Broke a wine bottle
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vaifan1986




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 12:48    Post subject: Broke a wine bottle
Broke a bottle of red wine while I was cleaning the pantry.

The wine spread EVERYWHERE. I swear the laws of physics changed. No fucking way could there have been that much wine in the bottle. Been cleaning for half an hour and still not done with that shit.

And every item in there jumped at the chance to soak up as much as possible just to make sure the smell stays forever.

Rage


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Saner




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 12:51    Post subject:
Pour white wine over it, it helps with the stain.


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 13:37    Post subject:
the one thing that removes red wine is more red wine ...


seriously, no kidding ... just keep pouring it on that sucker. Maybe takes a couple of bottles, but i SWEAR it works

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Aeon




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 14:08    Post subject:
Keep cleanin' bitch Cool Face


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Xnizze




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 14:10    Post subject:
Salt always works to get rid of wine stains Smile
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Aquma




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 14:13    Post subject:
If you broke one bottle, drink the next Very Happy I'm sure both the smell and stains will look much less troubling Razz
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 14:18    Post subject:
Aquma wrote:
If you broke one bottle, drink the next Very Happy I'm sure both the smell and stains will look much less troubling Razz


if you broke a bottle then it's time to stop drinkin perhaps


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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 15:15    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
Aquma wrote:
If you broke one bottle, drink the next Very Happy I'm sure both the smell and stains will look much less troubling Razz


if you broke a bottle then it's time to stop drinkin perhaps


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 16:07    Post subject:
Vai proudly presents the new Eau de Vaifan, a fine collection that features five perfumes inspired by different varietals and fragrances of wine: Sauvignon Blanc, Riesling, Cabernet, Merlot, and Chardonnay.

The creator was inspired to create the scents after having witnessed to a dramatic domestic incident and noticing how his sexy and feminine vanilla perfume intermingled with the notes of the wine he was unintentionally smelling.

Available in Q4 2012 Cool Face
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vaifan1986




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 16:10    Post subject:
Laughing

The frightening thing is you'd probably buy those perfumes Cool Face


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 16:46    Post subject:
vaifan1986 wrote:
Laughing

The frightening thing is you'd probably buy those perfumes Cool Face

You bet Me Gusta Laughing
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 21:18    Post subject:
vaifan1986 wrote:
Broke a bottle of red wine while I was cleaning the pantry.

The wine spread EVERYWHERE. I swear the laws of physics changed. No fucking way could there have been that much wine in the bottle. Been cleaning for half an hour and still not done with that shit.

And every item in there jumped at the chance to soak up as much as possible just to make sure the smell stays forever.

Rage


Sucks bigtime when that happens - but thats what you get for drinking that poison! Wink


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jun 2012 22:13    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
vaifan1986 wrote:
Laughing

The frightening thing is you'd probably buy those perfumes Cool Face

You bet Me Gusta Laughing



thats how they shower in italy, put on more parfum rofl.
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