Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator (Insult-‘em up)
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 23:16    Post subject: Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator (Insult-‘em up)

Release: 25 Oct, 2016
Genre: Insult-‘em up
http://store.steampowered.com/app/512250
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The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

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- Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
- Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
- Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
- 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
- Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow soon.
- 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
- Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!





Trailer (Lo Wang at the end though Laughing)




Gameplay



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harry_theone




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 23:28    Post subject:
I just saw this pop up yesterday, didn't know it was new Mr. Green
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LuckyStrike




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2016 22:32    Post subject:
Your sister farted on your fathers hat, and your mother posed nude for this train, and i can prove it! Laughing Its pretty fun Very Happy Besides you can choose (even with the isodemo) to randomly pick someone from the internet to insult Very Happy Its hilarious.


Epsilon wrote:
Meanwhile the people of that generation will call those guys relics, and not move with the times when everything is auto fucking.

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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2016 23:03    Post subject:
"your mother still uses windows vista and has never seen star wars" is the one that cracked me up when I saw it Laughing


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