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Injurious




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Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 05:09    Post subject: Spamz0r 2.0
I was bored Very Happy
So Laugh
N Enjoy
Or what ever
Spam with other stories!
The more stories the merrier
Even of your daily actives
Very Happy

Shit on nforce is more of an enjoyable read than some shitty paper in class Very Happy

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Becky
This little girl named Becky had a big secret
She was in love with her teddy bear named Joel
One year she went on a magical journey
To the woods of the unknown
In hopes she will find the magical wand of the toymaker of the toymaker
That will bring life to her teddy bear named Joel
So they can be forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

On the first day of her journey the little girl named Becky ran in joy
She ran pass the toy stores
Pass ice cream trucks
And pass her old playground
Without ever looking back

On the second day of her journey she made it to the woods of the unknown
She stood at the entrance to the woods of the unknown
Then she waited for something or someone to come inside with her
She waited and waited
Two long nights she waited

Then a boy dressed in a bunny rabbit suit came by
The little girl named Becky asked him to come with her on the journey
The boy dressed in the bunny rabbit suit eagerly agreed
They both hopped in joy into the woods of the unknown

Within the woods the night came fast
The little girl named Becky and the boy dressed in the bunny rabbit suit were lost
In the middle of the woods of the unknown
They had no idea where to go
Soon the dark woods of the unknown became very cold
And the little girl named Becky began to freeze

The little girl named Becky asked the boy dressed in the bunny rabbit suit
To take off his suit so she can wear it and be warm
The boy dressed in the bunny rabbit suit smiled and took off his suit
When he took his mask off the girl screamed in joy
It was her teddy bear named Joel dressed in the bunny rabbit suit
That night the little girl named Becky made passionate love with her teddy bear

The next morning
She woke up alone
Beside a jar of magical bees
The bunny rabbit suit was gone
As was her teddy bear named Joel
The little girl named Becky got up and looked for her teddy bear named Joel
In the middle of the woods of the unknown

With the sun shining bright the little girl named Becky found the bunny rabbit suit
But it wasn't a suit made for a boy or a teddy bear
It was a real bunny rabbit that was skinned alive
It was skinned the night the little girl made love to her teddy bear named Joel
There was no sign of her teddy bear named Joel anywhere

The little girl named Becky screamed for help
Her screams echoed through the woods of the unknown

A man at the end of the woods heard her scream
He rushed to help the little girl named Becky
The man from the end of the woods found the little crying
Beside a skinned bunny rabbit
He came to her and held her tight
The little girl named Becky looked into his eyes and then she calmed down

The man from the end of the woods smiled at her
Gave her a kiss on her forehead
And whispered into her ear
How was last night?
The little girl was confused
The man from the end of the woods showed her a bee-sting
A magical bee-sting
That made her imagine she was making love to her teddy bear
When she wasn’t

The little girl named Becky started screaming really really loud
Then the man from the end of the woods took out a knife
And slit her throat and began licking her wound
Then the man from the end of the woods started to make passionate love to the dying little girl named Becky

The little girl named Becky died that very day
The little girl named Becky never found the magical wand of the toymaker
That could bring life to her teddy bear named Joel

The teddy bear named Joel never left her room
And never saw the little girl named Becky
The man from the end of the woods of the unknown was never seen outside of the woods of the unknown
The body of the dead little girl named Becky was eaten up by the woods of the unknown
And magical wand of the toymaker was and will never be found

Laughing Laughing Laughing

I was bored.
I was really bored.
I had no porn to jerk to.
I had no booze to get drunk to.
So I went outside to buy me a slushlie at the local 7/11
I met a girl named Becky
She asked me to buy her and her friends a pack of smokes
I laughed in her face
And walked away sipping my coca-cola flavored slushlie
That I bought at the local 7/11
Laughing

Brain freeze Shocked Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 05:19    Post subject:
goddamn....u musta been REALLY bored lol Smile
i know how it is still......Sad
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Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 05:29    Post subject:
Damn straight, yo! HAHAHAHAH

I was so bored I sprayed my sock with AXE
And then set it on fire hahahahahahaha burn some hair off of my legs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahhaha
It was so awesome
I love the smell of burnt hair!

Man I bought a zippo just so I can burn my hair Very Happy I have four Zippos and I son’t even smoke! Hahahaha
I wanna try and burn my facial hair Very Happy But I have to wait till I grow some! HAHAHHAHA
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SycoShaman
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Location: Toronto, Canada
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 10:03    Post subject:
lol hahaha

how old are u man?

and burning the hair isnt a good thing..that shit grows back thicker, worse than shaving
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 10:05    Post subject:
Injurious, post some pictures or movies next time

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Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 13:56    Post subject:
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no fur
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
was he? Shocked
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Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 14:28    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
how old are u man?

19 and I shave almost every three days

My facial hair matches my skin tone Sad
So I have to wait till I feel something on my face then I can shave Very Happy

SycoShaman wrote:
and burning the hair isnt a good thing..that shit grows back thicker, worse than shaving

But it smells lovely Very Happy my room reeks of this shit now Very Happy I LOVE IT!
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Mutantius
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Posts: 18594
Location: In Elektro looking for beans
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 15:03    Post subject:
u are indeed sick Injurious Very Happy

Though any ideas where I can get that wand? I need Mr. Gingers to show me some dirty tricks in bed!

"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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_SiN_
Megatron



Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 15:27    Post subject:
Injurious, you´re my idol...you really are! Very Happy
He ain´t sick, he´s different Smile

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Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 15:43    Post subject:
Maybe you're the different ones and I’m the only normal one. Have you thought about that?

Mutantius, last I heard the magic wand was in the land of the big toe nail.
I don’t know how to get there
But if you were to come across a rope-bridge approach the troll underneath it
And ask for directions
He’ll point you in the wrong direction
So go the other way

And then you’ll find the forgotten tree
It will weep to keep it self alive

Take one tear and rub it on your head
It will shrink you

Beside the forgotten tree there is a rabbit hole
Yes it belonged to the bunny rabbit

Go inside

There is a subway in there
Take it
It will take you to the castle of the giant ogre.

If you make him laugh
He will tell you where the land of the big toe nail is
If you make him angry
He’ll use you as a toothpick

Very Happy
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Mutantius
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Posts: 18594
Location: In Elektro looking for beans
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 16:33    Post subject:
oh so when I reach the subway I just order a ticket or is it just plain free?

hmm by toothpick u mean iron or wood?

"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 17:40    Post subject:
the subway is free in the rabbit hole
it's always free ever since the little bunny rabbit wasn't there to collect the fare
the little rodents will help along
but I wouldn’t trust the owl

the giant ogre will use you as an iron toothpick
he will reuse you over and over and over
until you break
you see will what he eats for dinner and breakfast
you smell the foul breath of the unclean mouth
you will eat what gets stuck in between his tooth
and you will not like it at all
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Mutantius
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Posts: 18594
Location: In Elektro looking for beans
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 20:26    Post subject:
Hmm so this 20%-off-the-ticket-price card is fake?
the little rodents... Are they related to John Goodman? And what about the owl?

hmm does Ogre mouth support multiplayer or is it singleplayer only?'

Sorry about the questions but really! need to be sure before I go...

"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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dryan
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Posts: 2446
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 21:29    Post subject:
THESE FUCKING SPAM THREADS ARE GETTING BORING.

DO SOMETHING NEW

Im a cockfag
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_SiN_
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Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 21:31    Post subject:
Don´t read then.

Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
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dryan
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Posts: 2446
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 21:34    Post subject:
I couldn't read them even if I tried.

Im a cockfag
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