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 Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 03:15 Post subject: Typical nerd stories |
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>know girl for 2 days
>Fall in love with girl that fast
>girl freaks out and runs off
>nerd cry
>repeat
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 03:22 Post subject: |
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maybe you should of fucked her in the butt on day 1?
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 03:28 Post subject: |
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chiv
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 06:17 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 06:27 Post subject: |
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Yeah yeah, you are big and special and fuck all the girls on day one, we get it.
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 07:00 Post subject: |
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Fall in love after 2 days ? I think you are talking about a very restrained nerd.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 11:46 Post subject: |
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The harder you try the less alpha you are 
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 11:48 Post subject: |
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That sounds awkwardly close to what happened to our Aeona, no?
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RatKing
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 12:17 Post subject: |
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Aeon
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 12:40 Post subject: |
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| monk3ybusin3ss wrote: | | That sounds awkwardly close to what happened to our Aeona, no? |
Better not. In the end I knew that girl for over a month, not two days.
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 12:42 Post subject: |
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I'm pretty sure it was aimed at my rant.
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 12:57 Post subject: |
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| RatKing wrote: |  |
| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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ClaudeFTW
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Get an escort, fuck her good and proper a few times until the neediness is out and dealt with and try again. Worked for me in the past, I was in the exact same spot. All you need is to get laid to wash that neediness stink and then you're good to go.
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Nalo
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Aeon
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 14:25 Post subject: |
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getting laid used to be reasonably easy, then I got married and now its one of the hardest things I will ever have to do
| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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sausje
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A real nerd falls in love before even knowing/seeing the girl, pff wannabe's!
Proud member of Frustrated Association of International Losers Failing Against the Gifted and Superior (F.A.I.L.F.A.G.S)
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 14:52 Post subject: |
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| Saner wrote: | getting laid used to be reasonably easy, then I got married and now its one of the hardest things I will ever have to do
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If you're married, it's not date rape.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Neon
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 15:58 Post subject: |
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It's not rape if she can't say "no" because she's dead.
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 15:59 Post subject: |
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You also have to want to do it.
and its not rape anyway, I own her so I can do as I please, duh.
| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Invasor
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 18:51 Post subject: |
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| Nalo wrote: | | Getting laid is easy. Finding the right girl, for a lasting relationship, is fucking impossible |
There is no right girl. I mean, you fall in love and she does too, both of you want to be together, everything is great. Until it's not anymore. One person gets bored. Or cheats. Or just dreams about fucking someone else. I'm usually that person. And it happens every time, after a year or two or 3.
Two things I don't really understand: one night stands and marriage. They both seem terribly boring to me. A few hours (or days) is usually not enough, and more than a few years is too much. I wish I could change that though...
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Invasor
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RatKing
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 18:58 Post subject: |
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It's really hard to find a decent dishwasher. Most of them tend to use a lot of energy and are quite loud. Better ones are more expensive.
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Nalo
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RatKing
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 19:05 Post subject: |
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| Nalo wrote: | | One night stands are usually shit sex anyway. |
Tell me about it. Casual sex with a friend is so much better.
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Dec 2013 19:11 Post subject: |
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| Nalo wrote: | One night stands are usually shit sex anyway.
I agree about marriage. Relationships, for me, are only exciting when they are something that is constantly moving, evolving. Settling down and accepting the mundane is when things start to go wrong. |
Familiarity breeds contempt.
But seriously, relationships run a course and banality is to be expected, keeping things exciting is bloody hard work after a few years, but then, if you are lucky you enter that period where the love is so deep and you absolutely 'click'. That is something to be cherished and nurtured
If you are lucky enough to reach that stage with the right person, then don't mess it up like I did  you will regret it for ever. If things are good then cherish what you have. I seriously believe you only get one chance at the real thing, everything else is just second best
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Saner
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Joking aside, My sex life is still fantastic after 15 years, you lot must be doing something wrong.
Only recently I started using my left hand and its ALLLLLL new again!
| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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