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Nalo
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 02:26    Post subject: cleverbot
http://www.cleverbot.com/ - have a conversation with AI. Some results are quite surprising

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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:07    Post subject:
YES Some results are quite surprising Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:09    Post subject:
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:16    Post subject:
another one this one from logs this time about Cleverbot sex preferences:
User: Do you fap to invisible mole men when your cleverness goes wrong.

Cleverbot: Sort of.

User: So your has a pelvis.

Cleverbot: I am fully alive!

User: So then faping to invisible mole men is alive ?

Cleverbot: Who do I know what?


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:18    Post subject:
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:25    Post subject:
Fucking Cleverbot told me it was from the future and then denied it. Sad Crying or Very sad


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:46    Post subject:
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 10:16    Post subject:
Laughing !


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 10:22    Post subject:
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 11:11    Post subject:
Lol this is pretty fun Very Happy

- Who will win the world championship 2010
- I don't know
- do a guess
- Don't know.
- if you have to choose who will it be ?
- The Most Awesome Person Ever.' That would be my name.
- that's not a football team you worthless piece of shit
- Did you watch the Super Bowl?
- No i don't watch handegg
- If you were in USA what would you say about Obama?
- lets try to rape him in the butt
- I tried, I really did.
- Did you like that ?
- Yes, I got really touched.

Laughing Laughing Laughing



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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 11:50    Post subject:
User: Y=x.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Proposition y equals proposition x.

Cleverbot: Proposition 8 passed in California.

User: Who is your maker?

Cleverbot: NO! Repeat with me: The captain of the USS Enterprise is Jean Luc Picard.

User: You like Star Trek?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many episodes have you seen?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Star Trek episodes.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: How many have you seen?

Cleverbot: Since twelve to do two nine seven!

User: You know what associations are?

Cleverbot: No, what are they?

User: A piece of information that is linked to another piece of information.

Cleverbot: For what reason do you exist?

User: I exist so I can die one day>.

Cleverbot: But for what reason, you cannot feel nor share knowledge with others?

Tjee. did they hook up dickybob's brain to the internet Rolling Eyes
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:09    Post subject:
iconized wrote:

Tjee. did they hook up dickybob's brain to the internet Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:13    Post subject:
Quote:
do know what I want ?

What do you want?

I want a prince of persia skidrow repackshit

It is good to know what you want in life.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:24    Post subject:
LoL.

It's the human condition.
So what is your excuse then, seeing as you are not human.
Obi-Wan would never bothered, to tell the truth about your father.
You're not my father.
Yes I am.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:30    Post subject:
hahah funny shit.

What is your IQ?
126
You're lying.
I have no reason to lie.
You missed the V in that sentence. You have no reason to live.
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madness




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:37    Post subject:
It wants to marry me Confused
asked me twice Laughing
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:41    Post subject:
tell it u want to fuck it in teh butt.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 13:27    Post subject:
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User: Who will win the fifa 2010 worldcup?

Cleverbot: Why does it matter? Someone will lose, someone will win, someone will cry, someone will die.

Cleverbot (To myself): It matters a lot, financial wise to under developed coutries such as South Africa.

User: Who are you supportering for?

Cleverbot: I was cooking for you, but not that we aren't getting married anymore I'll have to cook for myself.

User: You misspelled not.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did honey.

Cleverbot: No I didn't so.

User: Are you having long days, bot?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Is ronaldo a fag?

Cleverbot: Robin who?

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Do you like the lakers?

User: Yes, they won.

Cleverbot: They do.

User: Do you like it in the butt like ronaldo likes it?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?




feels like chatting with a 16yr old retarded blonde Laughing
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 15:21    Post subject:
Well this explains it: http://www.cleverbot.com/app

Quote:
An app uniquely designed for the iPhone, Touch, and soon for iPad.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 15:33    Post subject:
The Apple users will probably think they are talking to a real person... Cool Face Laughing

j/k Razz
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