Cat shit or dog shit
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Which do you hate most?
Cat shit
33%
 33%  [ 19 ]
Dog shit
66%
 66%  [ 37 ]
Total Votes : 56

Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 11:25    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Since cat's cover theirs it usually don't smell much (kind of hard if its hidden under sand (or where ever they have decided to hid it).


...and ofc, being a owner of 6 cats I would pretty much say that dog shit was most anoying no matter what Razz cats > dogs.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 12:32    Post subject:
At least dogs shit OUTSIDE. Can't say the same for cats. It escapes me how people don't mind cats shitting in their homes - a litter-box doesn't count, it's still in the house. Ugh.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 12:42    Post subject:
Immunity wrote:
At least dogs shit OUTSIDE. Can't say the same for cats. It escapes me how people don't mind cats shitting in their homes - a litter-box doesn't count, it's still in the house. Ugh.


Do you go outside when you take a dump? Litterbox = Cat toilet...so what's the problem?


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 12:48    Post subject:
human taking a dump in a toilet stanks up the area 758.976 times more than a cat crapping in a litterbox. fact... scientific studies show this.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 14:46    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
human taking a dump in a toilet stanks up the area 758.976 times more than a cat crapping in a litterbox. fact... scientific studies show this.


Wtf? I will never forget the first days after I got my new kitty. Her poo was just disgusting; the stink filled the entire house too. As soon as I'd see her digging a hole in the litterbox, I'd grab a shovel and quickly throw the doody in the dumpster.

So I'm very glad she's grown up a little now and takes a dump in the neighbour's yard... LIKE A PROPER CAT Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 14:54    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
chiv wrote:
human taking a dump in a toilet stanks up the area 758.976 times more than a cat crapping in a litterbox. fact... scientific studies show this.


Wtf? I will never forget the first days after I got my new kitty. Her poo was just disgusting; the stink filled the entire house too. As soon as I'd see her digging a hole in the litterbox, I'd grab a shovel and quickly throw the doody in the dumpster.

So I'm very glad she's grown up a little now and takes a dump in the neighbour's yard... LIKE A PROPER CAT Very Happy


Just like with humans - its very individual with cats too. The smell that is.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 15:12    Post subject:
Dog shit is worse.

I have a dog and I have trained him to only shit on grass, I can also tell him no when he is about to take a dump somewhere I don't want him to and he will wait for the next patch of grass. But fuck cleaning it up, cats don't properly cover up their shit and it is everywhere just like dog crap.

Also, it's NEVER the dogs fault if the dog has an owner with him, it's the owners responsibility to clean up after their dog, there's no reason to get angry with the dog.

I think cat owners should be made to follow their cat around and clean up their crap. Cats are classed as wild animals in the UK if they are left out to roam free, you can take any cat and have it destroyed if you really wanted to or drive it 50 miles away and dump it.

Cats are shit.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 22:14    Post subject:
sTo0z wrote:




wtf sto0z
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 22:55    Post subject:
My dog grew up with 10 cats and now takes a dump like a cat! He balances on his back legs and goes. He also puts his paws up when you scratch his belly like a cat. I think he meows sometimes. Coolest thing. He is only 12 pounds (toy fox terrior) so his craps are very small (like a cat).


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 23:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Sep 2010 23:20    Post subject:
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And I don't understand what psycho wrote :/ Is it possible that it doesn't make any sense? Very Happy

Does it ever make sense? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 04:37    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
Where I live, almost no one cleans up their dog's shit. You have to keep an eye out on the sidewalk or your shoes will look like you've taken a stroll through a Bulgarian sewer. All the greens and rose beds are full of feces too. People think it's pretty normal, though my neighbourhood is a relatively decent one. There's not even a dog tax in many municipalities as well: no one will come to remove the dung.

I think that's just the Dutch way of letting your dog out: let goggie have a dump and simply move on. So I guess that's why I want to kick a dog from time to time. Or perhaps I should kick the owner. Or both.

My cat Couscous will crap in their gardens from time to time, so I'll get my revenge anyway Very Happy

Hahaha you have a cat named Couscous. Awesome. Smile Yeah, where I live, the lazy piece of sh*t dog owners don't pick up their dog's shit too so you have to constantly watch where you step. The sidewalks are totally unsafe. It's only safe to walk on the street. It's really annoying. I don't get why people enjoy owning dirty stupid animals that leave gigantic shits everywhere aka dogs... I know they are good at following orders and can protect the home but still...
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 10:46    Post subject:
notyouraveragetobias wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
Where I live, almost no one cleans up their dog's shit. You have to keep an eye out on the sidewalk or your shoes will look like you've taken a stroll through a Bulgarian sewer. All the greens and rose beds are full of feces too. People think it's pretty normal, though my neighbourhood is a relatively decent one. There's not even a dog tax in many municipalities as well: no one will come to remove the dung.

I think that's just the Dutch way of letting your dog out: let goggie have a dump and simply move on. So I guess that's why I want to kick a dog from time to time. Or perhaps I should kick the owner. Or both.

My cat Couscous will crap in their gardens from time to time, so I'll get my revenge anyway Very Happy

Hahaha you have a cat named Couscous. Awesome. Smile Yeah, where I live, the lazy piece of sh*t dog owners don't pick up their dog's shit too so you have to constantly watch where you step. The sidewalks are totally unsafe. It's only safe to walk on the street. It's really annoying. I don't get why people enjoy owning dirty stupid animals that leave gigantic shits everywhere aka dogs... I know they are good at following orders and can protect the home but still...


I think even horse shit is better than dog shit. Piles of horse shit are simply so large, you'll always notice them.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 11:09    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
And I don't understand what psycho wrote :/ Is it possible that it doesn't make any sense? Very Happy

Does it ever make sense? Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 12:15    Post subject:
you are so civilized here that makes me sick sometimes

even inatan will understand what i wrote now

simple sentences for i natan mortibus pump and chiv from now on Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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this is a cat guys


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 12:44    Post subject:
can someone translate that?


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 12:45    Post subject:
I understood what you wrote on the first page, psychokillergr.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 12:52    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
can someone translate that?


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 14:47    Post subject:
It speaks volumes about this community that a post thats so full of shit can be so popular!
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 15:16    Post subject:
+1

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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 15:27    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Sep 2010 15:50    Post subject:
Some people have managed to solve the cat shit problem entirely, by training their cat to poo on the toilet!

(what is that music again... Brahms!)

http://www.litterkwitter.com/en/index.php Complete toilet training set, tutorial dvd included Laughing

Note that toilet trained cats still have the tendency to scratch the ground Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2010 19:15    Post subject:
thats awesome.. if you put the flush down button on that toilet thing..(where he scratches the plastic) than the cat can even flush it..
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Oct 2010 15:02    Post subject:
i hate cats & the shit that comes out of them,
mainly cause of strays shitting in my yard & giving my dog's flee's all the time.

but cleaning up after these 2 i don't mind as their awesome Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Oct 2010 18:49    Post subject:
oldtimer wrote:
i hate cats & the shit that comes out of them,
mainly cause of strays shitting in my yard & giving my dog's flee's all the time.

but cleaning up after these 2 i don't mind as their awesome Smile
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Those are some nice doggies. And that's high praise, coming from me. I hope you clean up their doody in the park

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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Oct 2010 19:49    Post subject:
dogs wreck your backyard with the shit and digging and everything else, cats ftw, much more discrete and tidy with the excrement...
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Oct 2010 01:47    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
oldtimer wrote:
i hate cats & the shit that comes out of them,
mainly cause of strays shitting in my yard & giving my dog's flee's all the time.

but cleaning up after these 2 i don't mind as their awesome Smile
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Those are some nice doggies. And that's high praise, coming from me. I hope you clean up their doody in the park

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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Oct 2010 02:10    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
dogs wreck your backyard with the shit and digging and everything else, cats ftw, much more discrete and tidy with the excrement...


Yeah if the dogs are straight out of some family comedy from Hollywood Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Oct 2010 04:40    Post subject:
oldtimer wrote:
i hate cats & the shit that comes out of them,
mainly cause of strays shitting in my yard & giving my dog's flee's all the time.

but cleaning up after these 2 i don't mind as their awesome Smile
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what race? they are so cute Smile look pinscherish...My dog since 8 died earlier this year and he was a pinscher breed(a danish breed called Danish/Swedish Farmhound..called skånsk terrier in sweden Razz)
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Oct 2010 09:52    Post subject:
I think I'd rather have a pig than a dog at home. Pigs are quite intelligent too, even more than dogs. And they're super cute when small. The problem is they want to eat everything.



Nice side effect is that the magic of the pig will keep the taliban away from my house.


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