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kalato




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Sep 2013 21:18    Post subject: Farts
Why do people like their own smell of farts and others don't?
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Sep 2013 21:43    Post subject:
Some people like the smell of their own Confused


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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Sep 2013 21:49    Post subject:
like is the wrong word im sure... im definately more TOLERANT of my own farts than anyone elses, because theyre mine, i made it, its my own, my precious.


though i will say im definately proud if i do a real ripper... i mean a really deep bassy powerful one, but thats purely about the sound.... and not in public, of course Very Happy




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Sep 2013 21:49    Post subject:
Same when people get out of the toilet... your own "toilet smell" is just fine. Anyone else-es is different and disgusting!
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Sep 2013 22:41    Post subject:
A thread on this?

seriously folks..
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Sep 2013 23:26    Post subject:
kalato wrote:
Why do people like their own smell of farts and others don't?

I wonder why too. My farts smell really good to me.
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 02:09    Post subject:
I like the smell of my farts, the smellier the better. I can't stand the smell of other people's though.. Vomit


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 02:11    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
A thread on this?

seriously folks..


There's always one person who doesn't want to have a serious discussion.

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 04:54    Post subject:
While I'm fine with my own farts, usually I can't stand my own really stinky shits :/


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speedgear




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 10:24    Post subject:
you guys should try smelling my farts, Roses i say to you, Roses during Spring.



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zmed wrote:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 13:15    Post subject:
Simple:

Your farts are coming from your own bacteria flora and your brain recognizes that fact.
Other peoples farts have alien (to your body) bacteria and there's probably a genetic component to it as well.


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zmed




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 13:18    Post subject:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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IsaacHunt




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 14:01    Post subject:
There is nothing more satisfying than letting go a silent but violent one and watching the absolute horror in the persons eyes next to you once they get that first whiff of it.
I normally deploy the "come and have a look at this" tactic so they walk into my stink trap
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 16:56    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
A thread on this?

seriously folks..


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Sep 2013 20:54    Post subject:
IsaacHunt wrote:
There is nothing more satisfying than letting go a silent but violent one and watching the absolute horror in the persons eyes next to you once they get that first whiff of it.
I normally deploy the "come and have a look at this" tactic so they walk into my stink trap
Haha. Many years ago I dropped a megabomb in the car and my four friends almost suffocated... I was pissed off that they all smoked in a car.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Sep 2013 00:57    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
A thread on this?

seriously folks..



Dude, we had multiple threads regarding the size of shits of one user Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Sep 2013 01:15    Post subject:
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Sep 2013 01:32    Post subject:
Like is the wrong word.


Enjoy is more appropriate
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Sep 2013 01:43    Post subject:
IsaacHunt wrote:
There is nothing more satisfying than letting go a silent but violent one and watching the absolute horror in the persons eyes next to you once they get that first whiff of it.
I normally deploy the "come and have a look at this" tactic so they walk into my stink trap

^made me laugh like a maniac for 2 minutes straight,thank you


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Sep 2013 01:54    Post subject:
IsaacHunt wrote:
There is nothing more satisfying than letting go a silent but violent one and watching the absolute horror in the persons eyes next to you once they get that first whiff of it.
I normally deploy the "come and have a look at this" tactic so they walk into my stink trap


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rgb#000
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Sep 2013 02:11    Post subject: Re: Farts
kalato wrote:
Why do people like their own smell of farts and others don't?

i think one of the reasons is because farting gives relief to uncomfortable build up inside our bodies, and our brains associate fart smell with that relief.
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Mildred_01
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Sep 2013 23:17    Post subject:
People are selfish. Τhey never admire the relief of others. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 23:17    Post subject:
Real men farts in elevator, its fun especially when it stops and someone comes in by surprise Laughing
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