Bad Translation Thread
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 00:42    Post subject: Bad Translation Thread
ok, using this http://ackuna.com/badtranslator set to bing translation and maximum setting of 35 translations with random languages, i ll try to start a fruitful conversation.
(spoilers = what i actually typed into the translator initially)


Quote:
Halo 2.


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 00:45    Post subject:
Quote:
Original text:

"My name is Sin316, but on this forum it's Sin317. Don't ask me why."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is Sin316, but in the Sin317 period, or why."
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zmed




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 00:55    Post subject:
From English: I like chockolate
 Spoiler:
 

Back to English: I love the music kitchen


Went from chocolate to croissant to...kitchen music. grinhurt
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 00:58    Post subject:
Input: I love the music kitchen
Result: Learn how to cook

well finally a normal sentence Smile


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 00:59    Post subject:
zmed wrote:
From English: I like chockolate
 Spoiler:
 

Back to English: I love the music kitchen


Went from chocolate to croissant to...kitchen music. grinhurt



You may wanna spell check "Chocolate" Smile
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vegitayo




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:04    Post subject:
Quote:
Original text:

"total of number of totals is almost total"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the relationship between the monopoly."
Poker Face


out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay
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zmed




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:12    Post subject:


From English: batman
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Back to English: Management market.
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:13    Post subject:
haitian fucked it up Laughing
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:14    Post subject:
isn't "Batman" a proper noun and can therefor not be translated ?
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zmed




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:15    Post subject:
Seem to have been doing just fine for a while before Haitian. Very Happy
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vegitayo




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:16    Post subject:
i like turtles "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The body."

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out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:18    Post subject:
Also if you want it to be more serious, use proper punctuation and formatting Smile

I'm sure "I like turtles." wont give the same result as "i like turtles" Smile heck, worth a try anyway.

edit: actually it seems that bing removes all punctuation and formatting ... now that's just stupid rofl.


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:18    Post subject:
No ship should go down without her captain
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There is a logic.

wtf
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:18    Post subject:
"We gladly feast on those that would subdue us"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Today, some people in the United States."

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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:21    Post subject:
wtf is up with all these birthday and new year wishes
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:22    Post subject:
I like how "subdue" eventually became "United States" Laughing
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zmed




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:23    Post subject:
From English: teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Back to English: É r Marini Teenage Mutant Ninja, and sinus




wut
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vegitayo




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:23    Post subject:
"No proper punctuation and formatting with bing"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"However, Bing bang"

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out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:24    Post subject:
"Maximum excrements" became "Chair". Laughing
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:30    Post subject:
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

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" I love the smell of napalm in the morning."




fucking thailand turned it into "like", but luckily ukraine saved the day Smile
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:32    Post subject:
Quote:
Original text:

"Steam is uncrackable we are all fucking then"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Steam does not break, our shit, and then"



Quote:
Original text:

"Humpers like it rough, preferably in the butt"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Rude ass, as if it were the best kids"

Laughing

Quote:
Original text:

"The PC gaming masterrace rules over them dirty console peasants "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Their dirty under the jurisdiction of the local PC Console Games master race"

Philosopheraptor Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:33    Post subject:
'Merica -> Language (TOEFL)
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:37    Post subject:
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:38    Post subject:
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" Embarassed


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"Mrs. Robinson, you can do it." Cool J Browman
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:39    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
"Maximum excrements" became "Chair". Laughing
... I can see that happening with enough excrements Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:39    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie" Very Happy

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"This is a bad thing" Okay Laughing



Quote:
Back to English: Don't lie hips.


hips, stahp!
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vegitayo




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:45    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:


Quote:
Original text:

"Humpers like it rough, preferably in the butt"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Rude ass, as if it were the best kids"

Laughing

Quote:
Original text:

"The PC gaming masterrace rules over them dirty console peasants "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Their dirty under the jurisdiction of the local PC Console Games master race"

Philosopheraptor Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Sexy Gabe will lead the war against dirty console peasants"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Gaby the Boer War is definitely adult."

 Spoiler:
 


out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:53    Post subject:
Did bing block this? I see

English: ...
German:
Back to English:
...

Sad
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Shocktrooper




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:55    Post subject:
Original text:

"You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Funny how you feel, I am proud of my knees and balls"


It answered the question Surprised
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th May 2013 01:56    Post subject:
It happens sometimes, I had to force-refresh the page half a dozen times before my one translation went through -- and then, when I realised I typo'd and put "that would subdue us" rather than "who would subdue us", the page wouldn't do any more translations.
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