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Invasor
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Saner
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Fuck that, I am in my mid 30's and I am not grown up 
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Werelds
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 17:05 Post subject: |
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What's this "grown up" thing you are talking about?
Can I eat it?
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Ankh
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Saner
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 17:08 Post subject: |
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Go away grandad
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Ankh
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 17:13 Post subject: |
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Invasor
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 17:19 Post subject: |
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RatKing
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 17:32 Post subject: |
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Congrats on your fermentation, mate. I'm just gonna shut up about my age. 
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couleur
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tw1st
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 17:41 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 19:58 Post subject: |
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happy birthday kid
| Sin317 wrote: | | while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again. |
| zmed wrote: | | Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts. |
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DXWarlock
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:44 Post subject: |
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| couleur wrote: | 
Nothing changes when you turn 30, its just in your head! |
No no, things do change at 30...
You know the difference between 29 and 30?
Looking at college chicks, when they find out your age, at 29 they see you as that hot older guy, at 30 you're that old creepy guy staring at them. 
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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Werelds
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:46 Post subject: |
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So in US terms, it means the difference between getting laid or getting sued? 
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DXWarlock
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:51 Post subject: |
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Haha or just get your whole day ruined.
When I was 32, I went to get some cigarettes from a gas station, it happen to be near a school that just let out. 2-3 girls was hanging outside.
I got out of my car and was walking in, one of them that look damn good went "Wow your hot!"
I could tell she was young so I asked how old she was, when she said 16 I went "Girl I'm twice your age, but thanks!" and she replied..and I went from "Damn your hot!" to "Daaamn, your OLD!".
She might as well just kicked me in the nuts, would have been less painful..lol
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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RatKing
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:55 Post subject: |
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You can ask their age the day after.
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DXWarlock
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:58 Post subject: |
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no no no, I got a felony record and have to report in every 6 months the rest of my life because I didn't do that when I was 19 and at a 18 up club, and picked up a girl with a fake ID in there that was 16. shit went downhill when she called her dad to come get her from my house the next day..
If you live in the US ALWAYS check the age, ask for a damn birth certificate thats notarized if you have to..lol
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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DXWarlock
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Anyway getting off track of the topic.
Happy bday Invasor! welcome to the old mans club.
We meet on Saturdays to watch matlock, yell at kids to get off our lawns, and complain about the noise coming out of radios they call music now-a-days if you want to join in.
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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Invasor
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 21:15 Post subject: |
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Invasor
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RatKing
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 21:32 Post subject: |
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| DXWarlock wrote: | | If you live in the US ALWAYS check the age, ask for a damn birth certificate thats notarized if you have to..lol |
Oh right, the land of the free.. Comment withdrawn! |
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 22:55 Post subject: |
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Happy b-day m8!
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 23:44 Post subject: |
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Like fine wine sir, like fine wine. Feliz aniversário meu amigo! 
1985 here and already starting to feel uncomfortable about it. Mostly because I still have the same mentality as ten years ago, which is weird in a peter-pan-ish kind of way. At least every time I want to feel young(er) I shave my beard and become 20 again! Soon I'll need to falsify my id as well to avoid legal issues and felonies xD
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:33 Post subject: |
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Happy birthday my friend. Two years behind you.
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Invasor
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Happy Birthday, matey! 
