A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.
- "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
- "Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts. A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again.
- "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.
- "Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.
- "But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens?" sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.
- "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open!!"
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