Rock Simulator 2014
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 04:18    Post subject: Rock Simulator 2014
Yup, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, here we have...

Rock Simulator 2014



For a long time, there has been one game missing from the market, a genuine rock simulator. I am here for you today to introduce you to Rock Simulator 2014. This simulator is a rock enthusiasts dream. You can watch beautiful rocks in any location in the world. From grass plains to salt flats, there are dozens of hand designed BEAUTIFUL environments.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=274135797

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Interinactive
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 04:27    Post subject:
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noflip




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 06:42    Post subject:
someone trying to cash in on the Pet Rock idea again?
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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 07:01    Post subject:
Not what I was hoping for... I wanted



Another golden opportunity wasted Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 15:17    Post subject:








lol wut
lol wut

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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 16:17    Post subject:
Aww Yeah


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 16:31    Post subject:
Best game evur
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xDBS




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 16:44    Post subject:
I bet idiots will actually buy this too.


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noflip




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 16:49    Post subject:
of course they will
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harry_theone




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 17:08    Post subject:
You mean... Indie Gamers? Cool Face
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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 17:10    Post subject:
I hope this will rock!
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 17:48    Post subject:
If pewdiederp does a "funny" video of it, at least 10000 people will buy it.
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Il_Padrino




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 18:20    Post subject:
Seems like the same rock in the screenshots, doesn't seem to have an erosion engine or anything.
Skip.


There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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pillermann




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 20:09    Post subject:
But can you smell what the rock is cooking?!
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 21:06    Post subject:
Another great PC exclusive game Laughing
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 21:29    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
If pewdiederp does a "funny" video of it, at least 10000 people will buy it.


Maybe not. It's not scary enough for him, nothing to squeal about here, unless the rocks have a zombie mode Smile
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 21:31    Post subject:
scaramonga wrote:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
If pewdiederp does a "funny" video of it, at least 10000 people will buy it.


Maybe not. It's not scary enough for him, nothing to squeal about here, unless the rocks have a zombie mode Smile


He'd prolly derp an hour about the stone looking like some poop he dropped before and the Hurrdurrs will laugh their arses off! Crying or Very sad Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 21:33    Post subject:
ROTY
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 22:11    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Another great PC exclusive game Laughing

Pfft..you're just jealous!

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rgb#000
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 22:17    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Still better than turd simulator

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98784&start=0

you win Laughing
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Breakneck




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 22:21    Post subject:
Il_Padrino wrote:
Seems like the same rock in the screenshots


Additional rocks will be available as DLC Very Happy
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 22:46    Post subject:
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 23:13    Post subject:
rock solid gameplay


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Waargh




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 23:17    Post subject:


Your hippie parents will enjoy it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock


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Claptonvaughn




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 23:43    Post subject:
Someone hurry up and make Death: Atheist Edtion simulator.

Black screen. No sound. Nothing. #1 seller on Steam.
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Breakneck




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 23:46    Post subject:
Creativity with rocks... Wink
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djaoni




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 23:50    Post subject:
This game is hard.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2014 04:44    Post subject:
Claptonvaughn wrote:
Someone hurry up and make Death: Atheist Edtion simulator.

Black screen. No sound. Nothing. #1 seller on Steam.


you're overcomplicating it.


just don't make a game. just a page that takes your money.


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