The landlord and the slut
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 00:51    Post subject: The landlord and the slut
The saga continues.

So everyone knows about my landlord, the penis. Well there's this other lass that lives here thats a bit of a chav anyway, i think they've been doing it in return for her not paying any rent.

Things turn sour, they've just had an argument, she's wasted, she says he talks to her like she's a piece of shit, he says she is a piece of shit and she calls him a peasant (a peasant Laughing). Police have just turned up and she's outta here.

piss funny, it woke me up, but still, hilarious.

And in the meantime he's had a go at me about the cleaning rota, or something.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 00:54    Post subject:
a "bit" of a chav? That bint looks like she wouldn't be out of place in an Ali G movie... or in the queue at the local dole, drinking a can of White Lightning, screaming at the teller (behind the 2' thick glass) about her missing giro Laughing
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 00:55    Post subject:
Thats not her but you get the idea. In fairness she seemed an ok person....hang on, what am i saying, as if that matters!
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 00:57    Post subject:
did I miss something? sounds like this woman got it right.


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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 00:58    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
did I miss something? sounds like this woman got it right.


She's absolutely spot on. He's lower than a peasant in fact.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 01:00    Post subject:
Well in my experience, landlords are almost always cocksuckers anyway.. so it doesn't surprise me to hear he's been abusing her for rent-free shagging.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 01:08    Post subject:
why are u all talking like there is a hosted pic of the girl here? she looks like etc etc.. did u take it down or something?
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 01:09    Post subject:
Click the bold "chav" Razz
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 01:13    Post subject:
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 01:21    Post subject:
Geordie, get a place on your own!


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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 08:54    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Geordie, get a place on your own!


I need to man, it's just a lot cheaper to have a houseshare. I dont mind sharing a house, quite like it in fact, just need the right housemates
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 10:01    Post subject:
which girl was the one that got booted out lol? left or right in image... fucking mess both of them though ..
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 11:01    Post subject:
@moosenoodles
GeordieRacer wrote:
Thats not her but you get the idea. In fairness she seemed an ok person....hang on, what am i saying, as if that matters!


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 11:08    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
iconized wrote:
Geordie, get a place on your own!


I need to man, it's just a lot cheaper to have a houseshare. I dont mind sharing a house, quite like it in fact, just need the right housemates


But you don't really have any rights and can be kicked out anytime. Cant decorate, can't have loads of cool stuff because you only have a small room and you may have to move quickly, can't walk around in just your pants Laughing, etc...


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jun 2010 13:17    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
@moosenoodles
GeordieRacer wrote:
Thats not her but you get the idea. In fairness she seemed an ok person....hang on, what am i saying, as if that matters!


oh yes i see now lol, fuck reading blind these days Very Happy
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jun 2010 04:19    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
iconized wrote:
Geordie, get a place on your own!


I need to man, it's just a lot cheaper to have a houseshare. I dont mind sharing a house, quite like it in fact, just need the right housemates


But you don't really have any rights and can be kicked out anytime. Cant decorate, can't have loads of cool stuff because you only have a small room and you may have to move quickly, can't walk around in just your pants Laughing, etc...


He cant kick me out without 4 weeks notice. I dont need to decorate, everything looks pretty good and I walk round in whatever i like. My room is also fairly big
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jun 2010 04:28    Post subject:
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jun 2010 10:55    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
I live in a shared house of 10. We've just recently put padlocks on our cupboards because someone is stealing food. I'd prefer my own place tbh.


in todays day and age there is no reason why you can not find the culprit, plenty of tools available to you, use them Very Happy

then post the vid here so we can all laugh, and the one of you beating the shit to death after.. Very Happy
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jun 2010 16:18    Post subject:
I live in a dorm as well its fine, man lots of eventZ and I have good friends living in the same dorm Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jun 2010 16:21    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
I live in a shared house of 10. We've just recently put padlocks on our cupboards because someone is stealing food. I'd prefer my own place tbh.

just lay out some extremely delicious bait and spike it with a reasonable amount of laxative. gets the culprit everytime Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jun 2010 16:41    Post subject:
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