Valentine's Day ...need some bro tips
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:18    Post subject: Valentine's Day ...need some bro tips
So, she was teasing me A LOT in the past months with sentences like "Mmhhhh, a nice ring would look beautiful on this finger" <--while showing me her hand ... and I always told her "Yea, I agree - I hope someday you'll find a moron who gives you that ring" <-while laughing at her ... well, always ends up that I'm getting some beatings and getting tickled xD...

anyway, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE what to do on the 14th, so I got her this:



...because she likes stuff from "thomas sabo". (it's not that expensive...)

I also wanted to write something nice on a card + buy some red roses and then tell her sister to put the presents into "her" room, so that she would be surprised when she arrives at home that day....

dunno, what do you guys think?


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:19    Post subject:
yawn this commercialized day

showing love once a day is soo kewl


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:21    Post subject:
yea, but I think if you don't do stuff like that on that day, she'll fucking rip off your balls...

women... weird things.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:25    Post subject:
Well I'll most probably go for ciceksepeti.com though I somewhat overused their service Sad

I wish that I could send her some other stuff instead of "just" flowers "again".


Btw kuro, you are not together, right? Don't overdo the flowers, a single red rose should be perfect Wink


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:26    Post subject:
thanks a lot pumpy, I will do that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:28    Post subject:
i so hope you got the right ring size. lol.
nothing beats flowers, balloons, a nice restaurant.

if i had money flow, i'd take my girl to the restaurant in the dark. where you eat in pitch blackness. girls love that shit. but this year just going to do something small... have flowers delivered to her work. buy her a teddy bear. we thought of going to niagara falls, but that went out the window. lol.


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:33    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
i so hope you got the right ring size. lol.


lol yea, I fucking hope that too Very Happy, she has pretty small fingers, but I think I got the right size ^^.

/edit: I didn't want to ask the sister for the ring size, because she talks a lot...there was the risk of her telling her sis about the ring - couldn't take the risk.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:48    Post subject:
there is no harm in asking your girlfriend about her ring size. she'll know she's getting a ring. but she doesn't know which one. y'dig brotha. hopefully, it'll fit Very Happy you could've just made her something. or a mix tape lol. i remember the days of mixtapes. then buying a girl a cheap mp3 player, plug it into her speakers and listen to music for a bit. Cool Face

but yeah ring is cute, but you gotta do something nice for her too. take her out to dinner or find a concert that's playing on that day. or cirque du solei tickets they're 50% off till saturday for select events. \o/ i might pick those up but they're way ahead in advance and i've learned through past relationships that you kinda don't want to buy tickets for something months in advance. Laughing unless you're sure it's going to last at least that long. \o/


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 03:56    Post subject:
Mh, I think I'll take her out to dinner, or even cook something nice and we eat at my place Very Happy...

thanks !
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 04:12    Post subject:
just remind u... u have to do this every year then. she will expect more then a ring next year.
give her the ring now or a few weeks after valentines days but not on valentines day.

u can still go and have a nice meal with her
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 05:20    Post subject:
f.... nah, enough with that stupid meme


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 05:22    Post subject:
Don't forget the most important gift of all when you guys are back home. Your D in a box Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 05:39    Post subject:
Be sure to put on your dick and then tell her to take it off with her mouth is she really wants it Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 08:09    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
yea, but I think if you don't do stuff like that on that day, she'll fucking rip off your balls...

women... weird things.


No, what you're talking about is one specific TYPE of woman Smile Mine is of another type, who also laughs at the idea of Valentines day. And marriage. So we're very compatible that way Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 09:25    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
I wish that I could send her some other stuff instead of "just" flowers "again".

I can ask my fiancee to buy something and post it if you know what you want to buy.

Valentines day sucks for men, the bitch who came up with it must've been a feminist.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 09:31    Post subject:
Who says you have to buy her anything? Just write a poem and get a blowjob. Ah, if only every day were Valentine's day Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 09:32    Post subject:
she'll love it Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 09:42    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
I wish that I could send her some other stuff instead of "just" flowers "again".

I can ask my fiancee to buy something and post it if you know what you want to buy.

Valentines day sucks for men, the bitch who came up with it must've been a feminist.


It was a guy that created that day to make money..
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 10:16    Post subject:
I was doing something handmade for my gf from time to time. Not really creative, just handmade. Didn't do something in a year or so.
That ring looks really nice, tho and unique;) Kinda like companion cube:P. I Can't choose a shit when it comes to jewelery but I also gave her a ring last year (I think) for valentines day and she was happy.
Not engagement ring that is:P My mom will choose that ring when time comes.. or her mom:P

And about that handmade stuff Ive made- Here is some. i havent taken pictures of everything, like small wooden chest etc but that covers most of stuff. Creation time on those item varies, from 6hours to 2 days of polishing. Everything started as block of wood/ plexi.

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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 10:20    Post subject:
Whoaaa, sweet Very Happy I made my fiancée a small soapstone cartman, she liked it a lot Very Happy Wasn't for valentine's day though Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 10:24    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Whoaaa, sweet Very Happy I made my fiancée a small soapstone cartman, she liked it a lot Very Happy Wasn't for valentine's day though Smile


hell yeah!
now that's a gift.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 10:32    Post subject:
Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 10:50    Post subject:
This thread sucks

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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 11:59    Post subject:
Ok, here's my two cents:

Don't give the present on the 14th, give it to her on the 13th - a day early, and tell her you don't believe in all this valentine bullshit, your day is on the 13th - just her and you, the rest of the suckers will come a day later. Women like surprises and feeling unique.

Then, don't take her to the restaurant, everyone can do that: instead cook something at your place and put good music on (no, not "get jiggy with it" - more like some good quality instrumental jazz). When she arrives make sure you're still wearing some cooking clothes - make it look like it was a bloody war in the kitchen, which you just won, and are about to offer her the spoils of war. Trust me, even if your food tastes like shit, women love the effort. This truly never failed me.

And the crown jewel of the evening is one hot, passionate, kinky closing, if you get my meaning. Do something creative in bed (there are enough ideas on the net as well) - women love that more than anything else, they're just peer pressured in to not admitting.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 14:46    Post subject:
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 14:57    Post subject:
Radicalus wrote:
Ok, here's my two cents:

Don't give the present on the 14th, give it to her on the 13th - a day early, and tell her you don't believe in all this valentine bullshit, your day is on the 13th - just her and you, the rest of the suckers will come a day later. Women like surprises and feeling unique.

Then, don't take her to the restaurant, everyone can do that: instead cook something at your place and put good music on (no, not "get jiggy with it" - more like some good quality instrumental jazz). When she arrives make sure you're still wearing some cooking clothes - make it look like it was a bloody war in the kitchen, which you just won, and are about to offer her the spoils of war. Trust me, even if your food tastes like shit, women love the effort. This truly never failed me.

And the crown jewel of the evening is one hot, passionate, kinky closing, if you get my meaning. Do something creative in bed (there are enough ideas on the net as well) - women love that more than anything else, they're just peer pressured in to not admitting.


Dude, that sounds like an awesome plan! Very Happy

@garus: yes ^^...
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2012 15:02    Post subject:
Go make daddy proud, Kurosaki Smile
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2012 17:10    Post subject:
Radicalus wrote:
Go make daddy proud, Kurosaki Smile


I will definitely do that. I'll tell her this week that I need a favor on monday the 13th, I'll tell her that she has to drive me to an important meeting, cause my car broke down.

so when she arrives on the 13th I'll stand there with my apron on me and tell her to go in and to wait for me. And then I'll bring the food and tell her what's going on and after the dinner I'll give her the rose + ring.


another thing: yesterday when she was lying on my chest while we watched TV she raised her arm and started flattering/swinging her ringfinger... I asked her "what does that mean?" and she said "aww *facepalm*...typical man" <-- I still dunno what the hell it means...
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2012 17:13    Post subject:
Sounds like she wants you to fuck her in teh butt.
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2012 17:21    Post subject:
xD
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