So smegging embarrassing
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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 10:46    Post subject: So smegging embarrassing
Last night (~2am) I put a filét of cod in the oven to have for dinner (yes, screwed up day/night cycle), and I had forgotten to remove the aluminium foil on the floor of the oven (it's there to pick up dripping and fallen stuff) which burnt and created a lot of smoke and crap. Oh well I though, no harm done. An hour later (3am) the fire department knocked on my door since my very cute neighbour had called them thinking it was burning. I explained that I had burnt crap on the foil in the oven and the fireman checked out my oven (and extremely messy and dirty kitchen).

Today when I went on an errand my OTHER neighbour on the same floor wondered why they were woken up at 3am by a whole brigade of fire men and I had to explain what had happened.

Now I just want to move since I won't be able to look my neighbours in the eyes.

Meh!


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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 10:51    Post subject:
Don't eat the cod, play it... Cool Face


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madness




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 10:54    Post subject:
wow..man, how can you possibly continue living there. seriously Sad

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Reg67




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 11:26    Post subject:
This story sounds fishy to me.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 11:36    Post subject:
Oh the shame and humiliation! How can you live with yourself? But instead of moving just smoke out you neighbours. Cool Face


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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 13:19    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
Don't eat the cod, play it... Cool Face
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swingman




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 13:22    Post subject:
You have indeed dishonoured the name of your house. The only honourable way for you to restore honour to the house of frant is for you to commit Hegh'bat. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 13:28    Post subject:
Cool story bro
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 13:32    Post subject:
what fucking anxious , socially inept idiot ..
why the fuck would you care what your neighbours think ?


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 13:59    Post subject:
Why would you want to move? Confused

Because you were cooking yourself something good and a little trouble happened?

Honestly I don't see anything to be ashamed about. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 14:01    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
what fucking anxious , socially inept idiot ..
why the fuck would you care what your neighbours think ?


Frant wrote:
my very cute neighbour


Duh
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 14:16    Post subject:
BearishSun wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
what fucking anxious , socially inept idiot ..
why the fuck would you care what your neighbours think ?


Frant wrote:
my very cute neighbour


Duh

oh great , another chicken shit
yeah , it's really manly to flee like a coward or something as pathetic

Lutzifer: maybe you need to check your testosterone levels, if you think manliness is the true arbiter of everything. Temp ban for the socially inept idiot.


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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 14:24    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
BearishSun wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
what fucking anxious , socially inept idiot ..
why the fuck would you care what your neighbours think ?


Frant wrote:
my very cute neighbour


Duh

oh great , another chicken shit
yeah , it's really manly to flee like a coward or something as pathetic


Lol you take stuff way too seriously. You must relate to that in some way if it bothers you so much Laughing Were you afraid to talk to gurls in high school?
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 14:52    Post subject:
Its not like your cooking some Meth Wink


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helvete




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 15:35    Post subject:
Jeez hierofan, a bit harsh there don't you think? It's only a story, don't read too much in to it. See if I were to read too much in to your anwers I might assume you're projecting, and all that vitriol is aimed at yourself for not being the stud you think you should be. Good thing I'm not huh? Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 15:41    Post subject:
It's Hierofan after all...

Hierofan wrote:
Oddmaker wrote:
I have a friend on Facebook that is working in South Korea and he says its really calm over there and no one is worrying about it, everything is going as a normal day would haha


friend on facebook ? .. which i am guessing you probably never met
ohhh you with your facebook bullshit , for me it's on the same level as mac faggotry


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 15:54    Post subject: Re: So smegging embarrassing
Frant wrote:
An hour later (3am) the fire department knocked on my door since my very cute neighbour had called them thinking it was burning.


Perfect ice breaker.
Fuck her in teh butt.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:01    Post subject:
Yeah life would be so much better if it was that simple:

*Bachelor Frog speaking*

She called the fire department->she cares about you->Fuck her in teh butt

Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:02    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Yeah life would be so much better if it was that simple:

*Bachelor Frog speaking*

She called the fire department->she cares about you->Fuck her in teh butt

Laughing


I see myself in way too many of the bachelor frog's sayings alread anyway...
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:03    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Yeah life would be so much better if it was that simple:

*Bachelor Frog speaking*

She called the fire department->she cares about you->Fuck her in teh butt

Laughing

That's more like Crazy Rapist Frog..
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:03    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Yeah life would be so much better if it was that simple:

*Bachelor Frog speaking*

She called the fire department->she cares about you->Fuck her in teh butt

Laughing


I see myself in way too many of the bachelor frog's sayings alread anyway...


I see a lot of myself in it as well Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:04    Post subject:


Cool Face


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:45    Post subject:
A li'l correction here:

 Spoiler:
 

Cool Face


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:59    Post subject:
I'm with the frog/toad on this.
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 17:01    Post subject:
Hahahahahah I know this feeling all to well. Twice I've come home at bartime and passed out with a pizza in the oven. No fire brigade though!


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 17:04    Post subject:


Better iconized? Very Happy


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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 17:09    Post subject:
Very Happy


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 19:59    Post subject:
my advice: go over to all the neighbours, apologize, thank the one who actually called the fire brigade, apologize especially and THEN fuck her in teh butt! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 20:50    Post subject:
Invite them for dinner? Very Happy
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