Steven Seagal: Lawman is an American reality television series that premiered on the A&E Network on December 2, 2009. The series features actor Steven Seagal serving as a Reserve Deputy Chief Sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, a position he has held for 20 years. The show centers around Seagal's work on patrol and as a teacher in weapons and martial arts training sessions with his fellow officers. Seagal was encouraged to become a law enforcement officer by the parish's long-time sheriff Harry Lee. The premiere episode drew 3.4 million viewers, the highest ever for an A&E premiere.
This has the potential to become of the most hilarious things on TV! Look at his face in the trailer, looks like he is so short of air (he probably had to run 5m)...
Anyway, steven.seagal.lawman.s01e01.720p.hdtv.x264-blue and steven.seagal.lawman.s01e02.720p.hdtv.x264-blue are out, so downloading now.
It's Cops with Seagal, basically, with him talking all high-horse and stuff. "I studied marshal arts, so I have ultra mega uber zen, so I don't fight the gun's recoil - I embrace it and the gun becomes a part of me" ("teaching" a rookie how to shoot for a test)
I'd rather watch Seagal than Dog the Bounty Hunter any day
At least the "characters" here are somewhat likable. They've selected overgrown men as the four main officers, so they are like teddybears, where as everyone on the Dog the Bounty Hunter crap are trailer-trash idiots.
And it's just hilarious to watch grown men listen to Seagal talk with straight face.
well i am joking of course. i know theres countries way way way worse off than us, but we hardly are in the big time over here. movies always reach us last (most products in general, if they ever even make it here), we dont have an army, and we have rubbish telecommunications services.
...but i spose at least we CAN drink water from the tap without getting the shits, so its not too bad over here... not that i drink tap water or anything, blech.
Pft. Howard Stern is a mouthy cocksucker. Love the Youtube comments;
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1. Seagal is an Aikido master; a circular form of juijitsu, with the intent to peacefully resolve aggression.
2. Seagal is a weapons expert.
3. Seagal is a police officer...maybe not full-time, but he is out on the street helping that community.
4. Howard Stern is none of the above. He makes his money by demeaning people out of his own insecurities. Not even half the man Seagal is in real life, and certainly wouldn't say any of that to his face. That his wife divorced him is no surprise.
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Howard Stern is a fucking pig and a coward how sits in his tower collecting money from suckers who listen to his fucking narcissistic fucking mouth.
And that stupid co-host bitch annoys me too. She's all "Of course, he's got a lot of fawning cops. Hehehe. Hehehehe. Fawning over him. Hehehehe" Yeah, because of course you're not fawning all over Howard "Mouthy Twat" Stern.
What? Every thing he says about Seagal is true. The things they try to portray him do in his stupid flicks is pathetic. And he's correct about the show as well, it's ridiculous.
To tell you truth they are giving this movie in the cinema of playstation home because when i was trying out the service on my ps3 there were posters of that.
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Look at his face in the trailer, looks like he is so short of air (he probably had to run 5m)... 
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