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Invasor
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:11    Post subject: Vasectomy
So it turns out I can't have one because I'm not a father. The law is very clear, you have to be 25 years old OR have at least 2 kids, but the stupid doctors read it as 25 AND 2 kids... unbelievable.

I don't want to have children. This is the life I chose, without kids, it's how I feel for over a decade now. A very simple procedure with no side effects would guarantee that. But no, thanks to the "doctors who know best" I can't do what I want with my own fucking body.

Oh, and abortions are illegal here too, should things go wrong...
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:14    Post subject:
Can't you just get it done elsewhere? Switzerland or somewhere in the EU?
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:19    Post subject:
Just pick one of these old bad boys up..they are for the wood burning hobby
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And within 20 minutes and a few ice packs youll be free to skeet in whoever you like!


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Invasor
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:31    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Can't you just get it done elsewhere? Switzerland or somewhere in the EU?


Yeah, I'll probably do that eventually. (I'm planning on moving to EU anyway)

But this still makes me mad, having other people deciding such things for me is just wrong...

@DX I wouldn't have the balls for that Laughing
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:38    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
@DX I wouldn't have the balls for that Laughing


One slip and you wouldn't have the balls AFTER that either
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:39    Post subject:
or after Very Happy

why they even care if u have/had a child, especially in Brazil

this shit just doesn't make sense
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:49    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
or after Very Happy

why they even care if u have/had a child, especially in Brazil

this shit just doesn't make sense


catholic country...gotta breed some kids for the lord!


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Oct 2013 23:56    Post subject:
yeah kids that have a bright future on the streets
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 00:03    Post subject:
chemical castration diy, or the rubber band till the lack of circulation makes them seperate from the pipes.

good luck, and post pics!

@DX - that is fucking more barbaric than my way lol
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 00:08    Post subject:
Do it at he gypsy's that does illegal abortions Very Happy should be cheap too.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 00:10    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
post pics!


You really wanna see my balls? Troll Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 00:11    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
moosenoodles wrote:
post pics!


You really wanna see my balls? Troll Face


dont mess now, everyone on here has seen your balls.
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sausje
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 00:17    Post subject:
I tried to do that here when i was 23 years old, have valid reasons for wanting to do it.
All i got was the number of a shrink, doctor was wondering if i was 100%...
Fucking piece of shit guy was it, why can't i do with my own body whatever the fuck i want if it only affects me...


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 01:28    Post subject:
Another good reason to live in Europe and become "one of us" full-time Very Happy. I heard that prices are very steep here though, up to 5000€.

Spain on the other hand is way cheaper..but it depends on the place, they might cut the penis instead Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 01:31    Post subject:
5 gran to cut your balls? grinhurt , thnx but no thnx
i'll keep doing it the porn way Fuck Yeah
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 10:17    Post subject:
Why someone would want to do something like that ? Confused
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 10:31    Post subject:
Mildred_01 wrote:
Why someone would want to do something like that ? Confused


This.

I don't understand...you don't have any kids yet...so you can continue with no kids even without vasectomy. Pffchh
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 10:37    Post subject:
sausje wrote:

Fucking piece of shit guy was it, why can't i do with my own body whatever the fuck i want if it only affects me...


YOU can do, they dont have too.


I've had it done, to be fair to the quacks I think they are in some cases right in stuff like this.

I look back to when I was in my mid 20's and I am a completely different person now, so had I made the choice then it may have been the wrong one.

I also know in England they wont reverse it on the NHS apparently (this is what I was told during the consolation) so that may go into their reasoning.


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 10:52    Post subject:
Aren't you worried you won't be able to get into a serious relationship, women wanting kids and all that?

Otherwise I understand, I don't want kids either, but it feels like it would potentially ruin a lot of relationships early on.

Unless you already found someone who thinks the same, in which case no arguments over here.
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 11:38    Post subject:
How old are you?

And why not just... not have kids?

why mess with ur balls

this thread is Mind Is Full Of Fuck ill just keep out lol
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Mildred_01
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 12:31    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
How old are you?

And why not just... not have kids?

why mess with ur balls

this thread is Mind Is Full Of Fuck ill just keep out lol


I think that the question is about the cost of fucking.
Probably, condoms are very costly in some countries. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 12:33    Post subject:
Who uses condoms nowadays, why not ask your SO to go on a pill?
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 13:03    Post subject:
I doubt anyone has so much sex that condoms become a problem Laughing


Fuck i wish i had that problem
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 13:08    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
I doubt anyone has so much sex that condoms become a problem Laughing


Fuck i wish i had that problem


Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 13:24    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
I doubt anyone has so much sex that condoms become a problem Laughing


Fuck i wish i had that problem


Condoms are just clumsy, ever since my now-fiancee and then-gf started taking the pill the pleasure is a lot bigger too, but then again I'm not circumcised like some American fucks here Cool Face
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sausje
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 13:59    Post subject:
Yeah so imagine how much better it is for those that ARE Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 14:00    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
JahLux wrote:
I doubt anyone has so much sex that condoms become a problem Laughing


Fuck i wish i had that problem


Condoms are just clumsy, ever since my now-fiancee and then-gf started taking the pill the pleasure is a lot bigger too, but then again I'm not circumcised like some American fucks here Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 14:05    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
JahLux wrote:
I doubt anyone has so much sex that condoms become a problem Laughing


Fuck i wish i had that problem


Condoms are just clumsy, ever since my now-fiancee and then-gf started taking the pill the pleasure is a lot bigger too, but then again I'm not circumcised like some American fucks here Cool Face


This x1000000, I'm on the opposite side of this Sad My fiance got off the pill, since her doctor said it would be good since she was on it 10+ years, and it could cause problems when trying to conceive. Now we use condoms, and it takes away so much pleasure Sad God damnit, I fucking hate condoms so much.


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 15:20    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
JahLux wrote:
I doubt anyone has so much sex that condoms become a problem Laughing


Fuck i wish i had that problem


Condoms are just clumsy, ever since my now-fiancee and then-gf started taking the pill the pleasure is a lot bigger too, but then again I'm not circumcised like some American fucks here Cool Face


If you were more sexy, you could have dates with more than one girl and you could reevaluate the utility of the condoms because no pill can protect you from clap or the hepatitides.
Ask the circumisdes ninnies about that. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2013 15:26    Post subject:
Can't you just do it yourself?


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