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twobells
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 Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 11:30 Post subject: Bad vibrations |
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Dear Auntie NForce:
I have a problem
The Czech girl upstairs insists on using her bed frame as the base for her vibrating dildo, the trouble is that the vibrations run through the bed frame, through the floor to my walls and so on.
Basically it wakes me out of a very deep sleep, AND she's a screamer.
What can I do?
I mean would it have been any trouble to go into another room or bathroom?
Don't get me wrong I am the first to protect privacy and the right of someone to do as they please legally but this is just too much night after night.
Yours with bagged eyes.
tb
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 11:34 Post subject: |
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knock on her door and offer your services, tell her she'll save on the cost of batteries...
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twobells
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 11:41 Post subject: |
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| KaiKo wrote: | | knock on her door and offer your services, tell her she'll save on the cost of batteries... |
I normally would do, while she has a great body her face is all squashy.
tb
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 12:38 Post subject: |
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Put a sack on her head... put a flag in her hand... and start fucking for your fatherland 
Empty again 
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 13:35 Post subject: |
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ask her what the vibrating noise is. Mybe shes doing some DIY?
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 13:36 Post subject: |
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Buy an artificial pussy and fuck her brains out on your ceiling, right back at ya'!
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 13:39 Post subject: |
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HubU
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 22:28 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 00:45 Post subject: |
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the guy living above me keeps his mobile on the ground 24/7. it took me me 1 year to realize where this humming comes from.
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 01:57 Post subject: |
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When you leave your house leave some pr0n playing and turn the speakers UP !
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 20:23 Post subject: |
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Well you can ignore it for one thing. Earplugs FTW!!!
Some members are saying you should get into the action, but I think she has enough action on her own. Sounds like the girl is on a bit of a mission for her own self gratification.
I would leave it alone and use the earplugs.
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Jun 2009 02:46 Post subject: |
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But he said (apart from the fact that she's a screamer) that it's the vibrations that continue through the walls and earplugs might not help there
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Jun 2009 03:14 Post subject: |
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honesty... when she does it... and you can tell when she's about to cum... grab a broom stick and bang the cieiling
scared orgasms are awsum
do it again and again and then if she don't stop go up there when she's all sweaty and drippin' and be like... hi!
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Jun 2009 05:46 Post subject: |
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just knock on her door and politely ask her if she wouldnt be so kind as to keep her masturbation down. Atleast during the night. As it is disturbing your sleep.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Jun 2009 07:56 Post subject: |
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or go in there and fix her cable
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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twobells
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Jun 2009 08:14 Post subject: |
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Update: I DID bang on the ceiling and tell her to stop playing with her dildo at all hours and the next day she knocked on my door and gave me a mouthful about her privacy.
I said "wtf about MY privacy with you playing with your dildo at all hours, what's wrong with you, are you like a crazy person?"
[Exit right as the czech girl stormed off]
I expect all her dildo-bearing girlfriends to come around now and never give me any peace, they'll be at it 24/7.
Dunno how much more I can take.
tb
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Jun 2009 12:01 Post subject: |
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Hahaha I'm sure that there is more than one person on this board who'd like to be in your place 
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Jun 2009 12:33 Post subject: |
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How do you defend from a men with two dildos?
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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