Motherfucker
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jan 2014 21:15    Post subject: Motherfucker
Got a motherfucking rat running amok at my work. Fuck the clients, I'm the one that's terrified, running like a little bitch, and the boss tells me to stick him up on a fork.

what the fuck Sad
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jan 2014 21:17    Post subject:
Good luck, I wouldn't use a plastic fork if I were you Laughing
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jan 2014 21:35    Post subject:
Fuck forks. I have a cheap claymore knock off under the bar. If I see the fucker anywhere near me I will go braveheart on his caramel ass!
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jan 2014 22:16    Post subject:
Sellob all I gotta say is that manliness is here
























































































and you are here.
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xxax
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 01:08    Post subject:


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 01:26    Post subject:
Laughing

The rat was lucky, just imagine if this happened to Leo Very Happy Cool Face
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 01:58    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Sellob all I gotta say is that manliness is here




and you are here.



But I never got my tetanus shots! And what about rabies!? For all I know that tiny fucker could tear me to pieces! This shit's serious.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 07:34    Post subject:
If you were wearing shoes then there really wasn't anything to worry about. Squash that fucker.
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 08:38    Post subject:
Facepalm Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Saner




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 09:44    Post subject:
Make it into a burger.




ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:09    Post subject:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:18    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:19    Post subject:
Hay, that's not nice Sad
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Saner




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:21    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face






Thats harsh man, harsh but fucking funny Very Happy


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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sanchin




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:28    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face


Cruel Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:32    Post subject:
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:41    Post subject:
Hey rats can be dangerous, not as dangerous as rabbits though

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RatKing




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:57    Post subject:
Just one rodent?

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DXWarlock wrote:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face


Made me actually laugh out loud. Kudos, dear sir, kudos!


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 10:58    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
If you were wearing shoes then there really wasn't anything to worry about. Squash that fucker.


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Walking barefoot in australia? Shocked

DAYEM!


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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xxax
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 11:22    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face




Oh man, this thread delivers...
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flipp




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 13:13    Post subject:
Tie up your trousers if you don't want to use traps. They fit through the smallest holes and if they are in fear they might just storm onto you and bite and they won't release until beaten off.
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 13:17    Post subject:
an actual rat?!! an animal?

lol..I thought u talking about some asshole. after 2 hours came back to this thread and realized it. Laughing





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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 14:01    Post subject:
Go to the rats pub and start a fight, that oughta show him
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 14:04    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Have you tried dating it? That surely should get it to run away Troll Face


Thanks, that gave me a good chuckle Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 18:26    Post subject:
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