Men peeing sitting down
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How do you pee?
Standing
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Sitting
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:40    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
fisk wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie


No, you do just fine at that without sitting. Well done!


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:50    Post subject:
Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:53    Post subject:
snip


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:56    Post subject:
I only do it to drive human_steel up the wall grinhurt
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:59    Post subject:
I quit a long time ago anyway. I don't do it anymore.
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:00    Post subject:
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I gave up a long time ago anyway. I can't win anymore.


I know Smug
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:01    Post subject:
Do you?
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:20    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
sabin1981 wrote:
fisk wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie


No, you do just fine at that without sitting. Well done!


Crawl back under your bridge.


Oh the irony.


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:24    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
sabin1981 wrote:

Crawl back under your bridge.
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:26    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
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Rofl_Mao wrote:

When peeing wearing shorts, I've noticed my legs getting an invisible golden shower. Pee my jeans would normally soak up. The bathroom walls and floor are also served a portion of splashed urine. Very small amounts maybe, but in a week or so all those tiny specks of urine just make your bathroom filthy and unhygienic.


Jesus H Christ... are you registered as legally blind or something? Your dick isn't as long as you think it is.... stand closer

Let's all have a show of hands; Hands up if you spray the entire bathroom while taking a piss.


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Yeah, exactly. LRN2AIM, N00B. And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie unless I'm taking a crap.


Yeah nice tumbleweed animation . But I can "aim" just fine. You try peeing standing without trousers and then be honest: did you feel anything splashing against your legs? Wink


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:28    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
Rofl_Mao wrote:

Yeah nice tumbleweed animation . But I can "aim" just fine. You try peeing standing without trousers and then be honest: did you feel anything splashing against your legs? Wink


I am being honest; I never piss on myself nor my surroundings Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:32    Post subject:
Voted. I sit or squat in the bush
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:50    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
sabin1981 wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:

Crawl back under your bridge.


Certainly, after you stop sucking I shall return under the bridge.


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:55    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
sabin1981 wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:

Yeah nice tumbleweed animation . But I can "aim" just fine. You try peeing standing without trousers and then be honest: did you feel anything splashing against your legs? Wink


I am being honest; I never piss on myself nor my surroundings Wink


Then you've never pissed outside
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:55    Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down
zipfero wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:

Yeah nice tumbleweed animation . But I can "aim" just fine. You try peeing standing without trousers and then be honest: did you feel anything splashing against your legs? Wink


I am being honest; I never piss on myself nor my surroundings Wink


Then you've never pissed outside


Touché sir! Ok, I'll reiterate.. I've never pissed on myself, nor any area of my bathroom outside of the toilet bowl Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 21:03    Post subject:
Not possible.
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 22:00    Post subject:
Neither.

I usually lean over the toilet with my left hand placed on the wall and use my right hand to take aim.


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 22:12    Post subject:
Standing up, and preferably against a tree.
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 00:14    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Neither.

I usually lean over the toilet with my left hand placed on the wall and use my right hand to take aim.


That's the classic morning pose for me grinhurt

And trying to pee while having a hard on is impossible. Well at least it's impossible to pee downwards grinhurt

And I always clean after peeing (I don't care to aim precisely)...


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 02:22    Post subject:
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.

Piss like a man ffs.


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 02:31    Post subject:
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.

Piss like a man ffs.


Yeah! And you'll be a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 03:06    Post subject:
haha my fiancee would HATE it if I sat on the toilet to take a piss grinhurt


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 05:04    Post subject:
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What poll is this, all the men must piss standing, otherwise their man card will be instantly retired! Wink Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 08:18    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
haha my fiancee would HATE it if I sat on the toilet to take a piss grinhurt


Fiance? Don't you have a wife already? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 08:46    Post subject:
Standing.

Q: Does anyone have a crap and not piss at the same time? You see when I was in hospital as a kid, I was stuck in a bed fro a few months and every time I asked for a cardboard thing to take a crap, I was always asked if I needed a piss too.


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:37    Post subject:
Nope crapping and pissing at the same time. Sometimes it goes in turns.


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:37    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Standing.

Q: Does anyone have a crap and not piss at the same time? You see when I was in hospital as a kid, I was stuck in a bed fro a few months and every time I asked for a cardboard thing to take a crap, I was always asked if I needed a piss too.


Well I always piss after I take a dump :\

Sometimes tho when I gotta pee really hard, I have a feeling that I need to take a dump as well... Must be the bladder pressing the bowls or sth...


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:45    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
haha my fiancee would HATE it if I sat on the toilet to take a piss grinhurt


Fiance? Don't you have a wife already? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:50    Post subject:
I know what that is....its the lame ass fucking avatar sharing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 11:06    Post subject:
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