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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Feb 2005 22:20    Post subject: Being stupid
Quess how fun it was for me when I deleted the ntdetect.com file from my system Rolling Eyes

8 hours of boot work Razz

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Feb 2005 22:28    Post subject:
some ninjas just aren't meant to do computer work Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Feb 2005 22:31    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
some ninjas just aren't meant to do computer work Laughing


Well we are used to kremlins old IBMs Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Feb 2005 22:37    Post subject:
smart ninjas would have made an image of the partition so they can easily restore files like ntdetect.com from the image Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Feb 2005 22:56    Post subject:
lol Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 00:04    Post subject:
what about super secret ninja powers? Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 06:17    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
what about super secret ninja powers? Shocked


U mean the "Formatting without Touching the Keyboard?"


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 14:47    Post subject:
Nooooooooooooooooo! that is one of our super secretive secret ninja powers!

Shocked You just broke one of the secretiest of all secret ninja-codes! You let the enemy know our secretive powers! Crying or Very sad now they will know our weaknessessess! I banish you from the ninja-hood! I BANISH YOU!

Twisted Evil

You are now a dark and evil spirited ninja (level 9) you can choose to roll the dice or challenge me to a magical duel but think smart I am a level 10 ninja and I just learned FRONT KICK SUPER DASH SPRINKLE DUST! And it is super deadly! It would be suicide!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 16:13    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooo! that is one of our super secretive secret ninja powers!

Shocked You just broke one of the secretiest of all secret ninja-codes! You let the enemy know our secretive powers! Crying or Very sad now they will know our weaknessessess! I banish you from the ninja-hood! I BANISH YOU!

Twisted Evil

You are now a dark and evil spirited ninja (level 9) you can choose to roll the dice or challenge me to a magical duel but think smart I am a level 10 ninja and I just learned FRONT KICK SUPER DASH SPRINKLE DUST! And it is super deadly! It would be suicide!


Ohh yeah I just learned Sarrow a skill that lets me morph into a Sea man who can be launched from a rocket formed weapon!


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 17:47    Post subject:
I also have another power that allows me to turn any solid object into a tissue-typed fabric that can capture you and throw you out! Plus my ninja whores can easily seduce you and strip you from that power MUWHAHAHAHHAHA MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 17:54    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
I also have another power that allows me to turn any solid object into a tissue-typed fabric that can capture you and throw you out! Plus my ninja whores can easily seduce you and strip you from that power MUWHAHAHAHHAHA MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Well I can turn meself into water and make you gay so the whores are accepting me as there new master!


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 18:02    Post subject:
i have a power that blocks that! the whores are mine!


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 18:13    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
i have a power that blocks that! the whores are mine!


shit... This need some thinking....


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 21:44    Post subject:
Ponder all you must young padawan! While you learn a new super secretive ninja power I will create a potion that will let your upgrade no more! MUWAHAHHAHA and with this great potion I will steal all your godlike powers! I will gain three extra levels! AND AND AND AND you will be banished from the ninja-community FOREVER!

Time to brew this magical concoction! For tonight, Mutantius, will be a ninja NO MORE!

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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 21:59    Post subject:
well i have done some calculations and your potion, injurious, will only be effective when you are on saicred ninja ground. so you must first lure him to the secret ninja shitting facility and then use your potion when he least expects it. i assume its a anal insertion potion so you should hide yourself in the facility and wait for him to come (he may come in the toilet to but for this you have your special ninja towel to clean it all of). he will eventually have to take a shit and then thats where you will be, inserting the potion (after he is done but if your ninja patience is running low you can always do it during but then you must not forget to bring the ninja soap and the ninja spair towel). he will then be at your ninja mercy


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 22:11    Post subject:
hahahahahahaha foolS!!!! U can't destroy me im way to powerful!
My quick skillz and high intellect will demolish everything that cumes in my way!


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 22:30    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
hahahahahahaha foolS!!!! U can't destroy me im way to powerful!
My quick skillz and high intellect will demolish everything that cumes in my way!

and when did the contents of your hard drive ever come in your way? Rolling Eyes Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 22:37    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
hahahahahahaha foolS!!!! U can't destroy me im way to powerful!
My quick skillz and high intellect will demolish everything that cumes in my way!

and when did the contents of your hard drive ever come in your way? Rolling Eyes Laughing


When I installed Kazaa, Bearshare and a Beta version of Bittorrent!


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 22:47    Post subject:
I guess your ninja senses have fooled you!

I am a powerful ninja! I use wisdom along my sexiness and all the bad things steer away from me! MUWHAHAHHAHAA oh it's good being a sexy powerful ninja Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 22:56    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
I guess your ninja senses have fooled you!

I am a powerful ninja! I use wisdom along my sexiness and all the bad things steer away from me! MUWHAHAHHAHAA oh it's good being a sexy powerful ninja Wink


>You< Know it's a lie Injurious! Nobody can be as sexy as me... Not even this Mommy Penguin!



I still have my powers so just wait and see!


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 22:58    Post subject:
I'd fuck that momma pingu... listening to her sequel all night will more than a reward Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 23:24    Post subject:
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I'd fuck that momma pingu... listening to her sequel all night will more than a reward Wink


Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Feb 2005 23:36    Post subject:
Shocked I forgot to add that I have a new ninja power that lets me turn into penguins! silly me... bestiality is wrong Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Feb 2005 06:17    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Shocked I forgot to add that I have a new ninja power that lets me turn into penguins! silly me... bestiality is wrong Laughing


I think I need some backup...:
GO RANGER!


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