints from serial moaners, the ones who scour the net each night looking for things to be outraged about by proxy, things that really do not matter.

Fuck them all in the butt, then they will have something to whine about and not whilst sitting in a comfy chair.


That shit is exclusive to the first world my nigga we're all out here confused wondering wtf those countries think they are doing? Scratch Head
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