Zero Punctuation Reviews
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 00:11    Post subject: Zero Punctuation Reviews
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

I'm sure a lot of people already know about this, but for those who don't.. GO! WATCH! LAUGH! They are fantastic Very Happy! I got them pointed out by a friend at work and can't stop laughing lol..


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 00:18    Post subject:
Yeah awesome stuff.
The bioshock one was when I first noticed this, and I've been watching them every week since then.

I love all of his reviews. at least as good as gametrailers' angry videogame nerd Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 00:27    Post subject:
Hell yeah, one of my favorites together with the previously mentioned AVGN, funniest shit ever:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23316.html
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29192.html

Here is the older stuff:
http://www.screwattack.com/AngryNerdMain.html
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 00:30    Post subject:
Zero Punctuation's stuff is pretty good.

I never cared for Angry Video Game Nerd. Just comes off as obnoxious.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 00:45    Post subject:
<3 that guy

portal review is win


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 08:30    Post subject:
Yeah, i love his reviews too Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 09:31    Post subject:
MOHA was the best one for me Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 10:19    Post subject:
In one of the reviews he made some reference to coming home and seeing a Walrus sitting at the dinner table and you were the only one that noticed; that shit had me laughing for 15 mins straight.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 11:39    Post subject:
That was HL2-EP2. They included a new character without any introduction.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 15:56    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
In one of the reviews he made some reference to coming home and seeing a Walrus sitting at the dinner table and you were the only one that noticed; that shit had me laughing for 15 mins straight.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 17:03    Post subject:
BEst one has to be the ending of Guitar HEro III


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 17:29    Post subject:
I prefer the part when he explaind why he didn't buy the Guitar Hero Expansion Pack...
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 18:42    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
In one of the reviews he made some reference to coming home and seeing a Walrus sitting at the dinner table and you were the only one that noticed; that shit had me laughing for 15 mins straight.


That was so funny Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 02:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 05:57    Post subject:
I fucking called it too Yahtzee, I called it too buddy.


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 11:12    Post subject:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2901-Zero-Punctuation-Call-of-Duty-4

Finally Cod4 reviewed, hilarious Smile Especially the german porn star part, maybe I should play it again and laugh at the britsh commander Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 11:25    Post subject:
3 cunted hookers Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 11:31    Post subject:
fantastic as always Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 13:06    Post subject:
This is how he ranks the game, right behind Portal and Jesus Laughing


So I guess this is the second game that Yantzee actually liked, about bloody time too.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 13:20    Post subject:
The guy is a freakin genius. Might agree or disagree with him on certain games but still he makes up for it with his humour and spank. Not to mention his awesome taste in music Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 14:14    Post subject:
He's liked more than 2 games, but COD4 is right up there in his list.

He said portal is basically as close to perfect as you're going to get, as indicated there Razz

He didn't even mention COD's multiplayer, which by the way, is the best part of the game.


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 14:16    Post subject:
damn that cod4 review sucked... well it didnt suck in general, just compared to every other review hes ever done... he was pretty right about the game i guess, but it just goes to show that he should review shit he hates, its way better... the triple cunted hooker was a laugh though Very Happy but still... a weak review from him...

i dont know why everyone told him to review cod4... it was a great game so we HAD to know this was going to be how he'd review it... wouldnt it make WAY more sense asking him to review something that sucks ass like sof3, kane n lynch or stranglehold?


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 15:15    Post subject:
Exactly, he liked it so much, he has nothing funny to say Laughing (though the thing he said Americans are cocky and do only shit, and SAS had to go and fix stuff behind the scenes made seriously laugh).
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Feb 2008 18:09    Post subject:
No way he should only review crappy games because it's a very high probability that a lot of people, like me, will never come near them, he should review all the popular ones which is exactly what he is doing. Since he usually doesn't like the modern popular games or whatever it gives him enough room to savagely insult them without mercy so you can still find it funny, I on the other hand think it can be funny even if he likes the game
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Feb 2008 04:47    Post subject:
you misunderstand. he should review games that he hates... noone ever said he shouldnt review popular ones... but cod4 is a flawless game, and people know it... so its utterly pointless for him to review it, as the result is obviously going to be... well... a really shitty review like you just saw. he should review high profile crap games.


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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Feb 2008 08:05    Post subject:
I think a mix of good and bad games are the way to go. Even though it's fun when he insults the bad ones, doing only so would be a little boring. imho.
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Feb 2008 09:05    Post subject:
He was wrong about the SAS guys 'tache but, he reminded me of one of the Iranbian Embassy siege guys so very much accurate:
http://img405.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sasgn3.jpg
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 04:05    Post subject:
lol what was up with the ending for TF2, and is that Wayra for music?


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