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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 19:11    Post subject: what the...
Spoke to my cousin Dean today he told me a funny thing that happened to him today.
He has this old broken bike that he was supposed throw away but until he had time to throw it away he kept it in his garden.
Anyway, as he was sitting in his kitchen drinking tea, he heard his dog barking from the garden so he ran up to the window and saw this guy lifting the bike over the garden wall.
He ran out shouting "what the hell are you doing - stop!" and much to his suprise the guy stopped and just stod there. He walked up to him and asked him what the fuck he was doing and the guy replied "im not stealing it - just checking it out". So my cousin said "by all means, take the bloody bike cos its broken and worthless anyway"...

..what did the guy reply to it?
"Do you have any better ones??"

My cousin got speechless Very Happy

lol! wtf?

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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 21:34    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 21:50    Post subject:
"I was just checking it out" Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 22:56    Post subject:
I'd think I would actually burst into laughter when he said: "Do you have any better ones?" Laughing
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 23:10    Post subject:
Very Happy my cousin said that he had no idea what to do or say after that one Razz

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 23:30    Post subject:
Haha that was..awkward Very Happy. The guy must have thought, "omg I struck gold with this one. I wonder how far I could go. Maybe if I insist, they can even adopt me" xD
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 23:39    Post subject:
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