Porcine Flu!?
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:11    Post subject: Porcine Flu!?
The whole country will have it within two months. They say it'll be at 100,000 new cases a day within a month, the whole population will have it soon after. It's just like normal flu except you can't have a prior immunity to it. The only people to really worry about are children under 10 and the elderly over 70.

Only the strongest will survive. Crying or Very sad


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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:13    Post subject:
We're all gonna die
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:15    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
We're all gonna die


Nah, a lot of people will, but you'll be fine. It's just a shame almost all those with AIDS will. No amount of antivirals will stop it. Only a full blown remission will, and that almost never happens with AIDS.

It's one solution to the AIDS epidemic, since most of the people with it are those who can't learn to restrain their lust.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:21    Post subject:
man, im kinda scared to go to Poland,
I read a article yesterday a young girl that was going to vacation from US to Poland, and she got a swine flu!!!!!

And I AM GOING TO POLAND ON JULY 29th....fuck...


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:21    Post subject:
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It's one solution to the AIDS epidemic, since most of the people with it are those who can't learn to restrain their lust.
Maybe for England, but I doubt you could say the same thing for other countries such as South Africa.


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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:22    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
We're all gonna die


Nah, a lot of people will, but you'll be fine. It's just a shame almost all those with AIDS will. No amount of antivirals will stop it. Only a full blown remission will, and that almost never happens with AIDS.

It's one solution to the AIDS epidemic, since most of the people with it are those who can't learn to restrain their lust.


Or are stupid enough to listen to the pope.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:25    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
We're all gonna die


Nah, a lot of people will, but you'll be fine. It's just a shame almost all those with AIDS will. No amount of antivirals will stop it. Only a full blown remission will, and that almost never happens with AIDS.

It's one solution to the AIDS epidemic, since most of the people with it are those who can't learn to restrain their lust.


Or are stupid enough to listen to the pope.


Well they're the people that need to die. If they really believe there is an afterlife, what have they got to fear? Laughing


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:33    Post subject:
I was talking more about the fact that the people in Africa are the ones most likely to listen to him and not wear a condom.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:37    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
I was talking more about the fact that the people in Africa are the ones most likely to listen to him and not wear a condom.


True, but it applies to a lesser degree to those in western countries. Smile


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manu_xl




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 23:59    Post subject:
im scared in the underground each day
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 00:23    Post subject:
Don't be scared, you'll be fine. I actually think me and my mum have already had it. You'll feel terrible for a week, then after you recover you'll feel great!

If you want to be part of the new society that'll emerge after this transition you will be fine.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 00:24    Post subject:
I actually have the swine flu, and I'm not joking either. I'm already feeling much better. Felt crap for a day or three and I'm still staying at home because I live in an area with lots of elderly people, and I'd hate to be responsible for one of them being ill or even dying. Doctor says I could be out and about safely in a few weeks again. Try to stay locked in my room as much as possible, and my parents got preventive treatment too. They so far haven't caught it. I think I'm one of currently about 350 people in the Netherlands that have/had it.
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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 00:27    Post subject:
The media did a good job of freaking some of you people out. Very Happy
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Ispep
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 00:29    Post subject:
Oh great. Now I'm fucking paranoid me and family are going to die. Thanks.

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Praetori




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 00:48    Post subject:
If I am no longer active here in a week you can safely assume I'm dead and I'm slowly taking you all with me.
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Anticasper




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 00:54    Post subject:
Looks like you can write off the fatties as well.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601124&sid=aM.7Dg3Z_msI


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 01:09    Post subject:
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 01:10    Post subject:
SilverBlue wrote:
The media did a good job of freaking some of you people out. Very Happy


I'm not scared at all, this will actually be a healthy transition for society. More and more people will start getting ill over the next month. It's quite an elegant solution actually, far better then a solar flare scouring the earth.

It's simple biological statistics, if you have any understanding of scale you will see this is inevitable. The influenza virus is one of the most communicable diseases on the planet, it is also capable of incredible mutative variation. There is nothing that can be done except to take megadoses of vitamin C, 1000mg's a day will suffice, but that won't help if you have no immune system to start with.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 01:12    Post subject:
Anticasper wrote:
Looks like you can write off the fatties as well.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601124&sid=aM.7Dg3Z_msI


As I said, a beautiful solution by nature to the problem of the total lack of natural selection in modern society. Crying or Very sad


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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b0se
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 01:21    Post subject:
Oh c'mon man be serious, it is disturbing to know but wth its not that bad isnt it ? I mean there are some meds that can ameliorate the spread in to the body


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 01:43    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
Oh c'mon man be serious, it is disturbing to know but wth its not that bad isnt it ? I mean there are some meds that can ameliorate the spread in to the body


Is there any treatment for influenza but to grit your teeth and bare it? There is nothing, there never has been and while there may be in the future we're talking decades here, which is years too late.

I know how this sounds, but it's the truth, it is simple biological fact. We are presented with the truth of Influenza's utter disregard for modern treatments every day. Crying or Very sad


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:06    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:

It's just a shame almost all those with AIDS will.


Good riddance, the less contaminant carriers around of that filth the better.
at least I'll fuck without losing boner due to thinking if I'm gonna get aids or not.
go Swine flu go go
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:08    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:

It's just a shame almost all those with AIDS will.


Good riddance, the less contaminant carriers around of that filth the better.
at least I'll fuck without losing boner due to thinking if I'm gonna get aids or not.
go Swine flu go go


I just think it's sad because they're not bad people, but they have to go. Sad


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:09    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SilverBlue wrote:
The media did a good job of freaking some of you people out. Very Happy


I'm not scared at all, this will actually be a healthy transition for society. More and more people will start getting ill over the next month. It's quite an elegant solution actually, far better then a solar flare scouring the earth.

It's simple biological statistics, if you have any understanding of scale you will see this is inevitable. The influenza virus is one of the most communicable diseases on the planet, it is also capable of incredible mutative variation. There is nothing that can be done except to take megadoses of vitamin C, 1000mg's a day will suffice, but that won't help if you have no immune system to start with.


I wasnt refering to you mate. Smile
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:10    Post subject:
SilverBlue wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
SilverBlue wrote:
The media did a good job of freaking some of you people out. Very Happy


I'm not scared at all, this will actually be a healthy transition for society. More and more people will start getting ill over the next month. It's quite an elegant solution actually, far better then a solar flare scouring the earth.

It's simple biological statistics, if you have any understanding of scale you will see this is inevitable. The influenza virus is one of the most communicable diseases on the planet, it is also capable of incredible mutative variation. There is nothing that can be done except to take megadoses of vitamin C, 1000mg's a day will suffice, but that won't help if you have no immune system to start with.


I wasnt refering to you mate. Smile


Yeah, you'll be fine anyway. Just by virtue of the fact you're all using the internet, it means you're at least receptive to change. This is the single most important thing to survive this transition.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:20    Post subject:
I'll throw you all a lifeline, get some sort of Reishi Mushroom supplement and it will help galvanise your immune system.

It's cheap and available everywhere, don't think about it, just buy some and take the recommended dosage for the next two months. If you follow any of my advice make it this. Smile

I take it, it's lovely stuff!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Anticasper




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:54    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I'll throw you all a lifeline, get some sort of Reishi Mushroom supplement and it will help galvanise your immune system.

It's cheap and available everywhere, don't think about it, just buy some and take the recommended dosage for the next two months. If you follow any of my advice make it this. Smile

I take it, it's lovely stuff!


For some reason it seems to be hard to find and expensive here in the Netherlands, I have seen a few vague online shops that sell bottles between 60 to 100 capsules for around 30 to 40 euro's and no mention how many capsules you would need.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 02:55    Post subject:
Anticasper wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
I'll throw you all a lifeline, get some sort of Reishi Mushroom supplement and it will help galvanise your immune system.

It's cheap and available everywhere, don't think about it, just buy some and take the recommended dosage for the next two months. If you follow any of my advice make it this. Smile

I take it, it's lovely stuff!


For some reason it seems to be hard to find and expensive here in the Netherlands, I have seen a few vague online shops that sell bottles between 60 to 100 capsules for around 30 to 40 euro's and no mention how many capsules you would need.


ebay, it's cheap as dirt.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Swanson-Reishi-Mushroom-180-caps-600mg-immune-system_W0QQitemZ140293188159QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_Beauty_Vitamins_Supplements?hash=item20aa202a3f&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A1688|293%3A1|294%3A50


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Anticasper




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 03:00    Post subject:
Thanks.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 03:03    Post subject:
Anticasper wrote:
Thanks.


No problem, I originally wasn't going to mention this, I think everybody needs to find their own way to deal with this.

But when I saw some of you were actually scared by this revelation, rather then empowered by it, I thought I would reveal something that actually gave me more confidence in my bodies ability to defend itself. It actually cured my hayfever. Very Happy


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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