No fap = no sleep
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LittleBigProblem
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 20:14    Post subject: No fap = no sleep
Damn piece of shit, i feel so bad the last 2 weeks or more, really nervous and sometimes doing illogical things.
I feel very tired too, but at the same time i can't fall asleep.
Tried with some herbal pills, but no... Sad
The only thing that help me is fapping. Rolling Eyes
I'm not addicted to it (usually doing it only 1-2 times a week), but now i'm fapping almost every night before sleep.
Any other things that can help me fall asleep easy? Wasting 1 hour for masturbation is weird too. Laughing Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 20:29    Post subject:
I suggest reading a book or something else. It makes your eyes tired and will help you get to sleep. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 20:34    Post subject:
One hour? Maybe you should try, like, touching him, instead of just looking at him.
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 21:07    Post subject:
Nothing a huge joint can't fix
hit your local ganja dealer
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 21:28    Post subject:
fap faster


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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 21:38    Post subject: Re: No fap = no sleep
LittleBigProblem wrote:
Wasting 1 hour for masturbation is weird too. Laughing Sad

Either your doing it wrong, or your a 60yo...

Or perhaps you watch the most boring porn on the internet?


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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 22:38    Post subject:
time flies when fapping to good stuff Smile only downside to fapping before bed, you get all sweaty and hot and take 30 mins to cool down or more
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 22:43    Post subject:
let's fap together? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 22:44    Post subject:
PickupArtist wrote:
time flies when fapping to good stuff Smile only downside to fapping before bed, you get all sweaty and hot and take 30 mins to cool down or more
Yeah, definitely a problem when you have this cold weather Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 22:59    Post subject:
If there's something that is making you nervous (complicated love stuff, work issues, uni..anything), try to fix that first and see if it's better. There's usually a valid reason behind all this sudden stress, and living with it isn't something that usually works, no matter the amount of nocturnal fapping Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 23:37    Post subject:
fap her in the butt
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 01:25    Post subject:
"1 hour for masturbation"

damn dude change your porn, it sucks.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 01:46    Post subject:
Have a kid, trust me you won't have any problems getting to sleep on your own again Wink

(whether or not they let you sleep is another issue )


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RatKing




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 01:52    Post subject:
I sleep way too little so I can't provide you with anything more than feels.

Meh, just combine it all: reading, fappin' and vodka


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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 01:53    Post subject:
What I was saying Madmax

An hour? you trying to impress yourself hold long you can hold back?
You whip out that talent with a girl, not alone by yourself in your room. Fapping has one purpose usually, to see how fast you can go from "i need to get off" to "ok the urge is gone"

Hell if I could, Id practice until all it took was one down stroke when going solo..And save the 30-45 minute span for when with the wifey actually getting some.


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Dec 2013 05:24    Post subject:
try blueberries. They should soothe your nervous system
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Dec 2013 10:40    Post subject:
Fapping with blueberries? Now that's a new fetish for me.


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Dec 2013 18:11    Post subject:
No, not fapping, but putting them up into your ass. Ancient greek method.
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