99 bottles of beer on the wall
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Mar 2005 23:54    Post subject: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
In the tradition of old sailors, large families, and bored people in general, I'd like to start another useless bucket of spam, so here we go:

99 bottles of beer on the wall...


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 00:07    Post subject:
99 bottles of beer

you take one down
pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall...


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 01:23    Post subject:
99 bottles of beer

you take one down
shove it up someone´s ass..
97 bottles of beer on the wall...


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 01:45    Post subject:
97 bottles of beer

you take one down
pass it around
96 bottles of beer on the wall...


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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sTo0z
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 02:57    Post subject:
96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer

This mod did frown
and gunned this thread down
0 bottles of beer on the wall.




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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 03:01    Post subject:
0 bottle of beer

the mod was drunk
forgot to lock this thread down

-1 bottles of beer on the wall

Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 05:16    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
0 bottle of beer

the mod was drunk
forgot to lock this thread down

-1 bottles of beer on the wall

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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 05:18    Post subject:
is that really 95 smileys?


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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 06:52    Post subject:
0 bottle of beer

Jenni posted Smileys
Injurious forgot to count

-2 bottles of beer on the wall


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 07:01    Post subject:
I count 97 smilies


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 10:54    Post subject:
0 bottle of beer

Injurious forgot to count again

-3 bottles of beer on the wall


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 17:33    Post subject:
0 bottle of beer

Let´s bash Injurious

-4 bottles of beer on the wall


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 17:38    Post subject:
0 Bottle of beer

Like this:


-5 bottle of beer on the wall


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 17:44    Post subject:
Ok seriously!!!

sTo0z? Going from 96 bottles of beer to 0 bottles of beer in one post? Don’t you think that a lot? You seriously gotta stop drinking, man. I'm worried about you! And the rest of you... how can you ignore his drinking problem? He drank so much he couldn't check the close thread check box! He needs our help! We need to make an intervention for sTo0z! Crying or Very sad We wouldn't want him submiting under influence! He could get hurt Crying or Very sad


pfft... bash me... I'll bash you!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 17:52    Post subject:
Umm, I wonder who´s the one with the drinking problem?
First, you can´t count, now you´re calling sTo0z for stootz!
Come on, stop denying it...
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 18:07    Post subject:
Rolling Eyes so I used an o instead of a 0 Shocked call the number police! And no one shot of scotch doesn’t make you drunk it makes you sharp mentally… and I never bothered counting cause who in their right mind would count smilies? So who’s has a drinking problem? A mod that drinks 96 bottles of beer in one post? Or a lowlife who drinks one shot of scotch every morning to enhance his education gathering abilities Question Question Question


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 18:12    Post subject:
What about the T?? stooTz? Very Happy
And yes, i agree that 96 bottles is a bit too much...what should we do?


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 18:15    Post subject:
ok you got me there.... now shut up... drop the subject Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 18:32    Post subject:
Change Beer into Dr. Pepper?

Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 18:43    Post subject:
Dr.Pepper? Yuck...


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 18:50    Post subject:
Hey now whats wrong with Dr. Pepper it taste like Marcipan Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 19:02    Post subject:
Beer + shot of amaretto dropped into it + chug it all = Dr. Pepper


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 19:29    Post subject:
I didn't drink them all, I shot them all, busted beer bottles all over the place! And I would never lock such a valued thread. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 20:10    Post subject:
But there aint no reason to keep this thread alive if u popped all the beers Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 22:06    Post subject:
No beers, no party dude! You could atleast drink them!!
Go and bust them for nothing? FOR FUN! Arrgh, i don´t like you now...


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 22:22    Post subject:
-5 bottles of beer on the wall ...

I went to The Beer Store and bought another case,

19 bottles of beer on the wall.


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 22:39    Post subject:
19 bottles of beer on the wall...

Nouseforaname had a prize for his achievement!

18 Bottles of beer on the wall..


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 22:51    Post subject:
18 bottles of beer on the wall...

/me trows away his bottle because beer sux

17 Bottles of beer on the wall..


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 23:08    Post subject:
17 bottles of beer on the wall

Me doesn´t like beer either, but gives mine to whoever wants it Very Happy

16 bottles of beer on da wall..


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Mar 2005 23:11    Post subject:
16 bottles of beer on the wall

I'll take it dude Wink
I've been staring at your sig for 20 seconds
I drink _SYN_'s beer and take a new one.

15 bottles of beer on the wall.


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