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 Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 08:34 Post subject: Sex With The Ex |
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Had a relationship with her for 3 years. Broke up 3 months ago. Now I saw her the other day. We both want to fuck, but she gets really clingy and emotional really easily. I don't want her getting all attached again and texting me every 30 seconds and bla bla bla.
So advise me almighty humps.
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zipfero
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 09:22 Post subject: |
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I'd like to dust of an oldie but a goodie... Fuck her in teh butt
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 09:36 Post subject: |
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Pix plz.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 09:37 Post subject: |
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So just tell her you only want to fuck, nothing more.
If she gets clingy afterwards, it shouldn't bother you because you split up already. And if it bothers you that she still wants you back, you probably aren't really over her anyway.
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”
- Albert Camus
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 09:51 Post subject: Re: Sex With The Ex |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | Had a relationship with her for 3 years. Broke up 3 months ago. Now I saw her the other day. We both want to fuck, but she gets really clingy and emotional really easily. I don't want her getting all attached again and texting me every 30 seconds and bla bla bla.
So advise me almighty humps. |
This happened exactly a half year ago with me. I also had a relationship for 3 years and we broke up for 3 months and then we came back together again. WRONG.
3 months makes you forget the things why you broke up. For me it lasted one week before it was the end again. Again a big fight etc etc and feeling miserable for a couple of weeks while i just moved on before getting back together.
My advice .... DON'T, find yourself someone else, the market is huge
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:14 Post subject: Re: Sex With The Ex |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | Had a relationship with her for 3 years. Broke up 3 months ago. Now I saw her the other day. We both want to fuck, but she gets really clingy and emotional really easily. I don't want her getting all attached again and texting me every 30 seconds and bla bla bla.
So advise me almighty humps. |
If she's that kind, stay away. Have a jerk-off session instead.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:24 Post subject: |
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Having sex with no attachment = win win situation.
| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:27 Post subject: |
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I'll use caps this time
FUCK HER IN TEH BUTT
you fucking idiot
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:34 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | I'll use caps this time
FUCK HER IN TEH BUTT
you fucking idiot |
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:40 Post subject: |
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Never. Ever. Do that.
Always ends up bad.
but if you really have to
| FireMaster wrote: |
FUCK HER IN TEH BUTT |
| sabin1981 wrote: | Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork  |
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:43 Post subject: |
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| Reklis wrote: | Never. Ever. Do that.
Always ends up bad.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 11:49 Post subject: |
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That would be true if you regarded women as more than just cunts, fortunately for me they're nothing but walking sextoys, so there you go. makes life a HELL OF A LOT less complicated
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 12:25 Post subject: |
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Just kill her and fuck teh corpse
| chiv wrote: | | don't quote me on that |
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 12:29 Post subject: |
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| Reklis wrote: | Never. Ever. Do that.
Always ends up bad.
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I've done that with one of my ex-gfs. It was 3 months after we broke up, we talked and she proposed that I go to her place, just for the fun. And we did it for 1month more, then she left the country to go to her new uni, and I haven't heard from her since. Soo.. what was so bad?
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 12:39 Post subject: |
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| StrEagle wrote: | | Reklis wrote: | Never. Ever. Do that.
Always ends up bad.
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I've done that with one of my ex-gfs. It was 3 months after we broke up, we talked and she proposed that I go to her place, just for the fun. And we did it for 1month more, then she left the country to go to her new uni, and I haven't heard from her since. Soo.. what was so bad? |
I guess it's alright if they all leave the country after a month.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 12:57 Post subject: |
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| Hierofan wrote: | | Reklis wrote: | Never. Ever. Do that.
Always ends up bad.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 13:13 Post subject: |
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I guess it's alright if they all leave the country after a month. |
and they never ever come back.
Then I guess it's okay.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 13:58 Post subject: |
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| bushwacka wrote: | post pix of her, then post pix of your other "options", then let the hump decide  |
I'm not sure i want to choose between an ugly girl and right hand
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Sin317
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 14:27 Post subject: |
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time for the kinda degrading sex you couldnt have with her as your GF.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 14:51 Post subject: |
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lol
is obvious that tainted still likes her, otherwise he wouldn't be all... should i do it or not... hmmm
so the question is who broke up with who...
if you... then it's not really okay cause you're giving her what she wants and not what you want.
it's easy for anyone to get laid. and it's lol if you need to rely on stale meat to get yourself some action.
if her... it's a really bad idea for tainted and i, along with anyone else, should suggest otherwise. as in, dun fuck her, not even in the butt, just close your eyes, grab your cock, make the  face and cum all over your fingers and smear that lovely semen all over one of her pictures and send it to her.
all in all.... if you're still emotionally attached to her.... don't do it . shit will get real, real soon.
if you're not emo attached and she is... don't do it. shit will get crazy, real soon.
if you both have no feelings for each other just throbbing body parts... go for it.
sex is sex. we're all sexy sex creatures. we sex just for the sexy sexiness.
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3 moths after and you still haven't found a replacement.... or haven't been looking suggests that either youse busy, or still willing to get back with her.....
FIND ANOTHER GIRL! FUCK!
don't ever do second chances cause you'lll always stick with the same slut/whore/corpse/bottom feeder/emo.
Move on. Fuck another girl. Stay away from ex. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 15:26 Post subject: |
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| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 18:35 Post subject: |
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I would do it. Seriously.
If you won't attach then it's cool. Of course, if you don't have anyone else in mind or in sight.
Be an opportunist.
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 18:46 Post subject: |
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Fuck her in the ANUS. And post some screens afterwards.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 20:56 Post subject: |
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I voted fuck her in teh butt because it was obvious , but honestly, if she's really the kind of girl who easily tends to be too much "sentimentally involved" even by the most futile reasons, then forget about her and find someone else.
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garus
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd Aug 2010 21:02 Post subject: |
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| garus wrote: | | ixigia wrote: | | I voted fuck her in teh butt because it was obvious , but honestly, if she's really the kind of girl who easily tends to be too much "sentimentally involved" even by the most futile reasons, then forget about her and find someone else. |
The most important stuff is if HE is emotional. If he is not, then go for it. It's not him who will have to suffer through it again.
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