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 Posted: Sat, 5th Feb 2005 21:02 Post subject: Movies base on games...all directing by Uwe Boll... |
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All great games are coming to the big screen but directed by an asshole. We got House of the Dead who was one of the worst movie i've seen in my life. Just watch alone in the dark and once again another movie where the story doesnt make sense at all. Now he's just done making Bloodrayne http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com/ but a smell a crappy movie...didnt Bloodrayne was during WWII???
That fuck is now working on Far Cry(2006) "He plans to turn it into a $25 million horror movie", Hunter: The Reckoning(2006). Boll is also working on movies based on Dungeon Siege and Fear Effect also. Will someone please stop giving this guy money that he can stop destroying good games into movies....
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Griffon
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Feb 2005 22:09 Post subject: |
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No point in this poll, we all know the answer.
Kill Boll: Vol. 1
P.S. Thank god they didnt let him direct Hitman !!!
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Feb 2005 22:38 Post subject: |
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| Griffon wrote: | No point in this poll, we all know the answer.
Kill Boll: Vol. 1
P.S. Thank god they didnt let him direct Hitman !!! |
If Boll directed Hitman, it would be set in 1805, 47 would be a monk with a bent fork, and the best sentence in the movie would be
"Ye have completed yer mission", which would cue in the credits.
That, and 47 would be hairy. |
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Feb 2005 15:14 Post subject: |
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I wonder where he has all the money to make this crap.
House of the Dead was the WORST movie I ever saw in my life.
I think even I could do a better.
The best part of all that is he just uses the title of the game, but the whole movie has absolutely nothing to do with the game.
FakeBitchKillah.inc:
iam really looking forward to the time that the games look REAL cause u dont have update your pc than.................. cause it cant look more real than real !
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Feb 2005 19:52 Post subject: |
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Uwe Boll needs shot in the face.
http://www.uweboll.com
Im a cockfag
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Feb 2005 22:10 Post subject: |
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ruffles chips ahoy!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Cheez-It
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Feb 2005 22:14 Post subject: |
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DUDE THIS GUYS MOVIES OWN AND I CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS!
he really did all those shitty movies? why hasn't he had an "unfortunate" accident yet !
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Feb 2005 22:24 Post subject: |
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maybe uwe boll is Alan Smithee's younger brother?
i mean movie that BLOW that much
sure uwe boll has a picture and shit but it doesn't mean he's real 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 05:13 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | 
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he looks a lot like his movies 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 10:17 Post subject: |
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Haha, this is from his fanpage:
| Quote: | | der ersten und ultimativen Fanseite über Kult-Regisseur Uwe Boll ! |
Oh and just in case somebody wants to play hitman, you can meet this genius at the following places in Germany this month:
| Quote: | FEBRUAR 2005
18. AMBO Kino in Stuttgart um 21 Uhr
22. GIGA TV in Düsseldorf ab 15 Uhr
24. CINEMAXX in Wuppertal um 20:30 Uhr
25. CINESTAR in Mainz ab 20 Uhr |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2005 08:21 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2005 13:15 Post subject: |
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whoKnows, you have been sentenced to death for treachery of string&forum. Your sentence is death by grenade. Catch.
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_SiN_
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hahe
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 00:08 Post subject: |
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Yeah the first one was. Second one I think was in modern times. The movie I think is suppose to be a prequel.
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Griffon
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hahe
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 08:35 Post subject: |
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It did say 4% and 95% before. Now it's corrected and says 96%
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 20:52 Post subject: |
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Who is the one guy who voted yes? BAN HIM
Im a cockfag
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 22:34 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 22:41 Post subject: |
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Leave him alone, he is making great movies
10% [ 3 ]
Jackhammer his ass till he goes braindead
89% [ 25 ] |
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Feb 2005 04:51 Post subject: |
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Nah... I think it will suffice to put an auto-ban feature on those who vote "Leave him alone"... That and placing a "click here to get free porn" banner on the reg page that links to goatse.cx or tubgirl
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Griffon
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aswell as Uwe "i suck making movie" Boll
You know i just thought poor Uwe, everyone hates him, he deserves at least one vote in favor for him 
