I WANT MY FUCKING RIGHT HAND BACK
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:00    Post subject: I WANT MY FUCKING RIGHT HAND BACK
it takes too long to type, I can't doo most of everyday things normally, I can't even tie my own fucking shoes without using my teeth Crying or Very sad
gonna be 2 months worth of this shit, pass me a fucking healing potion please SOMEONE Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:01    Post subject:
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Rage




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:06    Post subject:


That right hand?


Clown Fiesta
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:16    Post subject:
If you masturbate with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:16    Post subject:
Dump your old girlfriend and get engaged with the new lefty one
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:25    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:

Better collection yet:



Laughing
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 19:51    Post subject:
PC180... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe I never noticed that before Laughing
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ivan1real




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 20:00    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
If you masturbate with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it

Feels like a clumsy stranger.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 20:57    Post subject:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/b472/

Buy a pack of these and everything will be great.
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difm




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 22:35    Post subject:
Did FM finally show pictures of his "broken arm"? Or have not missed it? Razz


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 22:38    Post subject:
Nope, never showed them.
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difm




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 22:38    Post subject:
I'm not surprised at all Laughing


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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Sep 2010 23:08    Post subject:
Why what's he done to his right hand?
Other then excessive masturbation?


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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 04:36    Post subject:
Attention whore is whoring for attention. Laughing
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 07:18    Post subject:
i broke my right arm too Sad


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psychokillergr
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 10:55    Post subject:
In before the lock!!
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 14:04    Post subject:
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TSR69
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 14:15    Post subject:
Laughing
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 14:51    Post subject:
What do you mean you want your hand back... have you lost it? Shocked


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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 16:25    Post subject:
He lost it on fisting trip Razz


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 17:51    Post subject:
difm wrote:
He lost it on fisting trip Razz


I read a fishing trip... but you mean a FISTING trip? That's something entirely different I'm afraid...


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 19:13    Post subject:
Changed bandages today, why the fuck would I troll about something like this, I as a fellow Nfohumper have the right to legitimately use the bitching section for real reasons too.

10 stitches, cut an artery so I can't bend my pinky neither feel it, I appreciate the humping humor just like any dumb ass greasy motherfucker like the rest of us are, but it really is annoying, I drive stick and changing gear and driving using only my left hand is a chore, I guess that's where being a poor ass cheap fuck comes in, I don't even have fucking steering power in my car.

I'd appreciate a big long dick up my ass hard and then a bullet to my brains, fuck my life.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:10    Post subject:
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:13    Post subject:
bright side is I can play the handicapped card Very Happy, for small things, and chicks get curious about the bandages in my hand which brings up topics about how manly I am, other than that it fucking sucks major balls
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:14    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Changed bandages today, why the fuck would I troll about something like this.



Maybe because most of your last posts are just talk about some shit you did etc but no pics, even if you promise them etc.

You're too out of our league Razz


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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:18    Post subject:
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:31    Post subject:
difm wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
Changed bandages today, why the fuck would I troll about something like this.



Maybe because most of your last posts are just talk about some shit you did etc but no pics, even if you promise them etc.

You're too out of our league Razz


maybe because I JUST CAN'T BE FUCKING ASSED TO ffs
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:36    Post subject:
Laughing
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 22:24    Post subject:
What's the point of whining at all then? Other than seeking attention.
We don't make a thread each time we stand up against some local thugs ( I myself live in somewhat bad neighbourhood and have had fight with them).
We don't make thread each time we get to fuck some young girl (if at all) etc...

sigh... Haven't you gone through puberty or what? Razz


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