Cell phone Earbuds are stupid- Usually Im not this bitter!
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DiZzYD




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:10    Post subject: Cell phone Earbuds are stupid- Usually Im not this bitter!
Seriously who the hell uses these freakin things? What has this world come to that we have gotten so lazy we can’t hold a phone up to our ear? Alexander Graham Bell would roll over in his grave and bitchslap these pussies! What do they call them, Jabbras? Oh yea, who fuckin cares…I was at the airport and some snobby bitch was standing by the purse store bitching about how her Starbucks was burning her mouth (put an icecube it it dipshit!). Since she was looking directly at me I felt compelled to respond. I said “damn that sucks when that happens.”

She gave me this dumbass look and said “wait a second Tish”…pulls her earbud out and snaps..”What?” Of course I felt a little stupid for having interrupted her pointless conversation so I said “nevermind…” Point is, the whole fucking ordeal could have been avoided if she wasn’t too lazy to hold her phone up to her ear. Dumb whore.



Only paraplegics should be allowed to own earbuds.


Cell phone Earbuds are so gay. Especially gay when you see someone driving down the road with one of those things on their head. Not only do they look like a Verizon operator, they are going 95mph and are trying to weave traffic with ONE HAND. People say “Oh no Dizzy, it’s so they can drive safer plus it’s the law.” I say NO, who the hell drives with two hands?? (besides stupid old ladies?) All it does is free up one more hand to do something distracting and pointless. Especially girls applying their stupid Foundation make-up and brushing their ugly hair. Dumbasses, earbuds are retarded. If it’s against the law in your state to drive and talk on a cell phone, than it sounds to me like you need to just fucking wait till you get to point B before blabbering like a vagina.

Earbuds make you look stupid and geeky. If you are to lazy and/or ADD to hold up a cell phone to your ear while you talk and drive, then you really need to consider taking your own life. Don’t be a shameless pussy.



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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:31    Post subject:
Fucking hell.
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Especially girls applying their stupid Foundation make-up and brushing their ugly hair. Dumbasses, earbuds are retarded.


You're a virgin aren't you.


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:38    Post subject:
seriously a virign, and the closest you have got to a female having sex with you is that girl talking ni your general direction... at which point you got so excited you blew your load and then got exteremly angry about her since she WASN'T talking to you so you take it out on ear phones...


and those are some shitty cellphones...


man that felt good
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:39    Post subject:
lol nice 1 jenni ow and dizzy ur dum if u think people yappin on a earbud thing is gay then u must think a 10 car pile up caused by a retard yappin on his cell makeing arm gestures and takeing BOTH hands offf the wheel is kick ass 8(


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DiZzYD




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:47    Post subject:
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seriously a virign, and the closest you have got to a female having sex with you is that girl talking ni your general direction... at which point you got so excited you blew your load and then got exteremly angry about her since she WASN'T talking to you so you take it out on ear phones...


and those are some shitty cellphones...


man that felt good


I just broke up with my hottt GF, so yea I'm a little bitter about that too.

The cell phones represent canada


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lol nice 1 jenni ow and dizzy ur dum if u think people yappin on a earbud thing is gay then u must think a 10 car pile up caused by a retard yappin on his cell makeing arm gestures and takeing BOTH hands offf the wheel is kick ass 8(


Yes I do. But only if you and madmaxx are riding in that chicken poop yellow diablo...hehe
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:49    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 00:50    Post subject:
DiZzYD wrote:
The cell phones represent canada


what the fuck are you blathering about little boy? go grow some pubes.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:10    Post subject:
What are you guys? 12?

Who gives a fuck if you got cooties from passionate sex down that one night with that slutty girl from your english class! Who gives a flying fuck if your urine is ignitable? Christ! Drop the fucking subject! He hates canadia! So? He hates girly girls! Does that make him a virgin? Probably! But does it matter? FUCK NO! Shocked Laughing

Jesus Christ died a virgin! So come on! Maybe DiZzYD is our next savior? How dare you disrespect his holiness? Besides he prolly lives on the south side of heaven and that’s why he hates canadia. It’s too far north and he can’t reach it Laughing


That’s right I said it!

Now stop arguing or I'll post more bullshit!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:13    Post subject:
I for one would like more bullshit Smile


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DiZzYD




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:26    Post subject:
BWHAHAHAHA more bullshit? you got it.....




No we seriously need to stop flaming eachother, I don't hate Canada (that much)
hehe, I said flame.....
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:39    Post subject:
why don't you get your buddy jebus to piss on this?



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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:45    Post subject:
k! fuck! both of youse stop it! fuck... you're all children!!


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:54    Post subject:
we're all god's children Rolling Eyes


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DiZzYD




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 01:55    Post subject:
wow look at those shitty ass smily faces!!

did tardboy actually manage to get a crayon in his hand and not eat it before drawing the extra crappy artwork!?

haha bullshit is funn
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:01    Post subject:
the faces came with the picture. I wouldn't waste me time doing it myself just to argue with you.


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:05    Post subject:
lol alright alright people calm down with the flaming ( i know i started it kind of) no need for flag burning. THINK OF THE CHILDREN ... and i'm SURE you just broke up with your "hot" girlfriend no need for rudeness...
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DiZzYD




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:07    Post subject:
scared canadian pussies, show your faces if you burn our flag and mean it!!
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:09    Post subject:
FUCKING HELL! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I thought you were cool but you're just another american dip shit thinking he's all cool and tough cause he's american. FUCK!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:13    Post subject:
ok ... I didn't mean it anyways ...

edited by max: fuck no more of that shit...


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DiZzYD




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:21    Post subject:
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UCKING HELL! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I thought you were cool but you're just another american dip shit thinking he's all cool and tough cause he's american. FUCK!


I'm actually a big pussy that couldnt even whip a microsoft technician wearning an earbud.

goddamn please take that picture down, I was eating chili when I saw that hahaha.


I'm done flaming, big huggz to canada and all the other peepz (including earbudders)
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:23    Post subject:


Very Happy


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2005 02:24    Post subject:
ok enough , this got out of hand pretty fast.. must be full moon
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