When the replacement car is better than your car...
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 13:44    Post subject: When the replacement car is better than your car...
...you're gonna have a baaaaad time. Sad

Today I had to take my company car for service.
The replacement car they gave me is this:

http://imgur.com/a/SKtcs#0

Just so you guys know, the guy who was just before me got a B-Class, so I was mentally preparing for some shitty car, even if they "promised" me a CLA as replacement.

The girl at MB Rental looked at me and said:
"Sorry, but unfortunatelly we don't have the CLA we intended for you."
I was thinking: D'Uh ... that was something totally unexpected, wasn't it???
Girl: "However, we have a E350 in stock, would that suite you still?"

I tried hard to answer with a straight face: "Yeeee, .... it'll be fine..."

Pffchh So Much Win

The car is the newest E-Class 350 CDI Wagon full spec, AMG Sports package, automatic (with shiftpedals at wheel), has every got damn assistant there is on the planet (seriously, it's scary), accelerates like hell in sports mode, it looks pretty bad ass, bad ass AMG rims, big sat nav, boy I love this car so much... I don't wanna take it back.

I delivered my car (E250 CDI Coupe) today morning 8 o'clock, and it's now half past 1pm. It's the service B to be done, so it'll take a while, but anytime in the next few hours they will call me to collect my car (and bring back the replacement). Sad How can I hold on to it forever??

Also, it's kinda unfair, because now they influenced my decision for my next company car, after my leasing contract ends, you know. Crying or Very sad

Seriously, car dealers are worse than drug dealers...



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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 14:02    Post subject:
I have not even driven a car with buttons on the steering wheel Just to put it into perspective Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 14:33    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 14:43    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
ultra rich kurwas 1st world problems Reaction


Tell me about it! I feel SO bad for you paxsali, having to go back to that crappy tramp-mobile E250. I don't know how you're going to cope! Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 14:53    Post subject:
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@deelix
This car is so advanced, when you are switching lanes without using the lights (blinking left/right) and it detects it when you're driving over the white stripes, it makes the wheel bump per force feedback, so you notice. As if there were little bumps in the asphalt. Also, it tell you when a car is left/right of you when you are trying to switch lanes on the Autobahn, or when you are too close to a car in front of you (according to speed / distance recommendations). My cousin has a car workshop and he tells me these assistants are all nice and fun, but they break easily and then it costs money to repair them, but still, for a one-day demo this is absolutely brilliant to see how far car develepment has come. The backwards camera for parking is also nice, but of course, that has been around for a while, it's just I never had any car to support that. I find it impressive.
Yeah, agree. And the last part is very true. A friend of mine works for Mercedes and he claims 90% of the cars coming in has problems with sensors/electrical systems.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 14:57    Post subject:
Fancy fancy

Does it have auto parking support? Guy I know bought new VW and you just have to drive 20-30kph parallel to a parking spot and then the car parks in the spot automatically Surprised

What happened to parking skills! found a similar function on the tube:

btw, I remember racing in my friend's car couple of years ago and he had shifting paddles on the steering wheel as well. But for some reason there was 3-4-5sec delay when tapping them paddles. Is it better now?
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 15:03    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
I feel SO bad for you paxsali, having to go back to that crappy tramp-mobile E250. I don't know how you're going to cope! Sad


Easier said than done, dude.

I mean look at it, a fucking disgrace:

I take it back... the horror Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 15:08    Post subject:
Yeah, that's an abomination all right, I bet you have to scooch down in the seat so that nobody sees you and laughs Sad Send it to me, I'll weather the shame for you.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 16:22    Post subject:
Did some guys really think that a german company would be so stupid to actually make that as a commercial? I mean, come on !!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 16:38    Post subject:
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Speaking about the assistants...



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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 16:46    Post subject:
Bitch... when I sat in your car for the first time, that fucking belt automatically moved forward so that I don't have to twist myself to grab it. It was fucking witchcraft for a simple duck like me, who was only used to pre '95 cars Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 17:03    Post subject:
Haha funny commercial xD


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 17:45    Post subject:
I can't even afford a driver's license Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 19:05    Post subject:
I get a S63 AMG when I bring in my E63 AMG S 4 Matic wagon. It's a downgrade. I've actually complained and asked for a S65 AMG loaner but they just look at me and laugh. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 19:15    Post subject:
I was having the ball joints replaced on my car



They gave me this



The insides were fucking amazing. Took it out on the highway to play with the paddle shifters.


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 19:16    Post subject:
Yeah the new Sonata is a great car for the price range.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 19:22    Post subject:
Yeah, korean cars are not to be laughed at anymore. Now as most "japanese" cars are manufactured pretty much everywhere (I know we get Toyota Avensis from UK...) the reliability really aren't the same. I could just as well get myself a Sonata or a ix35 if I want a SUV for 3/4 of the price.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 23:30    Post subject:
I know right! if a company gave me an E-Class 350 to replace my amazing Toyota Yaris '99 I'd be infuriated too
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 23:38    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
...you're gonna have a baaaaad time. Sad

Today I had to take my company car for service.
The replacement car they gave me is this:

http://imgur.com/a/SKtcs#0

Just so you guys know, the guy who was just before me got a B-Class, so I was mentally preparing for some shitty car, even if they "promised" me a CLA as replacement.

The girl at MB Rental looked at me and said:
"Sorry, but unfortunatelly we don't have the CLA we intended for you."
I was thinking: D'Uh ... that was something totally unexpected, wasn't it???
Girl: "However, we have a E350 in stock, would that suite you still?"

I tried hard to answer with a straight face: "Yeeee, .... it'll be fine..."

Pffchh So Much Win

The car is the newest E-Class 350 CDI Wagon full spec, AMG Sports package, automatic (with shiftpedals at wheel), has every got damn assistant there is on the planet (seriously, it's scary), accelerates like hell in sports mode, it looks pretty bad ass, bad ass AMG rims, big sat nav, boy I love this car so much... I don't wanna take it back.

I delivered my car (E250 CDI Coupe) today morning 8 o'clock, and it's now half past 1pm. It's the service B to be done, so it'll take a while, but anytime in the next few hours they will call me to collect my car (and bring back the replacement). Sad How can I hold on to it forever??

Also, it's kinda unfair, because now they influenced my decision for my next company car, after my leasing contract ends, you know. Crying or Very sad

Seriously, car dealers are worse than drug dealers...


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 23:58    Post subject:
paddle shifters.... spykez just cant go full manual lol.... whats this fucking stick thing in the middle of the car damn it!
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Aug 2013 00:47    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
paddle shifters.... spykez just cant go full manual lol.... whats this fucking stick thing in the middle of the car damn it!

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