1. Don't have "houseplants" :cba:
2. Sex anywhere is cool with me.
3. I didn't have beer in the fridge when I was 8 either. v0v
4. If it's a working day, hell yes. Otherwise, still the opposite.
5. Elevator? Haven't been in one of those for ages. But they don't play music in'em here.
6. I don't watch TV period, why pay for something you can't choose?
7. I'll be honest, I don't have any friends.
8. I work as a teacher, I have the same holidays the kids do.
9. Never did for me. Guess I'm odd that way.
10. I don't call the cops over stuff I deal with face to face.
11. I don't talk to any relatives besides my mother from time to time, and ... just no.
12. No taco bell in this town.
13. I have no car.
14. No dog.
15. Nope.
16. Nope.
17. Haven't dated for 11 years.
18. I've never eaten a "basket" of chicken wings in my life.
19. Headache pills are for sissies. Condoms are useless when there are better means of contraception.
20. Wine tastes like shit.
21. Breakfast?
22. I drink about the same quantities of fluids I did before.
23. 90% of the time I spend in front of a computer, I'm playing EVE-Online. So yes.
24. I don't go to bars, and there are no need to pay money for fluids that come out of the tap.
25. I don't congratulate them. I ask them what they feel like, if they're happy I say "I'm glad that you're happy".
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