Evolution: is it true?
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 00:46    Post subject: Evolution: is it true?


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 01:02    Post subject:
And people wonder why the new Cosmos series was aimed at people who are on the level of first graders when it comes to scientific literacy (no offence, first graders Laughing ).

Wish these retards would come up with something new already. It's getting boring, refuting the same idiotic arguments for the trillionth time.
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 01:10    Post subject:
Good lord Facepalm
And 15 Ph.D* "scientists" are desperately trying to back up this idiocy..

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 01:11    Post subject:
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And that's for every video related to that pos... I wonder why!

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 02:15    Post subject:
I think they´re trying to implement the monarchy in america, to that end they need to make the ppl belive that there actually is a god, and that a person can actually have the divine right of kings by the grace of god.
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 06:30    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JETykU7YnE4

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Can you disprove any of this? Make your own documentary Rolling Eyes


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He doesn't have to as there have been many documentaries explaining the evolution and other scientific principles.


I do wonder where these guys got their PhD's from.


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 08:07    Post subject:
oh god! lol!!! Awesome


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 10:35    Post subject:
Funny, I dealt with this the other day using Douglas Adams masterful use of humour to completely destroy any notions of creationism and intelligent design....

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Oolon Colluphid used the Babel fish as the main theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God. More specifically, Colluphid uses the Babel fish as an argument for intelligent design (or - and there are some subtle differences here) in a version of the so-called teleological argument for God's existence. But Colluphid then goes further - using the existence of the Babel fish to try to prove that God does not exist.

The whole argument runs, roughly, as follows.

God refuses to prove that (S)He exists because proof denies faith and without faith God is nothing.

Man then counters that the Babel fish is a dead giveaway because it could not have evolved by chance. So the fish proves that God exists - but hence also, by God's own reasoning (see 1) that God does not exist.

God says that (S)He hadn't thought of that (hadn't thought of 2) and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.


(replace the babelfish with any "evidence" the creationists/intelligent design-dimwits put forth)

About god creating the Earth for Man:

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. . . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.


In his own words:



Although, here's the biggest weapon against agnosticism and atheism:













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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 10:41    Post subject:
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 11:56    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
Funny, I dealt with this the other day using Douglas Adams masterful use of humour to completely destroy any notions of creationism and intelligent design....

Quote:
Oolon Colluphid used the Babel fish as the main theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God. More specifically, Colluphid uses the Babel fish as an argument for intelligent design (or - and there are some subtle differences here) in a version of the so-called teleological argument for God's existence. But Colluphid then goes further - using the existence of the Babel fish to try to prove that God does not exist.

The whole argument runs, roughly, as follows.

God refuses to prove that (S)He exists because proof denies faith and without faith God is nothing.

Man then counters that the Babel fish is a dead giveaway because it could not have evolved by chance. So the fish proves that God exists - but hence also, by God's own reasoning (see 1) that God does not exist.

God says that (S)He hadn't thought of that (hadn't thought of 2) and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.


(replace the babelfish with any "evidence" the creationists/intelligent design-dimwits put forth)

About god creating the Earth for Man:

Quote:
. . . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.


In his own words:



Although, here's the biggest weapon against agnosticism and atheism:













We all know that Slartibartfast made the fjords atleast..

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 12:17    Post subject:
Frant wrote:

Oh "god"... Every time I hear a dumbass like that, I feel like I am getting a brain aneurism...
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 12:33    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Frant wrote:

Oh "god"... Every time I hear a dumbass like that, I feel like I am getting a brain aneurism...


Unless you havent already done so, watch all episodes with Matt Dillahunt. Bloody brilliant guy!


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 13:01    Post subject:
I know the channel. Used to subscribe. Everytime I listen, I just get angry with these retards. So I unsubscribed eventually.
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 13:03    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
I know the channel. Used to subscribe. Everytime I listen, I just get angry with these retards. So I unsubscribed eventually.


You mean the ones calling right?


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 13:06    Post subject:
Why only watch snippets? Just subscribe to their podcast feed and get the audio version soon after every new episode airs in Austin. Smile

I still listen every week, since no matter how mad i am at myself for half assng my education, they show me that i could be a whole lot stupider. Very Happy

Also a good show is the 'Thinking Atheist'. The host Seth Andrews already made an appearance on the hump in one of his speech/presentation videos he did at some convention. That guy is a natural showman and his enthusiasm is just a joy to listen to. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 13:30    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
I know the channel. Used to subscribe. Everytime I listen, I just get angry with these retards. So I unsubscribed eventually.


You mean the ones calling right?

No I mean about the bald derp guy speaking nonsense against god and jizz us christ. lol wut
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 13:45    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Ankh wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
I know the channel. Used to subscribe. Everytime I listen, I just get angry with these retards. So I unsubscribed eventually.


You mean the ones calling right?

No I mean about the bald derp guy speaking nonsense against god and jizz us christ. lol wut


haha!


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 17:14    Post subject:
evolution is either fake or nuke, I cannot remember now it was so long ago


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 17:59    Post subject:
evolution was true until god happened.
after god´s happening evolution just had to leave.
it was pretty sad and all, but thats the way it is i guess.

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 18:38    Post subject:
Maybe evolution is just living things evolving into god. And this god then creates a new universe based on the history he remembered from his childhood, in which there is no evolution but everyone believes in it nonetheless, because really, there is a part of evolution in everything still.


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 18:54    Post subject:
but in that case god is part of evolution.
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 20:15    Post subject:
lol, evolution is fake. I don't remember being a monkey!


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 20:35    Post subject:
i tried to climb a tree and failed!

nice try, evolution Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 20:51    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
i tried to climb a tree and failed!

nice try, evolution Rolling Eyes

Still a better love story than creationism. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 21:07    Post subject:
See but what The Zeel says perfectly captures the problem here. For y'all who embrace Darwin's theories about 'Evolution', can you give me observable evidence that evolution is true? And please don't come up with the usual "yeah but one million of years ago this happened and we evolved, lol", I want it to be observable now. Because otherwise it's just blind faith in the experts and so called scientists. Just one piece of observable evidence, and then your points will be proven.
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1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jun 2014 21:31    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
See but what The Zeel says perfectly captures the problem here. For y'all who embrace Darwin's theories about 'Evolution', can you give me observable evidence that evolution is true? And please don't come up with the usual "yeah but one million of years ago this happened and we evolved, lol", I want it to be observable now. Because otherwise it's just blind faith in the experts and so called scientists. Just one piece of observable evidence, and then your points will be proven.
You should become a Poe. Very Happy

Just for the hell of it, I did a quick search. "Observable examples of evolution". First result:

http://listverse.com/2011/11/19/8-examples-of-evolution-in-action

Kinda speaks volumes. They have the biggest well of knowledge in human history at their fingertips, and they are simply unwilling to type in a few words and read a little, because it would challenge their fairytale book written by bronze age primitives in the desert. Razz
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