They try to look tough and act tough
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 04:30    Post subject: They try to look tough and act tough
But you hit them hard enough
They pee their pants


Oh Europeans.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 04:43    Post subject: Re: They try to look tough and act tough
FireMaster wrote:
But you hit them hard enough
They pee their pants


Oh Eurofags.


Fixed.


Cool
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 04:50    Post subject: Re: They try to look tough and act tough
You Amerikurwa's just wait until us EuroHumpers get up and read that! Mad


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 04:53    Post subject:
Ye ye, we may be weak, but at least we're not stupid! Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 04:55    Post subject:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 04:58    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.


I suppose that's true if you're a low brow cave man living in the skids.


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 05:41    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
But you hit them hard enough
They pee their pants


Oh Europeans.


....


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 05:51    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.


I suppose that's true if you're a low brow cave man living in the skids.


Without the ability to adapt to harsh conditions you're fucked.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 05:53    Post subject:
Stop trolling.


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 06:13    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Frant wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.


I suppose that's true if you're a low brow cave man living in the skids.


Without the ability to adapt to harsh conditions you're fucked.


You can't adapt to harsh conditions if you're dumb as a rock. Intelligence is what made homo sapiens so successful.

Example:

Low-brow says: "I'm gonna kick the shit out of you!"
Proposed victim replies: "And I'm going to use this invention called a gun to blow your brains out before you get anywhere near me." Wink


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 06:17    Post subject:
With european gun laws?
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 06:23    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
With european gun laws?
Pfffft who needs a gun, just cower first and then bash his brains out while he sleeps/ is distracted Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 06:53    Post subject:
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With european gun laws?


You get us there - we don't have so many public shootouts Sad

And NO, Breivik didn't compensate for all the action we've missed.


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 08:16    Post subject:
And Americans attack countries where the people live in clay huts and use pitchforks and 50 year old weaponry in the hunt for invisible windmills. Man I wish I was so brave. America Quixote.


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 08:39    Post subject:
I like how everyone Directly assumes I'm American.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 10:01    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I like how everyone Directly assumes I'm American.


Arent you from portugal or something similar?


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 11:03    Post subject:
You're insulted an entire continent my friend. Prepare to pay the price.





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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 11:06    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 11:37    Post subject:
At least one think is made clear, you are terrible at haïkus!


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 12:53    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 13:57    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I like how everyone Directly assumes I'm American.


You certainly act like one.


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:14    Post subject:
One thing is for sure, FireMaster has seen things you wouldn't imagine Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:15    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.


Your guts are useless if You don't know how to use them LOL


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:17    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:40    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.


Your guts are useless if You don't know how to use them LOL


I GOT BOTH BITCH
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:41    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
I like how everyone Directly assumes I'm American.


You certainly act like one.


Maybe I am one in foreign soil? Maybe not.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:42    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
KillerCrocker wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
Your intelligence is useless if you don't have guts.


Your guts are useless if You don't know how to use them LOL


I GOT BOTH BITCH


Clearly, you haven't. :S


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:46    Post subject:
Is that a challenge, fisk? COME AT ME BRO
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:52    Post subject:
Our Firemaster rides a dromedary and talks like an American, but which one is his true side?

This dilemma is bugging me since forever!
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jun 2012 15:56    Post subject:
Come find out for yourself, you can ride my dromedary and smoke dope all day with me, babydoll.
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