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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 04:30    Post subject:
joluboga wrote:

Damn right I did, and let me tell you something, this was by far the worst way to spend $69 bucks. It had some fuckass graphics though.


there, i fixed it Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 08:33    Post subject:
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joluboga wrote:
This game was a piece of shit, it was shorter than a cat's dick and the plot was retarded: You're a DEA agent who goes undercover deep into Satan's Alley (a criminal organization full of queers), you have to get your ass fucked all the way to the top in order to be "made".

They really fucked up this time, someome is gonna get raped in the ass over this... and I think that he's gonna like it.


u actually played it? Laughing or are you joking?


Damn right I did, and let me tell you something, this was by far the worst way to spend $69 bucks. It had some kickass graphics though.


are you gay dude? not insulting you or anything just curious....cause i dont know any straight man who'd a) play the game for free b) play the game and buy it


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 12:47    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
joluboga wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


u actually played it? Laughing or are you joking?


Damn right I did, and let me tell you something, this was by far the worst way to spend $69 bucks. It had some kickass graphics though.


are you gay dude? not insulting you or anything just curious....cause i dont know any straight man who'd a) play the game for free b) play the game and buy it


*raises hand* downloaded it, played it, laughed my ass off, uninstalled it.


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 13:10    Post subject:
I think it's appropriate to put a facepalm here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 13:17    Post subject:
I think it's appropiate this thread just die. It was fucking epic back then till those new retards ruined it with their HAHA I MADE A POST IN THIS THREAD HAHA...now it's being revived...again


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 16:48    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
joluboga wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


u actually played it? Laughing or are you joking?


Damn right I did, and let me tell you something, this was by far the worst way to spend $69 bucks. It had some kickass graphics though.


are you gay dude? not insulting you or anything just curious....cause i dont know any straight man who'd a) play the game for free b) play the game and buy it



ROFL!! I'm just screwing with you (in a good sense, of course), I was just making a satire of some of the most common posts made in every single game thread!! You have to admit that it was funny though. Satan's Alley is a joke from Tropic Thunder xD

<------ Satan's Alley Trailer featuring Robert Downey Jr and Tobey Maguire Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 19:36    Post subject:
@jo

oh ok man Smile

@spykez

Your a freak! Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Oct 2008 23:59    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:

@spykez

Your a freak! Wink


oh you have no idea.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 00:58    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 03:39    Post subject:
inatan you pirate you
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 18:03    Post subject:
You all fucked him in teh butt!



This thread was quite funny until page 6 or so, especially Chiv was.


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 20:05    Post subject:
ya, it started getting stale when the new users came in trying to jump on the joke bandwagon and completely ruined it. It WAS in the game section but the new guys derailed it.


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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 23:03    Post subject:
Do you think it's gay if i play this?
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Nov 2009 11:44    Post subject:
tombata wrote:
Do you think it's gay if i play this?
only if you masterbate while playing it
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Nov 2009 16:50    Post subject:
I'd be more worried about getting a hardon, I dunno what I would think about myself.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 00:01    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
tombata wrote:
Do you think it's gay if i play this?
only if you masterbate while playing it

Well than i'm ok. I think it's kinda amusing. Especially in the fetish section Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Nov 2009 02:09    Post subject:
You're safe..

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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Feb 2010 21:34    Post subject:
Up, BoneTown-PL09YiSO was released (Following various P2P release no doubt.), this thread should suffice as it's the same sort of genre, useless void after all so it's not that important what's posted and the discussion in this thread was pretty funny. Laughing
(I actually tested this companys other main game once to be a bit on topic, was horrible and very badly animated, I'll keep to those Japanese titles for now, more story and diversity, haha.)

(Perhaps I'm just a bit bored and tired, might have fit better in the worst porn thread maybe but I kinda scared everyone away from it with that vacuum "thing".)

EDIT: Ended up being more useless it seems, (Kinda fits this section better though, hah.) did a search on Piratebay and it seems to be a very old build.
(Also seems the game uses a strong SecuROM protection which is pretty funny, customer support and such from SecuROM especially I guess.)
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 00:54    Post subject:
Damn, I thought there was a new expansion out ....

Shit, why did you bump it ?
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 01:11    Post subject:
Well with Windows 8 out and new DirectX, I hear they will be releasing new version, 3d MetroVilla where metrosexuals bump uglies. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 01:58    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Well with Windows 8 out and new DirectX, I hear they will be releasing new version, 3d MetroVilla where metrosexuals bump uglies. Laughing
ROFLMAO


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 10:29    Post subject:
This looks amazing! Never knew there were so many sex positions.


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 13:00    Post subject:
Wow, I went to the website.

Not going to lie; Them homo's have some cool looking sexual positions.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 13:50    Post subject:
What a shitty console port; where's all the HD textures. Mad
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 13:52    Post subject:
Any mods.. ? Any cheats for moneh , sexeh clothes , unlimited cum.. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 15:23    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
Any mods.. ? Any cheats for moneh , sexeh clothes , unlimited cum.. Laughing

No worries, they'll be uploaded in the VIP ftp as soon as lazy RELEODED is done with the repacking. He forgot to include the Midget Happy Party DLC
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