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 Posted: Fri, 11th Jun 2010 18:05 Post subject: Summer |
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So it's getting warmer and warmer these days.
Which is fine, I like su
Summer, though I barely get as much sunlight as I'd like to :/
Aaanyway.
Fuck summer.
With summer come a few observations that I freaking hate. What you ask?
I'm not muscly and I'm not fat though I still don't like how I look in form fitting clothes so summer for me is wearing loose clothes and looking like a slob.
Second summer sometimes really makes me hate monogamy.
Don't get me wrong, I love my gf but sometimes it's really hard not to think "damn, I'd love to bang that chick!"
btw (somewhat unrelated but while I'm still bitching I might as well):
my gf is way too tame. How do I get her to try some of the more kinky stuff in bed? :/
She's not prude or anything (though sometimes it seems that way) but she's rather unwilling to try something new.
Oh, wise NFOrce, show me the power of your force, enlighten me and show me the way!
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helvete
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yeah.. I'm gonna go ahead and pretend I didn't see you whining about.. clothes? fashion? I don't know. My manly brain can't comprehend such things.
I'll skip to the good part.
Tell her sex cannot possibly stay fun and interesting if it doesn't evolve. A monotonous sex life will kill a relationship. If she can't understand that she needs to go. You should have had this talk in the beginning though, to prepare her for the time when you say "ok baby, it's time. now just relaaax..."
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Jun 2010 18:59 Post subject: Re: Summer |
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| Reklis wrote: |
my gf is way too tame. How do I get her to try some of the more kinky stuff in bed? :/
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It's still better than the other extreme, so consider yourself lucky.
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Jun 2010 22:06 Post subject: |
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Sometimes I think my problem was I never took well to Domestication.
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Jun 2010 01:54 Post subject: |
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*looks at his original post*
See? That's what summer makes me do post silly threads.
@xTerro:
If things were that easy 
| sabin1981 wrote: | Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork  |
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Jun 2010 02:20 Post subject: |
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so she only lets you have consensual sex in the missionary position under a sheet?
dump the bitch!
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Jun 2010 04:18 Post subject: |
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a baww my sister works in a tan center , fuck i took her like a few months to ppersuade
and while it was free ;... its still an unmanly thing to do i know
cus i hate them taned faggs, but i just get one or 2 just to look healty u know and its free.
also chicks dun really mind if ur buffed or not u prolly look fine as u are if ur not obese
also im drunk as shiat so if my reply dun really makes sence ... yea
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SuTuRa
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Jun 2010 05:50 Post subject: |
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lol you just go for it.
second she yells out NO! means you have to stop.
My girl and I tried lot of new poses just because we were on 17th floor of a hotel and decided to just try shit out. Doesn't always work. But when it does... it's awesome. Don't ease her into it cause she'll think you think she's not adventrous enough. Only ask permission if you're going to try to do rough rough and you've never done rough rough. you can hurt your partner. But a lot of positions... just go for it. Fuck her couple times till she has them awesome orgasms that make her go eeeeooooaaaaahhhhh and shivery and then when she's covered in sweat and in amazement... grab hold of her body, do what you want... and then go for more. S'what I do.
you can make any girl a wildcat in bed... you just have to show her there's nothing to be afraid of. Some are just shy is all. Drinking is cool... but not all positions are awesome whilst drunk. You can try a shitload if you're shitfaced. FUn will be finding out what you did the next time you want kink.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Jun 2010 06:45 Post subject: |
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@WaldoJ..... Seriously .... because you were on the 17th floor ... whats that for lame excuse to start to try things out ?? 
@Reklis Take her to a porn shop... things should start from there with ease over time i guess... if not... then you probably suck in bed. 
Empty again 
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Jun 2010 00:39 Post subject: |
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without having read any further so far:
| boysetsfire wrote: | a baww my sister works in a tan center , fuck i took her like a few months to ppersuade
and while it was free ;... its still an unmanly thing to do i know
cus i hate them taned faggs, but i just get one or 2 just to look healty u know and its free.
also chicks dun really mind if ur buffed or not u prolly look fine as u are if ur not obese |
wtf?
And suddenly it all made sense
| boysetsfire wrote: | | also im drunk as shiat so if my reply dun really makes sence ... yea |
Why does it suprise me so much that I actually get _useful_ replies in here?
Maybe it's because I tend to browse 4chan a lot these days.
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| Posted: Fri, 2nd Jul 2010 16:27 Post subject: |
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Argh.
Riddle me this internet (again):
How is a guy not supposed to look, hell, maybe even stare, if there's almost women running around with pants or skirts that barely cover their ass and genitalia? O.o
How am I supposed to not look? Tell me internetz.
| sabin1981 wrote: | | Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork |
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| Posted: Fri, 2nd Jul 2010 16:40 Post subject: |
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The hotter the weather, the less clothing on women
| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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| Posted: Fri, 2nd Jul 2010 16:52 Post subject: Re: Summer |
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| Reklis wrote: | Second summer sometimes really makes me hate monogamy.
Don't get me wrong, I love my gf but sometimes it's really hard not to think "damn, I'd love to bang that chick!" |
qft. :/
then again my gf is a bit filthy.. keeps me interested.
| Cohen wrote: | I'm a troll! well done, you caught me lying my ass off on a forum. I post pictures so that it makes you angry and that you wish you could have my awesome material things   |
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