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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:17    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Btw, I'm trying to grow myself an epic beard but after 20+ days it's definitely starting to itch too much.


after let's say 5-7 days of non shaving I get all sorts of red dots on the cheeks and pimples. that's why I shave every 3-4 days.
few guys can pull of a beard. generally a shaved man is a clean man.





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TripleDee




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:29    Post subject:
oxyeL wrote:
I use a hair cutter to leave only bristles to reach that slick metrosexual look Surprised


I cut mine the same way, then I shave my butthole and balls.
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:37    Post subject:
TripleDee wrote:
oxyeL wrote:
I use a hair cutter to leave only bristles to reach that slick metrosexual look Surprised


I cut mine the same way, then I shave my butthole and balls.



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Neon
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:38    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
What a fag, uses a "machete on his pre-shaved face to show how "tough" he is.

The only thing that surprised me was, that he didn't record that vid with his iFag.



What I use:


Fucking expensive and I'm not even sure if it's better than my old Mach3-Turbo...


I use the same, it's brilliant for me.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:49    Post subject:
We should start a beard contest, but I fear that a place in the podium will be completely unachievable for the normal Humpers: Lutzy, inz and Leo are on superior level of epicness Laughing



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MCorleone
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:51    Post subject:
i am shaving dry no soap no lotion no cream ,usually after the bath where skin is quite soft otherwise no soap, dry ,
only razor touches my skin
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MCorleone
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 21:57    Post subject:
TripleDee wrote:
oxyeL wrote:
I use a hair cutter to leave only bristles to reach that slick metrosexual look Surprised


I cut mine the same way, then I shave my butthole and balls.


??

tell me that you are not serius
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Atropa




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 23:06    Post subject:
I don't have to shave..
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Nov 2010 23:17    Post subject:
Real man don't need a mirror to shave...



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TripleDee




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 04:19    Post subject:
MCorleone wrote:
TripleDee wrote:
oxyeL wrote:
I use a hair cutter to leave only bristles to reach that slick metrosexual look Surprised


I cut mine the same way, then I shave my butthole and balls.


??

tell me that you are not serius


Hell yeah I'm serious.... I give the ladies a nice smooth canvas for their tongue paintbrush
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 04:30    Post subject:
i use the same 1 year old shave Razz epic one!
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 04:32    Post subject:
TripleDee wrote:
oxyeL wrote:
I use a hair cutter to leave only bristles to reach that slick metrosexual look Surprised


I cut mine the same way, then I shave my butthole and balls.


you americans are weird! let's read what wikileaks tell us about shaving balls and ass.... yucks!

Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 04:35    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
TripleDee wrote:
oxyeL wrote:
I use a hair cutter to leave only bristles to reach that slick metrosexual look Surprised


I cut mine the same way, then I shave my butthole and balls.


you americans are weird! let's read what wikileaks tell us about shaving balls and ass.... yucks!

Laughing


I've just read that Berlusconi and Putin are shaving each other's balls on a regular basis Laughing
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 04:38    Post subject:
@ixigia: do you get that early of bed, or just getting to bed? should be 6 am there...
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 04:47    Post subject:
i suppose just like me, getting late into bed Laughing

btw its 4:36 am Smile


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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 05:00    Post subject:
If I don't shave for a month I end up looking like this
 Spoiler:
 

Though without the hair, why is the hair the first to go and the beard stays. Laughing
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 05:00    Post subject:
Just use the cheapest disposable razor I can find at the store..

Really comes down more to technique more then anything else.

Not a fan of electric razors because the blades tend to wear out faster and it tends to pull and irritate my skin to much.
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 05:03    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
If I don't shave for a month I end up looking like this
 Spoiler:
 

Though without the hair, why is the hair the first to go and the beard stays. Laughing


lol..

Reminds me of this guy -

@ 0:30
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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 05:07    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
Epsilon wrote:
If I don't shave for a month I end up looking like this
 Spoiler:
 

Though without the hair, why is the hair the first to go and the beard stays. Laughing


lol..

Reminds me of this guy -

@ 0:30

Laughing
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 07:15    Post subject:
lol


Formerly known as iconized
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 08:13    Post subject:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
inz wrote:
Real men don't shave


their arm pits , chest and ass !

i shave my armpits every week with a disposable razer
enjoy your body odor

oh and i use wilkinson quattro 'beard'


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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 08:52    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
What a fag, uses a "machete on his pre-shaved face to show how "tough" he is.

The only thing that surprised me was, that he didn't record that vid with his iFag.



What I use:


Fucking expensive and I'm not even sure if it's better than my old Mach3-Turbo...


I use the same, it's brilliant for me.


Use the same one, but I do have an electric shaver for those special occasions (like when I am bored Very Happy).
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 15:45    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
inz wrote:
Real men don't shave


their arm pits , chest and ass !

i shave my armpits every week with a disposable razer
enjoy your body odor

oh and i use wilkinson quattro 'beard'




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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 15:51    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:

i shave my armpits every week with a disposable razer
enjoy your body odor


Likewise? Laughing

armpit hair naturally wicks moisture away from the skin, which aids in keeping the skin dry enough to prevent colonization by odor-producing bacteria.
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 16:01    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
Just use the cheapest disposable razor I can find at the store..

Really comes down more to technique more then anything else.

Not a fan of electric razors because the blades tend to wear out faster and it tends to pull and irritate my skin to much.


Had the same problem. Then I started having really short hair and bought a good hair trimmer. It trims my beard better than any electric razor ever have :E
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 16:11    Post subject:
Atropa wrote:
I don't have to shave..


TITS OR GTF.. oh wait.. wrong forum Cool Face
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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 16:45    Post subject:
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swingman




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 17:57    Post subject:
Used to use some gillette blade until I realised that it was the same scam as the cheap printer and ridiculously expensive ink-cartridges. Been using some el cheapo razor for a long time and don't notice the difference anymore. So, fuck you Tiger Woods and fuck you Henri and fuck you Tennis Dude. Very Happy
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Dec 2010 18:02    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
fuck you Tennis Dude. Very Happy


It's Federer, show some respect! Very Happy
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