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WankStaiNuK




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Location: England, UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 14:43    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:

im sorry, but ur fucking useless, you dont listen to any cunt, give up u tit, go gay

Well, then he'd have to pick up guys, do you honestly think he'd do any better on that? O.o:


ive no idea m8, lmfao
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 16:02    Post subject:
_zet wrote:
heres how it'll go down:

- hes late
- shes late
- she sits somewhere else
- he arrives late and someone is sitting next to her
- she takes the earlier class
- she sits next to him but starts blowing the guy next to her

The end \o/


Laughing Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad reminds me of a psycho emo artsy girl i dated after she got drunk Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing not that cool tho but it's lol now Laughing Laughing


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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kalato




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Location: Finland and UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 16:51    Post subject:
She still hasnt spat on your face yet?


I like bum.
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 21:35    Post subject:
wtf



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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 21:51    Post subject:
that's awesome news, your really making progress here. soon she will love you too - not kidding.
this is great for you!
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GeordieRacer




Posts: 4008
Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 21:52    Post subject:
are you really for real?

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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 21:54    Post subject:
look at the facts geordieracer. she forgot her datachart. any 5year old can tell you that forgetting data charts is a clear sign of no present boyfriend... don't tell me you didn't know that!
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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 22:00    Post subject:
EZTOF wrote:
look at the facts geordieracer. she forgot her datachart. any 5year old can tell you that forgetting data charts is a clear sign of no present boyfriend... don't tell me you didn't know that!


I cant believe I forgot that. How could I be so stupid!

By the way timechange, is she fat?
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Newty182




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Location: UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 22:06    Post subject:
She doesn't seem to be giving off vibes like she really cares, does she? I was typing something out about how i think you haven't got much of a chance if you keep on going like this.. but what the hell, you never know, and it wouldn't be right of me to say something that could crush your dreams. Deleted that anyway. You need to gain a bit of confidence and man up a bit, girls really love confidence.


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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 22:40    Post subject:
wtf



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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2009 22:45    Post subject:
Say hello to her and just let the convo flow, ask her what she did last night.
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dezztroy




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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 02:43    Post subject:
Tell her you jacked off while thinking about her. Then see what she says.
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 02:50    Post subject:
dezztroy wrote:
Tell her you jacked off while thinking about her. Then see what she says.

Yeah, be honest.
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 03:39    Post subject:
wtf



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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 04:32    Post subject:
best way to start a conversation is actually speaking.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 10:20    Post subject:
Why are you using the letter "S" to denote your self as Timechange01 in the graph?

E = Erica

N = Nicole

T = Timechange

--------------------

S= timechange01 (the bird) thats thrown us a little clue?

Very Happy
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kazemaky




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Location: Estonia
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 10:39    Post subject:
S stands for sodomizer?


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Karmeck




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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 10:52    Post subject:
Think the S is for his real name.


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madmax17




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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 12:21    Post subject:
Probably for 'sailor on a submarine' Laughing
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WankStaiNuK




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Location: England, UK
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 12:50    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I just went out and bought graphing paper. Im making her the best graph ever lol this is like the only nice thing Ive done for her so far. And I really really hate graphing. This better be a conversation starter or I give up tomorrow.


exciting stuff, im jerking off ever since ive read that ur going to make her a graph, highlight of my week u freak!
i hope u know u are making a TOTAL CUNT out of urself, but if ur ok with that, then carry on Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 17:16    Post subject:
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kazemaky




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Location: Estonia
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 17:18    Post subject:
puke-o-rama


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 17:21    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
FUCK THIS its officially over! First of all she had a copy of the data so she did her graph at home and so it didn't matter that I did the stupid graph. She was like "thank you' or whatever. And I barely spoke to her because I fucking suck. Lab was a piece of shit as well. Not only that but I think shes not even coming to lab on monday and wednesday lab is canceled because she handed all her crap in today.

I did ask her to attend my recitation class tomorrow and he said maybe shel go. So MAYBE Il see her again since she sits far as hell in lecture class. WTF so thats it its basically over since I wont get another chance to talk to her ever again. FUKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna puke

un less i can get her to sit near us today in lecture SOMEHOW and talk to her but thats gonna take a fucking miracle


You had better step up then and speak to her. Last chance.


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 17:24    Post subject:
9 pages, this is ridiculous...

and why do you guys even bother giving him advice?
a) he's fake
b) he doesn't listen
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Rage




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 18:02    Post subject:
 Spoiler:
 


Better get used to it, cause that's all you're going to hear for the rest of your life. I'm also sharing all this crap with mostly everyone i know. Same reaction every time.


Clown Fiesta
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 18:41    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
FUCK THIS its officially over! First of all she had a copy of the data so she did her graph at home and so it didn't matter that I did the stupid graph. She was like "thank you' or whatever. And I barely spoke to her because I fucking suck. Lab was a piece of shit as well. Not only that but I think shes not even coming to lab on monday and wednesday lab is canceled because she handed all her crap in today.

I did ask her to attend my recitation class tomorrow and he said maybe shel go. So MAYBE Il see her again since she sits far as hell in lecture class. WTF so thats it its basically over since I wont get another chance to talk to her ever again. FUKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna puke

un less i can get her to sit near us today in lecture SOMEHOW and talk to her but thats gonna take a fucking miracle


seriously, you dont deserve anything different, ur fucking pathetic, and im not gonna even reply to any of your shit anymorem, i wouldnt piss on u if u were on fire, your just fucking annoying me!!!! you call urself a man? ur not a man, your a sad fuck, get a grip, ive never heard so much bullshit my whole entire life, and thats been a while. u have blatently ignored everyones advice, so dont bother posting ur sad bollox stories about how u cant even talk to a girl, ur pathetic. yea im being harsh, but when u find out ur friend has just killed himself, and i hear your moaning about being gay, u can seriously get to fuck
over n out
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 20:41    Post subject:
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bushwacka




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Location: Vienna
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 20:47    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
After she went to the bathroom I asked erica how the heck did she get nicky to sit in front of us and she was like "i just told her to sit here."

OMFG!! who would've thought! Laughing

Quote:
Maybe I should just have erica do all the dirty work lol

why not, as long as she videotapes it
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madmax17




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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 21:18    Post subject:
Hell yeah, send a women to do a man's (your) job Laughing
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2009 21:38    Post subject:
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