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Newty182




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 01:02    Post subject:
I really don't want to hear any BS excuses tomorow. You must talk to her and at least let her know that you are interested in her, make sure she knows you want to be more than just friends or thats where you will end up.


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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 01:21    Post subject:
ridiculous, that last post was ridiculous, you need to grow up. being over-excited means you are more likely to screw it up, relax, you're miffed you dont have a conversation topic anymore, LOFL, are you not capable of human interaction without a plan of action written up, corrected, rewritten, sent out, sent back, signed in triplicate by the members of nfohump and then safety pinned to your face so you dont forget it?
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bushwacka




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Location: Vienna
PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 02:08    Post subject:
10 bucks the coffee gives him the runs while he's walking up to her, then he overanalyses the situation again on the crapper and is scared shitless (oh, the wordplay!) to exchange a single word with her the whole day Laughing
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WankStaiNuK




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Location: England, UK
PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 11:03    Post subject:
waiste of time even replying now me thinks. its like time hasnt got a brain, and is scared of women, maybe hes a botty basher??


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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 11:13    Post subject:
marmite miner!
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 13:10    Post subject:
Saussage jockey,
uphill gardener,
shirt lifter,

or hes in the navy and likes a bit of porthole duff, and navy cake.
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 20:56    Post subject:
wtf



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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 21:13    Post subject:
god... you're so useless!
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WankStaiNuK




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Location: England, UK
PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 21:39    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
10 bucks the coffee gives him the runs while he's walking up to her, then he overanalyses the situation again on the crapper and is scared shitless (oh, the wordplay!) to exchange a single word with her the whole day Laughing


Today was the absolute worst day so far. First of all I arrived to lab class at around 8:42am and nicky was already there sitting down. Erica was also there. So I go there and sit down, I dont even even fucking say hi to nicky or anything. So then erica is like "hey how was your weekend" and im like "it was lame I just studied" and then she was telling me about her weekend and how she went to a wedding or whatever. Anyways so while were having this conversation, nicky is just sitting there all quiet and stuff. And then after the whole conversation I turn to nicky and im like "hey nicky" and shes like hey.

THATS ALL I SAID TO HER!

So then today we worked with another group so instead of 3 of us it was 5 of us. And she sat all the way in the corner all by herself. But she wasn't silent or anything. She was like really into the work and calculations that we were doing. And basically it was like the 4 of us (not nicky) just joking around and talking and stuff while we were working on the lab while nicky was all serious and stuff & sitting there all quietly doing the calculations and stuff. She was also texting a little bit. She texts like a freak. Ive never seen anybody text more than her. Anyways after lab finished, she didn't even say bye to anybody. She just left so I was like whatever.

Lecture today was the worst part. So I get to the lecture hall and I sit in Erica's row offcourse nicky isnt there yet. There was an empty seat to my right and as soon as nicky came into the lecture hall, I asked her if I could take a look at her lab sheet because I dont do any work in lab class. Im pretty useless in lab. So shes like yea sure I can copy her lab sheet. And then I was like "Do you wanna here? next to us" I had to say 'us' to make it less obvious. BUT she was like "no its ok Im gonna sit up front" and she ended up sitting 2 rows ahead. WHAT THE HECK this is how today's seating was:


So I asked her to sit next to me me, and she said no. I knew I shouldve never asked her to sit next to me. At the end of lecture I gave back her sheet and I really need to copy some data table that we did and I asked her to bring that tommorow so I can copy it and she was like "yes offcourse." But it didn't seem like she was thinking omg this douchebag keeps wanting to copy my work wtf. She seems incredibly friendly when I ask her for her work.

And since she was sitting far as hell today, offcourse I didn't say a word to her in lecture. I Hdont like her anymore its over Mad


im sorry, but ur fucking useless, you dont listen to any cunt, give up u tit, go gay, best way for yoyu, or grow the fuck up
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 22:14    Post subject:
You're breaking up with her? Well it was a good run while it lasted Laughing
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_zet




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 22:26    Post subject:
lol, i bet you any and i mean ANY MONEY that he'll be back on it...lets say er in a few days? I know this guy is trolling but I have to admit I am enjoying his story so far Wink
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 22:26    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:

im sorry, but ur fucking useless, you dont listen to any cunt, give up u tit, go gay

Well, then he'd have to pick up guys, do you honestly think he'd do any better on that? O.o

@timechange:
fuck the fact that she didn't wanna sit next to you (she might have a bazillion reasons for that) ask her out god damn it! If she says ney on that you know what you're up to but until then grow... some... balls! Evil or Very Mad
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Rage




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 22:43    Post subject:
What a fucking tool. I'm gonna go laugh myself to sleep now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

edit: actually, nvm that, this bitches blood isn't worth having on my hands. Besides that hes too chickenshit to do anything anyway.


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 23:03    Post subject:
He'll do it eventually, give him a chance.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2009 23:08    Post subject:
She has a boyfriend.


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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 00:35    Post subject:
wtf



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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:03    Post subject:
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Karmeck




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:05    Post subject:
Girls don't want to start rumors by sitting alone next to you. And why don't you hit on Erica ???


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b0se
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:14    Post subject:
Just link Nicole to this thread, she'll love you after that


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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:23    Post subject:
wtf



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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:25    Post subject:
Karmeck wrote:
Girls don't want to start rumors by sitting alone next to you.

who the hell would want to date girls who are botheread by something like that?


timechange, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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And since she was sitting far as hell today, offcourse I didn't say a word to her in lecture. I Hdont like her anymore its over Mad

translation: "oh noes she's sitting 2 rows away from me, now she will never like me and i hate the bitch for that. but PHEEEEEW, at least now i don't have to talk to her cuz she doesn't like may anyway."

like that means anything. my own girlfriend sat quite a distance away from me when i was in high school cause i was a little chatty chatty bitch and distracting her.

where do you expect this to go if you're not even trying?
when you give that lab sheet back to her, invite her to some coffee (or anything casual) cause you want to thank her for borrowing stuff. that avoids showing any interest in her (which you are obviously so fucking afraid of) and you still get some alone time and the possibility to strike up a conversation.
if you can't do even something like that, then sorry - it's quite safe to say you're a lost case.

and if she says no to that - well, do as you please and continue to waste your time with your little psychological self defense games.
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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:42    Post subject:
this is too good Laughing

timechange, go all-in. Hopefully you'll get rejected and learn something from this.
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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 01:47    Post subject:
Why in gods name is this thread still going?

The first reply in the thread got it right, close this shit.
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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 02:57    Post subject:
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 03:15    Post subject:
Will this reach 30 pages?


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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 05:34    Post subject:
wtf



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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 08:39    Post subject:
It's a start, certainly the best plan you've come up with in this entire thread. Very Happy


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_zet




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 11:47    Post subject:
heres how it'll go down:

- hes late
- shes late
- she sits somewhere else
- he arrives late and someone is sitting next to her
- she takes the earlier class
- she sits next to him but starts blowing the guy next to her

The end \o/
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bushwacka




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Location: Vienna
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 14:12    Post subject:
_zet wrote:
heres how it'll go down:

- hes late
- shes late
- she sits somewhere else
- he arrives late and someone is sitting next to her
- she takes the earlier class
- she sits next to him but starts blowing the guy next to her
- she tells him how the other guy's semen tasted

The end \o/

fix'd Laughing
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WankStaiNuK




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Location: England, UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 14:42    Post subject:
ur acting like a 5 year old, i think ur hilarious!! i cant believe any1 so stupid, its scary!!
just ask the bitch out, you are making a total cunt out yourself, does that not bother u? atleast we are all getting some funny shit to read. stop acting a cunt, and get on with it


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