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huxanomaly2




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:12    Post subject: Tips on surviving after
a nuclear EMP.
First one: Buy yourself some hefty horses.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:12    Post subject:
Shave your head


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:13    Post subject: Re: Tips on surviving after
huxanomaly2 wrote:
a nuclear EMP.
First one: Buy yourself some hefty horses.


What do you have against bicycles?
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:13    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Shave your head

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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:14    Post subject:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
huxanomaly2 wrote:
a nuclear EMP.
First one: Buy yourself some hefty horses.


What do you have against bicycles?


bicycles won't work because the nuclear emp made them worthless against highway combat against someone on a horse.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
huxanomaly2 wrote:
a nuclear EMP.
First one: Buy yourself some hefty horses.


What do you have against bicycles?


bicycles won't work because the nuclear emp made them worthless against highway combat against someone on a horse.


Well, you can use the bicycle to fight the horse! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:27    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Shave your head


So im ahead of some of You Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:28    Post subject:
I don't think you can. not with a flat tire that was caused by the emp fallout.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:30    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I don't think you can. not with a flat tire that was caused by the emp fallout.


Now you're stretching it.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:32    Post subject:
How so? How can a bicycle possibly defeat a horse?


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:32    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I don't think you can. not with a flat tire that was caused by the emp fallout.


Flat tire can be repaired. Broken horse leg? Guess you just got yourself some dinner.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:39    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
How so? How can a bicycle possibly defeat a horse?


Throw the bicycle towards the horse's face repeatedly, it ought to do some damage. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 16:57    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 18:09    Post subject:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
How so? How can a bicycle possibly defeat a horse?


Throw the bicycle towards the horse's face repeatedly, it ought to do some damage. Laughing


not when the horse is charging toward you. And then you also have to deal with arrows being shot at you at the same time. A bike is useless. You think in walking dead, he'd take a bike over the horse? No. Why? Cause nuclear emps made bikes inaccessible to public... plus riding a horse is hella cool.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 18:21    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
How so? How can a bicycle possibly defeat a horse?


Throw the bicycle towards the horse's face repeatedly, it ought to do some damage. Laughing


not when the horse is charging toward you. And then you also have to deal with arrows being shot at you at the same time. A bike is useless. You think in walking dead, he'd take a bike over the horse? No. Why? Cause nuclear emps made bikes inaccessible to public... plus riding a horse is hella cool.


and don't forget about the sweet lemonade, horses are amazing.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 18:23    Post subject:
or you can pimp your amazing horse:
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 18:25    Post subject:
I'd go for a Segway with EMP shielding
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 18:26    Post subject:
See. He, just like FPS russia, were well aware of what the new cod will offer. CUSTOMIZABLE HORSES!


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 19:35    Post subject:
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I'd go for a Segway with EMP shielding


All pimped out! That would be DOWN, men! Ya know wha I'm sayin, yo?


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PostPosted: Sat, 5th May 2012 10:38    Post subject:
Buy a mechanical watch. EMP will kill whatever electronic oscillator and anything else in an electric watch.
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th May 2012 11:15    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
Buy a mechanical watch. EMP will kill whatever electronic oscillator and anything else in an electric watch.


Your area has been struck by a nuclear attack and you worry about time? Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th May 2012 11:30    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Mchart wrote:
Buy a mechanical watch. EMP will kill whatever electronic oscillator and anything else in an electric watch.


Your area has been struck by a nuclear attack and you worry about time? Razz


Organizing a huge amount of tasks in a limited period of time (Daylight) is hugely important.

People these days give to much credit to their cell phones or other electronic devices which tell them the time. In the event of a regional EMP and/or nuclear attack a mechanical watch could save your life. You can also use an accurate watch as easy method to resolve north.
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th May 2012 12:19    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
inz wrote:
Mchart wrote:
Buy a mechanical watch. EMP will kill whatever electronic oscillator and anything else in an electric watch.


Your area has been struck by a nuclear attack and you worry about time? Razz


Organizing a huge amount of tasks in a limited period of time (Daylight) is hugely important.

People these days give to much credit to their cell phones or other electronic devices which tell them the time. In the event of a regional EMP and/or nuclear attack a mechanical watch could save your life. You can also use an accurate watch as easy method to resolve north.


We'll at least i have this covered Laughing
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