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Rofl_Mao
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 Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:30 Post subject: Men peeing sitting down |
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Evolution has granted males with the exclusive right to pee standing. It's quick and you still have 1 hand to casually wave hello to a friend passing by. Multitasking at its most basic. But years ago I got a tip: sit down when you have to pee. And it's one of the best things I've ever done. I've noticed it's even quicker and above all: CLEANER. Perfectly clean even.
When peeing wearing shorts, I've noticed my legs getting an invisible golden shower. Pee my jeans would normally soak up. The bathroom walls and floor are also served a portion of splashed urine. Very small amounts maybe, but in a week or so all those tiny specks of urine just make your bathroom filthy and unhygienic.
Since I've been peeing "girl style" my bathroom is always clean, aside from a little dust. And it's not slower at all. When peeing sitting you can pee full throttle without urine splashing out of the bowl. Now I think it's indecent for men to pee standing. Urine is bound to splash out of the bowl more or less, and that's just rude towards the person cleaning the toilet! Usually your wife who's peeing properly, sitting down 
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garus
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:35 Post subject: |
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from nuclear power to pee-ing 
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:35 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:36 Post subject: |
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HAhahaha you are crazy 
I pee standing up, unless I have to make no. 2, then it's obligatory I guess
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helvete
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:36 Post subject: |
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I pee sitting if the toilet/bathroom is clean enough to warrant it. Saves me a lot of hassle.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:37 Post subject: |
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What poll is this, all the men must piss standing, otherwise their man card will be instantly retired!  
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:42 Post subject: |
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Lol what a loser you are rofl_mao !
Wash your clothes and bathroom, quit peeing like a disabled person. Pee like a boss.
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helvete
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:53 Post subject: |
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real men piss standing.
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ixigia
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 17:59 Post subject: |
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Well I stand, but I can see the logic in sitting. But it would be too much of a hassle, plus most public toilets are filthy.
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fisk
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:05 Post subject: |
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I sit. Oftenly because I like to relax and read in the toilet room.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:16 Post subject: |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:24 Post subject: |
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Standing , i don't want to rubb my dick against the fucking toilet and don't tell me you're doing this while having a morning wood..
Even if i take dump i still stand up to take the piss.
Sadly though it's alot messier standing , but fuck it , it'll clean up and god knows what might happen if you rub your dick against the toilet.
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garus
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:29 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:31 Post subject: |
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| fisk wrote: | | I sit. Oftenly because I like to relax and read in the toilet room. |
this. sitting down makes it far more relaxing, especially if your bladder is full or if you're drunk/stoned/tired
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:36 Post subject: |
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Standing but I can see the advantages of sitting down if it's your job to clean up the bathroom
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:48 Post subject: |
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Men taking a dump standing up. We need a poll.
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 18:55 Post subject: |
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Grew up in a house with 4 women, was forced to sit down all the time 
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:00 Post subject: |
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Well I guess I just value hygiene a lot. Standing may be the more masculine way... but that don't mean much to me if my bathroom gets dirty. Not that there's that much splashing, but it does happen. And eventually that will make for a yucky bathroom.
Public toilets are something entirely different of course. If the bowl and floor are dirty I too just play it safe. Some toilets in trains are very dirty and I just want to avoid getting too close to the bowl and stepping in someone else's pee. So from about half a meter's distance I make a nice golden arc and aim for the bowl. Three point score in basketball language 
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:02 Post subject: |
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| sausje wrote: | | Grew up in a house with 4 women, was forced to sit down all the time |
That's the catch indeed. If there's just 1 guy peeing standing the bathroom gets dirty again 
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:02 Post subject: |
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Sitting when at home/known/family/work, standing when on other places.
Sitting is so damn chillaxin
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:16 Post subject: |
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i sit when i pee only when im takin a dump
otherwise i am a man, i will stand up and defy gravity while urinatializing
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:22 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao, you need to stop using MacOS before it's too late.
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BLaM!
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fisk
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:33 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie |
No, you do just fine at that without sitting. Well done!
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Somewhat.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:39 Post subject: |
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| BearishSun wrote: | | Standing but I can see the advantages of sitting down if it's your job to clean up the bathroom |
Im probably lazy but at home i allways sit down.... its just way relaxter and i dont have to clean my toilet so often
It also tells me which of the friends who are coming over are dirty fuckers. I often let them clean afterwards
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