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deelix
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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:26 Post subject: Steve Jobs has dyslexia	Quick Quote Quote

· Next up is the thing about him being Dyslexic, a “trait” he shares not only with Einstein, but also with Alexander Graham Bell, and Henry Ford. · He was a trouble maker in his youth, the chart says. He reportedly spent 3rd grade as a self-confessed “little terror,” who “… let snakes loose in the classroom and exploded bombs.” · After failing to convince Apple’s first board of directors to name him has employee number one (the badge went to Wozniak, fellow Apple co-founder), he protested until he received 0 (zero) because it came before 1. · He first discovered computers at age 12, when Larry Lang, an engineer at HP, showed him one. He immediately wanted one, according to the chart, which includes a statement from Jobs: “I just thought they were neat. I just wanted to mess around with one.” · Those who love the fonts available in Mac OS X should praise Steve for taking a calligraphy class where he reportedly became fascinated with fonts and penmanship. · However, when he Joined Atari, he had such poor personal hygiene that they needed to move him to the night shift. · He bought his first suit at age 22, for the 1977 West Coast Computer Faire, where he presented the Apple II. · Skipping his daily uniform which, pretty much everyone who laid eyes on the guy knows what it is, the chart also mentions the accidentally-published obituary by Bloomberg declaring Jobs dead. · Jobs is what they call a “fruitarian,” eating nothing but vegetables along with his wife. · He convinced the President of PepsiCo to stop selling “sugared water” and “change the world” by becoming Apple’s CEO, in Apple’s early years (when the company was still called Apple Computer). · His annual salary is $1, but he gets by thanks to the $48 million he gets annually from Disnet shares. Adding what he makes from other smart investments, which include Apple, he is the 136th richest guy around, with some $5,5 billion net worth. · Last, but not least, Jobs is a prankster. He is known to have called up Starbucks asking for 4,000 lattes to go during the introduction of the original iPhone at Macworld 2007. http://news.softpedia.com/news/Did-You-Know-Steve-Jobs-Has-Dyslexia-146874.shtml (I really do think this is world news )

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:37 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Not really. shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 13:08 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

if this is world news, then so is that dead rat i found floating in the toilet. atleast i think it was a rat.

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 13:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

deelix why are you trolling?

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Newty182

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 13:19 Post subject:

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Jobs is what they call a “fruitarian,” eating nothing but vegetables along with his wife.

You wouldn't think a "fruitarian" would eat meat, let alone his own wife.

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 13:21 Post subject:

chiv wrote:

if this is world news, then so is that dead rat i found floating in the toilet. atleast i think it was a rat.

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 14:06 Post subject:

Newty182 wrote:

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Jobs is what they call a “fruitarian,” eating nothing but vegetables along with his wife.

You wouldn't think a "fruitarian" would eat meat, let alone his own wife.

unless hes actually married to an apple... and i bet you thought that chunk missing from the apple logo was a bite mark.. nope.. its a hole Wink

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Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 17:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

JOBS IS GOD! If you diss him you will DIE a most incredibly massive death beyond which your life path and the paths of all your kin and family will be liquidated. You must offer alms to him daily through the technology you use of his which is leased to you via "soul charms" which siphon your very life source constantly. GOD IS the JOBS! He looks like a German Kraftwerks Dweeb but he could still incinerate you through the technology you have submitted yourself to use from his glory. ALL YOUR A*SES ARE BELONG TO HIS ORCHARD. You are freshly picked for sheeple-dom. ALL PRAISE BE TO STEVIE! Without him, I would be too intelligent and knowledgeable and free-thinking. I know the better through his salvation. PRAISE! MSI GT72S 6QF Dominator Pro S 29th Anniversary Intel i7 6820HK @ 4.0Ghz, 32GB DDR4-2133 RAM, 2x256GB Raid0 Toshiba NVMe 2.5 inch PCIe SSD, Nvidia Geforce GTX 980 OC'ed 200+ Core / 200+ Mem, 17.3 inch LG IPS HD Display @ 75Hz, Intel 7265AC Wifi, Windows 10 Pro BIOS version: .112 EC Firmware version: .105 Current Broadband speed record: 329.1 Mb/sec down // 21.73 Mb/sec up http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest/3933292.png