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Griffon
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Definitly George Clooney, I've always thought he looked like him!
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 05:43 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 05:46 Post subject: |
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Yeah you don't really pick actors who look like the characters you pick the actors who can portray the character  so what Clooney looks like fisher
Can Clooney climb a pipe, run into a room, silently takedown few guerrilla members and rescue a bitchy woman?
With his slick tongue I’m sure he could persuade the bitch to follow him to bed but not out of the terrorist camp ground.
Besides Clooney sucks nowadays. All his roles are dependant upon his charm. He’s the Enrique Iglesias of the Hollywood cinema. 
For the grotesque espionage you would need someone with a charm of a thousand killers. You can use; Pierce Brosnan, Michael Madsen, Thomas Jane, Damian Lewis, or some other fuck… heck with enough wires I’m sure Keanu could climb the pipe and fly into the room in bullet time and slowly, yet inconspicuously, break every bone in their bodies then rescue a whiny bitchy reporter.
The movie shouldn’t be action oriented. If it will it’ll suck you can use collateral damage rename it splinter cell and poof you got the movie.
It’ll be cool if lets say Sam’s daughter was taken hostage upon a nuclear vessel and despite the government’s refusal Sam heads in to rescue her. The plot thickens when Sams greatest foe Mr. Communist-Russian-Guy reveals his plan on how to blow of the central-most-important part of America. Sam then races against the clock to dismantle the bomb and takes down an entire submarine filled with armed Russian soldiers. In the end the submarine rises to the surface, American Navy welcomes in with the ever so popular “we got your surrounded” line, Sam opens the hatch they cock their guns (cause that’s a cool sound to hear in a movie like this) Sam slowly gets out and says don’t shoot I’m an American! The navy uses their flash light sees It’s Sam… the captain says Jesus Christ Sam how on earth did you get aboard that ship! just then Sams daughter comes up. Sam looks at her she looks at him they smile and he goes –oh it was nothing- and the credits roll.
I soo need funding! I could make the bestest summer blockbusters EVER! Hell! I could be uwe boll of summer blockbusters! WOOT WOOT!
but yeah not Clooney!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Griffon
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fisk
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 06:35 Post subject: |
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I'd pick Michael Ironside... he IS a bit old, but it's his voice, and he's damn cool... so why not?
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 06:47 Post subject: |
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I want to see more clive owen. jude law maybe too.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 07:16 Post subject: |
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oh yes Owen would be awesome
Jude Law maybe as a counter-spy
Fisher is a build, old guy scrawny kiddies won't do shit.
If Bloom had the physique and the acting ability then yeah I mean yeah any actor who can pull off a bad ass would be good but he also has to have the physique. 
Tommy Jane sure as hell doesn’t look like the punisher guy from the comic books but he did make a good punisher on the big screen An Tommy Jane does look kind of 'faggy' on his imdb pic 
Clooney would be cool for the part if he got some muscle and could do a GOOD enough job of portraying a special government agent for a summer blockbuster.
I can't wait for this movie what's the plot anyone know? i want to know how America saves the day in another Clancy movie
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Ispep
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 09:50 Post subject: |
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Probably ends up shooting some middle-easterns, befriends one of the more American friendly ones along the way and captures the bad guy, saving the day and America from the threat of terrorism.
He leaves his new friend to live in squalor and die at the hands of the newly implanted American-puppet regime however.
So we can have a sequel based on revenge.
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 11:22 Post subject: |
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| fisk wrote: | | I'd pick Michael Ironside... he IS a bit old, but it's his voice, and he's damn cool... so why not? |
Yeah, his voice is a part of the splinter cell universe!
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 11:53 Post subject: |
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what about ben stiller? he can trow some comedy init
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Feb 2005 16:56 Post subject: |
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Would rather have Vince Vaughn
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cherzo
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Feb 2005 02:43 Post subject: |
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The Sam Fisher Tryouts
George Clooney: I need the key. Talk, or I'll make another Spy Kids.
Keanu Reeves: There is no key.
Tom Cruise: ***** *******... This **** wasn't in the ******* plot... I'm supposed to strangle you.... *****! H*****elp****** me you ****** morons! ****!
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Feb 2005 21:34 Post subject: |
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| weird0 wrote: |
hmm. i dont seem to get this  |
George Clooney: I need the key. Talk, or I'll make another Spy Kids.
Clooney was recently in spy kids movies  pretty shoddy role
Keanu Reeves: There is no key.
reference to the matrix 
Tom Cruise: ***** *******... This **** wasn't in the ******* plot... I'm supposed to strangle you.... *****! H*****elp****** me you ****** morons! ****![/quote]
and cruise is a 'bad ass' why the incoherent swearing
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Feb 2005 21:36 Post subject: |
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Clooney: Shitty actor
Reeves: Acts like (is?) a stoner
Cruise: Not sure why this guy gets "tough" roles. He's neither well-built nor does he perform the role well. He deserves to be dragged outside and shot.
Therefore, whoever wins... we lose.
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Feb 2005 21:41 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Feb 2005 22:17 Post subject: |
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| weird0 wrote: | reeves seems to be incapable of delivering emotions
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Five Faces of Reeves
  
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injurious: thanks for opening my eyes |
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 14:02 Post subject: |
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what about Kiefer Sutherland or Russel Crow or someone like that
i just really hope it wont be Nicolas Cage
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 14:32 Post subject: |
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| Zardoz_NL wrote: | | i just really hope it wont be Nicolas Cage |
id rather see them make the movie about a chick, have the main character be shania twain, and set the movie on the moon than see nicholas cage in it.
then again i despise him. |
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 15:03 Post subject: |
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cage is cool
so boo you
kiefer sutherland can't act 24 just blows
russell crow is a bitch plus he's HUGE! Too huge to go into a vent shaft and crawl through then shimmy down a drain pipe while a pack of angry Guerillas try to shoot him down then they’d put in Keanu reeves on the spot as if the reality it self has changed and just as bullet time went into effect keanu took out several hand guns (yes more than two) and immediately shot the angry Guerillas! Then bullet time would fade and keanu would disappear and russel crow would continue shimmying down the drain pipe
He could be good for that farcry movie but not a espionage-esque summer blockbuster where a lot of sneaking around/crawling around/ fiting in small places ound/ and shooting around would take place
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 15:33 Post subject: |
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he's doing die hard : die hardest so he's busy THANK GOD
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 15:55 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: |
russell crow is a bitch plus he's HUGE! Too huge to go into a vent shaft and crawl through then shimmy down a drain pipe while a pack of angry Guerillas try to shoot him down |
Ok your right Danny DeVito it is |
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 17:44 Post subject: |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 17:51 Post subject: |
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Well there are 4 titles for it actually...
Die Hard 4.0, Die Hard : Die Hardest, Die Hard 4 and Pokemon 7 Pikachu's Revenge
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 18:11 Post subject: |
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Pokemon 7 Pikachu's Revenge
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 22:49 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: |
He could be good for that farcry movie but not a espionage-esque summer blockbuster where a lot of... fiting in small places... |
Sick, sick man...
/anyaway/
We are talking about Gladiator Russel Crowe? The "I'm an honest-to-god-dumbass-tool" expression Russel Crowe? Nope... He can't act for shit. Imagining him crawling around in air vents is like watching Charlize Theron fuck Keanu Reeves... disturbing.
And Nicholas Cage? The "tired old mobster" look asshole of Matchstick Men? As Sam Fisher? Come on. Cage doesn't have an ounce of imagination. That, and he's flimsy, bald, and would look like shit in a rubber suit. Oh, wait... he looks like shit anyway. |
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