Hello to all.
Long time have I observed this page and I think people are pretty funny.
And there is good information on games and tips.
He has played Skyrim and I have written a little story about Dragon Born.
It should be seen as a joke, have a nice day
Part 1
The Story Of Dragon Born
The sun slowly makes his way through the heavens and end the night.
A great new day begins in the country of Skyrim and how it will end? Only the gods knows
The people begin their chores, thieves mug hapless people on roads.
And Jarl's drinking their beers and poking their noses .
But look who has finally awakened from his sweet sleep and went to the bathroom to drop his load.
Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce the Magnificent of the Mighty One of the Greatest of them all MR.DRAGOOOOOOON BORNNNNN .... Yessss that's true he is a true hero of Skyrim.
Excitedly he opened his mail he got from the postman.
Hmmmmm ..... let's see what Jarls want me to do today.
Hi Dragon Born
Your information for today.
Do not forget to eat lunch and take breaks ..... 15 minutes .....max
Here we gooooo fun fun fun.
-Clear the cave of ugly big spiders
-Clear half cave of ugly little spiders !Note!The second part of the cave is not finished yet.
-18.00 wait at Azuras Shrine, at 19:02 you should wait until the clock is 20:01
-When you have time you can pick 10 pieces of Death Bell flowers to the Jarl of Solitude her birthday is today, there will be dancing and Swetroll contest )))))
-Hadvars son has lost again his little drum in SaveBloat cave.
Yes we know what you think but he is quite forgetful and suffers from CTD syndrome.
-Go to Mzulft and retrieve a Dwemer gear to Jarl Skald he needs it to his watch.
You should remind him that you have brought and give him the gear otherwise he forgets this.
Poor guy does not know that he is suffering from Alzheimer's.
-And the most important thing in the end Dragon Born, our agents have observed that a number of dragons have appeared today at the North Wind Summit and we suspect that they are planning something.
We wish that you check this when you have time.
Yes we know it will be overtime today again, but you get paid for extra hours )
GOOD LUCK ))
Jarls Of Skyrim.
WHAAATTTT wait a minute,Do I read this right?? DRAGONS??? WWWWTTTTFFFFF .................
Should I start with that as well? ....... GOD DAMNIIITTTTT!!!!! .....
-Honey! Honey!! ..... Damn....... that woman has gone again somewhere
-YESSSSS....I hear you! Calm down , little one is sleeping!
Why are you so upset? has somebody eaten your swetroll again?
-No, not that .. but wait what? my swetroll is gone? AGAIN!!!
What the hell! I can not leave anything in the open these days.
-Calm down husband .... its still here.
What was it you wanted to tell me my love
-What?? Tell you something? ... can not remember now.
-You came storming into the house with the letter in your hand, was there anything in the letter that made you angry?
-Hmmm... Oh My Heavens that was a lot today and Dragons!!! hehe fun for you
- Yes really fun super fun hysterical fun ....
-Stop worry you would not want your blood pressure go up again do you ?
-No, I do not want that... but when I suppose have time to play The Elder Derp 6: Stutter Edition?
Fucking Jarl's just work work work no pleasure at all
-Look what I have honey mmmmm fresh baked swetroll to you.
Freshly baked-? And with raisins inside!! you always know how to get me in better mood
Ok I go then ............. mmmmmmm ........ what a delicious swetroll ..... mmmmmm ....
-Good luck my husband see you soon
-Yes see you son
To be continued...........
Part 2
The story continues..........
Where were we ............. hmmmmm ...... no, not this page maybe next? hmmm this page is wrong too
......where is it !! AAAAA yes here it is let's continue on.
Our Hero slowly receding from his newly built house with double pool and from his beloved family to
once again save the country of Skyrim shall we Se what he is up to??
Are you ready?? here we goooooooooooo
Lalalala dam di dam ........ A Hero A hero tralalalalala
I tell you i tell you that Dragon Born comes ............. dada dim dada lala
What a damn good song need to put it on Youtube when I get home
But its enough for now, time to do some work
Let's see what should we do first.... whoops .... oh my God I forgot to check if I have everything
with me.
Let's see
-Two bottles of skoma ... yes
-Anti-Spray against mosquitoes ... aha
-Sword and shield..... yes
-My medications .... yes
-Everything in place? Then it's time to do great things and become popular
Dam di dam tralala ...............
-Stop right there Dragon Born!!
-Don't scare me like that you moron!! ..............Who are you anyway.......
-Who am I?? you do not see it, Don't you see what clothes I'm wearing?
I am a thief and now you will give me all your money Muahahahaha.........
-Thief?? HAHAHA.... with them clothes on, you must be kidding.. huh.. tell me you're kidding dear
-Is there something wrong with my clothes?
-But look at you, the collection went out last year, how can you rob people when you look like a scarecrow!
-But yours are better the mine ??
-But Heelllooo.....Can't you see I wear the latest Custom-built armor made by the greatest Jean Paul
Gaultier with extra pockets and a hidden side pocket.
If you are going to kill and save the country,then at least do this with some style little boy.
-But where can i get that stuff?
-Unfortunately you cannot anymore it came with latest DLC pack for only 2399 septims
-WHATTTTTT.... why was I not informed of this it is unacceptable buhuhuhu
I've had enough of everything and everyone!!
-But take it easy now, we may well talk about it ?
-Calm down! NEVER
Now i am sad and it's your fault!
-But forgive me Mr.Thief it was not my intention to hurt your feelings
-Now it's too late Goooo away leave me be.... buhuhu
-Ok, ok I go i am trying to help people and then i get shit like that back.
Oh well let's move on ...... TOO GLORY AND FAME.
What should I do now.... hmmmmm
A yes clear the cave of ugly big spiders ................... after 3 hours he arrives on site ........
At last, it looks a bit dark but it must be done
Well here we gooooo
Bam, wham , swosch, No noooo not me legs BAM.... bam get off me!!.
Stopppppp people it is time for my brake remember 15 minutes .... Tic Tac Tic Tac Tic Tac
Ok let's continue what we were a yes, hack, whack ,splash .... annnnnd done
Pweh!!!! it was close but I am victorious once again
Ok the next location is....
Half cave with little ugly spiders ..... after 4 hours walk ...........
Finally here..... but wait a minute.....WHAT THE HELL..... it can not be true!!!!!
What on earth is going one ...ITS THE SAME CAVE.......ARGHHHHHH
Ok Ok calm down I'll do it fast and smooth like a true ninja warrior
-Stop you don't have permission to enter this cave.
-Erhmmm ...... excuse me are you talking to me?
-Yes,do you see someone else here?
-Do you know who I am?
-Let me think mmmmmmm no, actually not
-Allow me to introduce myself to you..... I'm Dragon Born
-Dragon who?
-Dragon Born the savior of Skyrim
-Sorry but i do not know now any Dragon Born
-But .....WHAT THE HELL.... look now and repeat after me DDDRRRAAAGGGOOONNN BOOORRRNNN......
-A yes yes i was born to like you longtime ego
-But for heavens sake are you retarded ....!!!
-Take it easy MR.Born otherwise we will talk inside the dungeon!
-MY NAME IS NOT BORN MY NAME IS DRAGON BORN!!
-AAAA.... dragon I have seen one about an hour ago
Have you set it too?
-Now, stop this immediately YOU HEAR MEEEE!
Let me inside or otherwise you will taste my quick reflexes and believe me you don't want that
-Phewwww ..... i am so scared right now
You can whine and groan and turn red
I can not let you.....move along
-But why
-Jesus more questions from MR.annoying ... listen to me fruitcake, the cave is not finished yet.
-I KNOW THAT YOUR LITTLE SHIT!!
-Ok wise guy, so if you know about it so why would you go inside........ hmmm? hmmm?
Can you answer that.. hmmm ?.... not? Oh what a pity move along
-Talos help me cause I am not responsible for my actions soon.
Take it easy now .... breathe in breathe out pufffffffffffff ok better
One question when can i go inside?
-When? I do not know but we are waiting for Creaction Kit
When it arrives, then we can start building again ... please come back then
-When will it be?
-Next Week
-WHATTTTT!! next week!!! are you sick in the head?? ........... a shit.... fine have it you way
I'll be back just you wait you little worm
-I hope note.... hehehehe
-One more word just one more and i will show you what i can do
Ok I will not write anymore I promise
I'm just myself, people will probably accept me or not but I do not care
I have played Skyrim and think the game is pretty good not perfect but good.
It has its flaws but nothing is perfect in this world.
I sometimes get that kind of ideas and need to get them out.
I have a small mix of ADHD, Asperger Syndrome and Bipolar Affective Disorder.
So perhaps it explains the why I am who I am.
And I know my English is not great but I do what I can.
It is not my native language.
Where the fuck do all those weird people come from lately?
(My guess is that it has something to do with HurrrEffect3)
Or they are attracted by the some already ***arded people on the hump.
Elaborate, please? Maybe I'm misunderstanding the intention behind your post but I can't remember that I took a dump in your cereal lately?!
Nightstalker73 wrote:
Ok I will not write anymore I promise
I'm just myself, people will probably accept me or not but I do not care
I have played Skyrim and think the game is pretty good not perfect but good.
It has its flaws but nothing is perfect in this world.
I sometimes get that kind of ideas and need to get them out.
I have a small mix of ADHD, Asperger Syndrome and Bipolar Affective Disorder.
So perhaps it explains the why I am who I am.
And I know my English is not great but I do what I can.
It is not my native language.
I didn't mean to offend you or something. It was just an observation since a lot of people joined the hump in recent days and most of their first words were in a quite uncommon fashion
Where the fuck do all those weird people come from lately?
(My guess is that it has something to do with HurrrEffect3)
Or they are attracted by the some already ***arded people on the hump.
Elaborate, please? Maybe I'm misunderstanding the intention behind your post but I can't remember that I took a dump in your cereal lately?!
Nightstalker73 wrote:
Ok I will not write anymore I promise
I'm just myself, people will probably accept me or not but I do not care
I have played Skyrim and think the game is pretty good not perfect but good.
It has its flaws but nothing is perfect in this world.
I sometimes get that kind of ideas and need to get them out.
I have a small mix of ADHD, Asperger Syndrome and Bipolar Affective Disorder.
So perhaps it explains the why I am who I am.
And I know my English is not great but I do what I can.
It is not my native language.
I didn't mean to offend you or something. It was just an observation since a lot of people joined the hump in recent days and most of their first words were in a quite uncommon fashion
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, still better than Mass Effect 3's script! 
